Weird as it may sound, I think it will soothe me to hear some other people's crazy times. Here are the wedding crises we are currently dealing with:
My fiancé just got the vest he ordered and instead of 2 sizes up, they went 2 sizes down. 
Fiancé's "best woman" has chicken pox, and isn't doing well (since it's so dangerous in adults). We are so worried, and obviously she won't be at the wedding.
My bridesmaid and her son have the H3N2(?) mutated flu and can't come.
Fiancé's family is refusing to come to the rehearsal dinner and we don't really know why. 
What did YOU (or your friends) encounter in the days leading up to your wedding?
And thanks again for keeping me sane, y'all. 
 
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I also had so many late RSVPs I couldn't even keep track of. Most of those losers ended up not even coming!
Plus I insisted on having the wedding outside during the day and the weather was warmer than expected. Since they set the tables so early, everyone was nearly burned by the hot silverware.
Congratulations and I'm sure your day will be great. Just keep in mind that if anything isn't perfect, you're the only one that knows. None of your guests have all the 'behind the scenes knowledge' as you. Have the best day!!
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1. We lost (or got stolen) our laptops that were packed in the same bag.
2. His BFF/BM died a couple months before the wedding in a freak accident.
3. His cousin got wasted and gave a 10 min toast that compared our relationship to a fishing trip. It was soooo boring.
4. My BFF got wasted and wandered down the street and got in a fight at the bar. Came back with a black eye and bruised face.
5. I broke a rib at the bachelorette party the weekend before (Vegas Party Bus! Woot!)
5. His cousins were fighting in the hotel room corridor most of the night, keeping people awake. His cousin (see 3) started escalating it, and I went out to yell at them to STFU and he got pushed into me, and it hurt like a mofo cuz of my broken rib.
6. I had stomach issues the day of and was barely able to drink anything alcoholic.
It was still fun, but honestly, my current DH and I had a private wedding where no family would dare come (Burning Man festival). It was sooooo much better.
Chin up! And Best Wishes!
I got a raging migraine right before our rehearsal and ended up in a dark room with my MOH sobbing because it hurt so bad and I couldn't see. My youngest brother took a wrong turn on the way to us and was lost and unable to be at the rehearsal. So the wedding party was missing the bride, MOH, and one groomsman for the rehearsal.
Meanwhile, my poor fiance was beside himself that I was feeling so bad and he couldn't do anything to help, that he snapped at everyone, including our officiant, he yelled, kicked sand at him and 'took off'. My older brother, being the helpful little shit that he is, came in to ask if I knew where the groom went, because he 'just took off'. Of course I go into panic mode thinking that he's left me, which doesn't help the migraine, and I melt down. A few minutes later FI comes in to check on me, and calms me down. I manage to stumble through one quick run of the wedding and we head off to the rehearsal dinner at a suuuuuper fancy restaurant, paid for by my ILS. 20 min in, my dumb ass brother shows up, unwashed, in his sweats and with some girl I've never met and was for sure NOT invited to my wedding.
Anyway, it ended up being a perfect perfect day, and I wouldn't change any of the craziness.
Good luck to you. I hope you really enjoy your day, and I can't wait to see pictures.
My brother and his friend brought 2 strippers as their dates. They were caught doing coke in the bathroom, making out together in dj both and offering to show and let people touch their new fake boobs.
I finally kicked them out when one almost spilt red wine all over me.
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I just have a tiny one--we decided to go with a blue and green plaid cake (we had a fairly traditional Scottish wedding and decided to match the cake to my husband's clan's tartan) and the frosting dyed everyone's mouths blue for the rest of the night.
~Mama to two daughters and baby #3 coming soon~
Oh, and this reminds me, I found out two weeks before the wedding that I was pregnant with DD! haha almost didn't fit into dress because of bloat
I was so scared to not fit in my dress. I visited my mom every other day to make sure she could still zip it. The day of the wedding, no one else was allowed in the room with us in case it didn't zip, I didn't want to show how scared I was!
Ended up helping me out since I was not endowed before. Haha
I'm sorry to hear about the unexpected issues leading up to your wedding. Hopefully, these things just make an entertaining wedding story to share one day.
I had more issues regarding my wedding in the months leading up to my wedding thanks to a mentally unstable exgirlfriend of one of the groomsmen. So random. I did get to know her over the a couple of years but not enough to warrant her pressuring me daily to make her a bridesmaid, pressuring me include different cultural traditions into my wedding (traditions that aren't even something my family ever practiced), inviting herself to my family bridal shower in another state and then being rude to my shower hosts plus parents (which ultimately resulted in my husband and I breaking off the friendship with her and uninviting her to our wedding), then trying to turn our group of friends against us. Yeah, random exgirlfriend of a groomsmen that refused to leave him alone as well as the group of guys that have been buddies since high school (they are now in their mid-30s). Did I mention that the break up happened 10 years ago?
That was the big headache that overshadowed my husband's father refusing to attend his only child's wedding because his new wife wasn't invited (my husband's decision). My FIL left my MIL a year before for another woman then got remarried as soon as the divorce was finalized.
Both the crazy exgirlfriend of a groomsman and the new wife gave us an impression that they might crash our wedding (especially the crazy exgirlfriend) so the wedding planner and her staff had photos and descriptions of both people and were ready to escort them out.
In the end, no one crashed our wedding. We lost one couple as friends that we realized that we didn't care for anyways, which is probably why we never sought them out to hang out.
I hope everything goes well with your wedding! Enjoy the day, I'm sure it will be beautiful.
Mine was small and stupid compared to yours:
My alcoholic mother forgot my veil, custom made sash, and corset. I flipped out and had a Bridezilla moment 20 min before the ceremony. Other than that, it was a great day.
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I wanted everyone to show up at the venue dressed and ready to go. Everyone did, except my MOH. She tried to put on her dress but it was a size too small. She'd returned it many times getting smaller and smaller sizes b/c she was dieting. This time, it just didn't fit. In my bridal room while it was time for me to get dressed, my MOH was on the floor, face down as two men tried to zip her up. It wouldn't go. She burst into tears. The owner of the venue actually SEWED the dress as closed as they could and she wore a shrug to cover the large open spot in the gown.
Since she was took up so much time and space in the room with all the dress helpers, my other BMs never got a chance to spend girl time alone with me in the bridal suite before the ceremony. I got a few "getting ready" photos but not the ones I'd hoped for. So much for paying for the extra hour of the photographers time.
The owner was really apologetic and was in constant contact updating me, but it really kind of sucked getting a million phone calls during our rehearsal dinner, too.
My guys got their tuxes on the wedding day (along with 282829 other sizes, 'just in case' , though the button on MH's pants was missing...) and we got something like $100 off for all the trouble.
So that sucked, and was super stressful, but honestly @tinalovescauliflower, its the LAST thing I think of when I remember my wedding day! It didn't even cross my mind until I saw another tux mishap on this thread lol.
Sorry for all the sickness and drama going on, I hope your day is wonderful regardless!!!
before the wedding MIL said they'd pay for 1/2 the wedding. SIL got engaged so MIL decided they'd pay just the traditional things the grooms parents would pay for. Ok fine.
We get closer and it's just our rehearsal dinner and our tickets for a cruise for our honeymoon (see also they wanted someone to go on vacation with them but whatever VACATION!) up to $1,000 for both items.
So that would of been tight but more than ok. Except they pick out our room for the cruise and want it to be closer to theirs so it makes boarding and leaving easier, and that room is $500/person. DH told them that with travel costs and then spending money and whatever else we just could not afford that with everything else we were paying for so thank you anyway but we can't go. So they finally say ok they will pay for the whole room. They left out the fact that they didn't pay the mandatory gratuities though until we were on the ship and it had been billed to us. We didn't plan for that and almost didn't have enough money then to get home.
As we got closer I kept asking about rehearsal dinner options. I kept getting told that it was whatever and up to us where we wanted to go. Ok fine I start calling places and getting information. I finally sat down with MIL to pick a place. She wanted to have a BBQ at our place because for SIL everywhere was already booked for her date. SIL got married in May so wedding season. We got married off season. But I had to point out too that we lived in an upstairs apartment and didn't have the room or anywhere to do a BBQ. She finally agreed to pay for a place to have the dinner.
Did I mention that while all this was going on they paid over 10 grand for SIL's wedding? SIL got engaged after us and married after us too so kind of a slap in the face they'd do so much for one kid but not the other. DH says he wasn't as mad because he was just used to it with his sister.
At the actual rehearsal dinner my mom gave me crap because a brides maid bought me a mixed drink for dinner. She was mad because I was drinking when her brother (who lives in another state and I've never met) was in the hospital from his alcoholism and his liver was failing.
Wedding day very little went wrong. Just DH and the grooms men brought in the food I made in crockpots and never plugged them. I had no clue but my mom and grandma ran around heating things up for me. Then we told the guests to go eat and because DH and I weren't first in line and had no plan to be they both YELLED at all of our guests that they were rude. Mom and grandma couldn't grasp that they just made us look horrible and were the actually the rude ones.
long story short: People get bsc when the word wedding is used. And not many people have weddings that go off with out a hitch.
She had previously showed me where she was going to put the columns for the tiers, at that time I told her they needed to be further spread out to support the cake. ..but what do I know?!?
She delivered the cake at the hall at 11 ish bc she was also a bridesmaid. After she left my parents were there to drop something off. While there my cake fell!!! That was my most stressful phone call. I started bawling. Fortunately the hall had an inhouse baker who completely fixed my cake for me.
Now the photographer.....
She was a friend of my father in law. It was his gift to us. We had first look pics taken and we recieved none of them. After bugging her she finally said "they didnt turn out" she blamed the sun but she didn't bring the right lenses. She wasn't prepared. That pissed me off so much. I told FIL not to give her all her pay but if course he did and for mad at me for being mad.
Eta: one of the groomsmen had sex with my 20 yr old cousin who was a bridesmaid in the only bathroom that i could fit in with my dress. It was a single bathroom. Her dad, who would have literally killed the guy was sitting right outside of bathroom and no idea what was going on. We had to make a plan to get them out and distract the dad. ..
Also 3 wks before wedding i kicked my moh out of my wedding. She was saying how horrible i was and my family was for wanting to drink on party bus for Bachelorette party......more drama to it too...but it's not worth the time.
At my wedding: The best man was maybe an hour late and missed taking group photos, he also came without his suit jacket. One of the groomsman had a black eye. I remember there being some problem with the cupcakes not fitting well into the cupcake stand, but I don't really remember.
Honestly all of the day of mishaps were easy to get over because I was focused on getting married, and in that moment nothing else mattered.
I'm trying to breathe today and just deal with one thing at a time! 2 and a half days to go...
It's super obvious in all the pictures. And she's not small chested.
I hope you have the best day on Saturday despite all the disappointments leading up to it! @tinalovescauliflower
So, my wedding was kind of a comedy of errors. H got sick a few days beforehand and then it got way worse in the days leading up to the wedding. We thought it was swine flu but it was a really bad upper respiratory infection that then led to dehydration. So this all meant.....
- H missed the rehearsal/rehearsal dinner entirely because we had just gotten back from urgent care and he was under orders to rest up for the big day the next day. A lot of his family and friends were there whom I'd never met before, kinda awkward. And his dad had to stand in at the rehearsal, haha.
- H showed up to the wedding venue on the day of with a protective face mask on, and I took one look at him and started bawling just after my makeup had been done, so I had to have the whole thing redone.
- Since I had to rush to get ready for the rehearsal after taking H to urgent care, I packed in a hurry and ended up with two different shoes, which I discovered as I was getting ready to go to take pictures. I sent my dad back to my house to pick up my shoes' partners and he ended up setting off the alarm since our cat sitter had already been over there, unbeknownst to us. So I had no shoes, the alarm company was blowing up my phone, and then my dad got drenched in an unexpected and brief downpour on the way back to the venue.
- We didn't get to do a first dance because H was too weak, so we just sort of stood and swayed and watched our slideshow with everyone else....which was actually fine with us, since we're not big dancers.
- About 2/3 through the reception I was taking H upstairs and he kinda collapsed and his eyes rolled back so we ended up calling the paramedics, who came to our hotel room to rehydrate him. He was fine but it was all super dramatic and scary!
- Unrelated, but I completely revamped my wedding vows the day before the wedding but then when I went to print them out the day of the wedding I printed out an older, much crappier version, which I only noticed in the middle of the ceremony as I was frantically looking for the newer, better vows. Oops.
All in all, we're married, and thankfully we're able to laugh at a lot of this now - 5.5 years later! I think our friends and family had a great time at our wedding without us! But it still makes me sad how much thought and planning went into everything and we hardly got to enjoy any of it.
EDD: 5/4/2015
It's a girl!
My little ladies - Lola (RIP), Cecilia, and Peggy Sue
I think that as most here have said, it will be a magical day. And all the bad stuff will be outweighed by the happy memories.
My horrors:
1) We live in a small NYC apartment, and my MIL, FIL, SIL, and GIL (Grandma in Law?) all stayed with us for the entire 2 weeks prior to the wedding (seriously, on air mattresses and a couch.) They didn't want to help with the wedding stuff we actually needed to get done, and were pissed that the stuff they wanted to do (i.e. gift bags and favors) has already been completed prior to their arrival. So we basically spent the 2 weeks prior to my wedding taking them sightseeing. Then, 2 nights before the wedding, they invited about 20 extended family members to our apartment for dinner. Everyone was complaining about the cost of NYC, so my DH and I ordered a bunch of pizzas (never mind that we paid for the majority of the wedding ourselves too). Another family member needed to be picked up from the airport, which of course no one wanted to do, so my DH and I left all those people in our apartment to do it. THEN when we got back, we found our dog wandering around the building, because someone let her out without realizing.
2) We danced to the wrong first song! It was totally our fault, we wrote down the wrong title. But as we started dancing we were muttering to each other about how it wasn't the song we wanted. Now we always say we have 2 wedding songs.
Your first wedding was perfect but the marriage wasn't, maybe the crappy wedding will make a perfect marriage
It's stressful now but imagine the stories you'll tell your kids!!!