When to pack hospital bag and what to take?

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

I LOVE sheep! Oh, and Emu's too!

shebern · December 2014

bookworm92 said:
Fuck. I can't keep up. Are we sheep or Emu?

You sound like a sheep. So you can be sheep 6. You at bottom of totem pole.

shebern · December 2014

elleswarth said:

shebern said:
Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now.
Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.

Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

shebern said:

elleswarth said:

shebern said:
Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now.
Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.
Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .

QFP

And they aren't minions, they are our Moderators

Edit: words are hard tonight.

shebern · December 2014

grumpycat88 said:

shebern said:

elleswarth said:

shebern said:
Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now.
Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.
Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .
Hey girl I may be an EMU but I'll do you a solid. Those are the board MODERATORS.

Your piont?

aks01 · December 2014

shebern said:

grumpycat88 said:

shebern said:

elleswarth said:

shebern said:
Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now.
Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.
Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .
Hey girl I may be an EMU but I'll do you a solid. Those are the board MODERATORS.
Your piont?

It's always hilarious when someone with poor grammar and spelling comes on here to argue. You're making yourself look even more stupid.

YaMrWhite · December 2014

aks01 said:

Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now. Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.
Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .
Hey girl I may be an EMU but I'll do you a solid. Those are the board MODERATORS.
Your piont?
It's always hilarious when someone with poor grammar and spelling comes on here to argue. You're making yourself look even more stupid.

She even edited her post but still missed a spelling mistake.

Oh and to the rest of this mess...

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

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shebern · December 2014

Sheep#2 : Bahh bahhh. Baahh. Bahhhh. EMU bah bahhh.
Sheep #3 : Oh sheep #2 your so funny. Bahh bahh.
Sheep #3: insult.
Sheep #2: right on sheep #3.
Sheep#4: yeah bah bah bah what sheep #3 said.
Good night animal farm!

shebern · December 2014

YaMrWhite said:

aks01 said:

shebern said:

grumpycat88 said:

shebern said:

elleswarth said:

shebern said:
Hashtags are shit that ppl like you made up. So I can put them where the fuck I want. Now # on that. You silly h@e. And maybe you are getting dumber. No need to read my post to confirm that. IDGAF if it a blog, community board, forum. Who cares but you. You are one of the main chick's I'm speaking of. Pretty sure your sheeps will folllow suit any minute now.
Carry on.
@ICarriedAWatermelon‌ and @LadyXaverian‌... TOU.
Since you calling on your minions. You must be the sheep herder. Sorry for the mix up. #:-S .
Hey girl I may be an EMU but I'll do you a solid. Those are the board MODERATORS.
Your piont?
It's always hilarious when someone with poor grammar and spelling comes on here to argue. You're making yourself look even more stupid.

She even edited her post but still missed a spelling mistake.

Oh and to the rest of this mess...

Last time I checked, I wasn't an English teacher. Besides I'm watching TV and talking to you guys. Lol. Must not know how to multitask too good. Oh well! I find this whole conversation funny anyway. You guys are great entertainment.
Sounding stupid and actually being stupid are two different things. I encounter some of the stupidest smart i know on a daily basis. Oxymoron, I know. You guys have proven that already. Knowing how to conjugate a verb and where to put a punctuation means nothing when you are a rude sheep. Enjoy the rest of your night! Or should I say. BAHH BAHH BLACK SHEEPS!!!!!

.....I'm pretty sure you'll find something wrong with this comment too sheep#3. So let her rip!

bigbobdole · December 2014

Sorry I'm late, stupid family day...pssshhhh... Won't make that mistake again...

I'm sure I rank on the list of sheep/emu/hens somewhere. I'd like to imagine I'm top 10.

ETA:words and stuff

Jellybean707 · December 2014

shebern

Last time I checked, I wasn't an English teacher. Besides I'm watching TV and talking to you guys. Lol. Must not know how to multitask too good. Oh well! I find this whole conversation funny anyway. You guys are great entertainment. Sounding stupid and actually being stupid are two different things. I encounter some of the stupidest smart i know on a daily basis. Oxymoron, I know. You guys have proven that already. Knowing how to conjugate a verb and where to put a punctuation means nothing when you are a rude sheep. Enjoy the rest of your night! Or should I say. BAHH BAHH BLACK SHEEPS!!!!! .....I'm pretty sure you'll find something wrong with this comment too sheep#3. So let her rip!

Just trying to QFP

She told us

I hope my use of gifs gets me into the top 15 sheep/emus/hens or whatever.

LaBellaVida · December 2014

What's wrong with sheep? Since when is that even an insult?

..... Gah I'm old.

bigbobdole · December 2014

She's pretty upset for someone who posted a hospital bag question like a month ago. How many has she seen posted since then? She wasn't annoyed by the repetitive question?

FTMs gotta stick together in the blogosphere!

longcat07 · December 2014

bigbobdole · December 2014

lilouboo2 · December 2014

emmyg65 said:

This is actually the weirdest thing I've read on this board.

Does anyone else here watch Orphan Black (if not, you really should). Anyways, I'm imaging OP as Helena.

Oh shit, Helena is my baby's name... reconsidering...

And I've found that sounding stupid and being stupid typically go hand in hand, but maybe she just needs to learn to multi-task a little gooder.

snowbaby1214 · December 2014

I like your SWAG shirt. Good luck with your baby. Make sure you get someone else to teach him/her proper spelling and grammar.

readyforround2 · December 2014

I wasn't going to open this because I assumed the same "You rude bitches" chick was commenting, but I'm so glad my curiosity took over.

Yes, @shebern many of the people (not just women) here have been on this board from the beginning of their pregnancy. I'm one of them. I don't post frequently because I'm mostly using the mobile app and it's a pain in the ass, but I made a special trip to my laptop just for you.

If you don't like our sense of humor then take your own advice and stop reading! I'm so sick of people popping up out of nowhere, not bothering to read the NEW HERE post or learn anything about the tone of this board. Let be the first to say that just because you're pregnant you shouldn't expect to receive warm and fuzzy comments after asking stupid questions or posting stupid comments. I can't take someone seriously who doesn't know the difference between "bored" and "board" and when to use "good" and "well" in a sentence!

aks01 · December 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:
'Just a bunch of typical sheep' just doesn't have the same ring to it as typical hens...can we still be hens? The emu variety, of course.

Personally, I'm feeling more like a cow than anything.

4littlebears · December 2014

ACH831 said:

ExcitedMama2 said:
'Just a bunch of typical sheep' just doesn't have the same ring to it as typical hens...can we still be hens? The emu variety, of course.
Typical hens FTW!

Also...what the fuckity fuck happened in here tonight?

Yeah, no kidding!

I'm not usually around on the weekends that much anyway, but I can't believe how crazy some people can get!

Just a minute, Ms. Swag... We are emu hens, get it straight!! And in case you haven't noticed... Ask a stupid or repetitive question, get a stupid answer. I've seen more and more people coming by to actually ask good questions, in an intelligent way, and getting really awesome advice. It's not our problem you can't handle the awesomeness that is on this board! This is what the Bump was built on, and women here have proudly never taken shit or handed out puppies and rainbows. My account is new this year, but only because I created a new email and had to sign up again. I've been around longer than I even remember. Toughen up, lighten up, or hit the road. This bish is out!

BookitBoo · December 2014

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

I love all my sheep and emu. Obviously we need matching Swag shirts.

shebern · December 2014

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days.

>- ;;)

shebern · December 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.

I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)

BookitBoo · December 2014

LOL

"You guys are so lame, silly insult,I'm totally still here." #unneccsaryhashtagsforlyf

bigbobdole · December 2014

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person..

#confused

longcat07 · December 2014

ladyamanuet said:

I've also got jokes....

love cyanide and happiness. this one is my fav.

shebern · December 2014

megan81112 said:

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person..

#confused

Mind your business.

shebern · December 2014

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

Who cares what you think

bigbobdole · December 2014

shebern said:

megan81112 said:

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person..

#confused
Mind your business.

As emu hen sheep #8 (self appointed) I made this my business.

(Insert spinning chicken gif here)

shebern · December 2014

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

I guess. Certain "sheep" can comment over and over and not be a troll. But when someone else does it it's not cool. Be quit. Troll/sheep it's all the same. Take your 2cents somewhere else.

shebern · December 2014

shebern said:

megan81112 said:

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person..

#confused
Mind your business.

Stocker why you following my post.

bigbobdole · December 2014

shebern said:

shebern said:

megan81112 said:

Firefly3911 said:

shebern said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

shebern said:

I actually like #Swag out.
Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever.
Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want.
Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.

But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person..

#confused
Mind your business.
Stocker why you following my post.

I assume you mean stalker. I've always preferred creeper, but whatevs..

It doesn't take a genius to see people's post history. Lolz

bigbobdole · December 2014

I'm packing booze, emu oil, brownies, and sexy man sandwiches in my hospital bag.

BookitBoo · December 2014

Be quit guys!

readyforround2 · December 2014

shebern said:

Blah blah blah! Are y'all still at it? I'm mean really. :-? Just checking to see long this will go on and on about nothing. :-@ I actually like #Swag out. Thanks @grumpycat/sheep/emu/hen/hippo/hog or whatever. Ttyl. Knowing you guys you'll probably drag this on for a few more days. >- ;;)
#swagout only works if you actually leave, yo.
I do what I want. Bah ewe. I mean thank you though! ;;)
At this point, I call troll. You provided nothing of substance and are trying to stir up a nonexistent bag of OMG hatred and pitchforks. Go away to your much better 'lyfe' and hashtagging.
But like an hour before coming here all "hashtag sheep bahh" she commented on the ticker change like a normal person.. #confused
Mind your business.
Stocker why you following my post.

elleswarth · December 2014

=D>

mandikins27 · December 2014

Can someone help me out? I dont know where i fit on the totem pole. I dont feel like a sheep or a emu but more like this

Reiden · December 2014

I leave for a day or two, and the shit hits the fan lol
Guys, lookit this mess. There's donuts, feathers and bs everywhere. Who's gonna clean all of this up?

YaMrWhite · December 2014

longcat07 said:

ladyamanuet said:

I've also got jokes....

love cyanide and happiness. this one is my fav.

I'm mobile but my fave is the one about cutting nips off...sounds terrible but the strip is hilarious in context!

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