When you consider last night a "good night" of sleep because you "only" got up to pee 4 times.
Hahaha! This is so me. I woke up this morning and said, "wow. I actually slept pretty well last night!" DH looked at me like I was crazy and goes, "you got up at least three times!" I know...
You're secretly happy that you have to wear a panty liner because reaching between your legs to wipe yourself after peeing is almost impossible...especially when baby is sitting up in your ribcage.
When you simply MUST find a random message board to ask total strangers if the symptoms everyone else has at the end of pregnancy could be a sign of early labor. Yes, yes... mm hmm. Yes they can.
Re: You know you're 35+ weeks pregnant when...
When shopping, old ladies are outpacing me. I got the head nod from a really old lady the other day (as she passed me) as if to say 'I get it'