Game: Describe your worst date in 5 words.

jennz201 · December 2014

I heard this on the radio yesterday and it was hysterical. I thought it would be fun to play here.

Describe your very worst date in 5 words.

jennz201 · December 2014

I have two:

Asked for a hand job. (first date!!)

Columbine survivor, friends with shooters! O.o

marijaa333 · December 2014

Three first dates:

1. kept showing off his money

2. offered helicopter ride plus drugs (out of the blue-for the record)

3. his ex showed up crying

Gotta love online dating...

itsmevkb · December 2014

Threw up all over him.

Oh wait, maybe that would be his worst date!

lgsdesigner · December 2014

Told me he had herpies.

a316b · December 2014

He called me wrong name...

lgsdesigner · December 2014

orangepickle said:

met his mom and dad [-X

@orangepickle-

mylittleladies1229 · December 2014

He shit the bed. Literally.

VeganOnTuesdays · December 2014

I am going to cheat. This is just too good not to tell and I CAN'T get it into 5 words.

First date with this guy. He asked ME to pick HIM up from a gas station (that he claimed was right by house...) He had a grocery bag that he put in my backseat. We had the date (it was clearly terrible) and at the end asked me to drop him back off at the gas station... RED FLAG. He left his bag in my car on accident which consisted of shaving cream, a razor, and soap. Dude got ready in the gas station bathroom. HELLO?

Swanky929 · December 2014

5 words is not nearly enough for my worst date, but I'll try. Match.com lied games sore loser

RachiCakes · December 2014

DUI on the way there

As in, he got a dui on the way to the date and still showed up. I said bye immediately

jennz201 · December 2014

Oh I have another!

Punched windshield and shattered it.

Sadly, this was a guy I was dating for a while. He had serious anger issues and when I told him I didn't see us making it passed a summer fling, he got pissed off and broke his windshield!

Starla777 · December 2014

Wanna just walk around Walmart?

That was his date idea when we met up. I said no.

supersarah77 · December 2014

Repeated random standing at dinner.

cookiesmac · December 2014

Stinky-ass fart in the car

Lezzie82 · December 2014

Boiled eggs fart breath rude crass balding

Sorry too many words lol

Lezzie82 · December 2014

Oh and lied about his age.

knightmansmama · December 2014

You look like my daughter.

This guy not only lied about his age but used different pictures in his online profile that clearly were not of him. Online dating can be scary, I'm so glad I always informed people of where I'd be. I left within 3 minutes of meeting this guy. Total CREEP

HSTeacherHeidi · December 2014

He took another girl home!

Asent08 · December 2014

Dry humping me, wouldn't leave!

Dude, get off of me and go away. Worst. Date. Ever

staccajaye · December 2014

Touched boobs, came in pants

=D>

wingardium3 · December 2014

Had me pay for dinner.

He said he left his wallet at home. This was the first and last date. I'm all about sharing payment responsibility as you go, but not the first date.

alleycat39 · December 2014

close talker on my birthday

Hconner3 · December 2014

Showed up Drunk, vomited on me.. (6 words my bad.)

TeacherMom2015 · December 2014

Hawaiian shirt. Rusted Car. Old.

beezybaby · December 2014

Five finger shuffle under table.

vballgirl78 · December 2014

Breath that made me gag!

Snapdragon750 · December 2014

itsmevkb said:

Threw up all over him.

Oh wait, maybe that would be his worst date!

My best friend peed on the shoes of the guy I'd just met and had been hanging out with at this party, then she almost threw up in his car while he drove us to her place (he had to pull over and let her out).

He married me anyway though!

Snapdragon750 · December 2014

Oh, my answer to the thread: Complained about blue balls constantly.

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