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My car got broken into and my wallet stolen so I'm drinking

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Re: My car got broken into and my wallet stolen so I'm drinking

  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    nothing against thigh gaps if it's your natural shape 

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    pobrecita said:
    im pretty drunk.
    Are you the one always on the leaderboard? You look familiar.
    yes. 
    I enjoy/admire your work from afar, pobrecita.

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    and by "always on the leaderboard", it's only been the last 2 weeks. let's not get carried away.

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    OMG!
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    Avswolf said:

    JNerd said:

    So... Apparently in so drink I will confess to anything

    Anything????? :-?
    Ask away
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  • jorkz821jorkz821 member
    OMG @JNerd‌ that's terrible!! Is your garage attached? Were you home?
    SQUIRREL!!!

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    pobrecita said:

    @jnerd butthole action or no butthole action?

    Hubby has never asked
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    mcbenny said:

    Can I ask why your wallet was in your car?

    I was Christmas shopping with my mom. I use a wristlet as my wallet and grabbed it from my big bag when we made our last stop. I didn't grab it when bringing my big bag and all the gifts into the house.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    edited December 2014
    jorkz821 said:

    OMG @JNerd‌ that's terrible!! Is your garage attached? Were you home?

    Hubby saYs he heard something but didn't get up to check.
    It was the middle of the night when it happened.
    And when have a front attached garage
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    pobrecita said:


    JNerd said:

    pobrecita said:

    @jnerd butthole action or no butthole action?

    Hubby has never asked

    .................

    You mean he's never tried?


    Nope.
    Been married 5yrs, together 8
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    jorkz821 said:

    JNerd said:

    jorkz821 said:

    OMG @JNerd‌ that's terrible!! Is your garage attached? Were you home?

    Hubby saYs he heard something but didn't get up to check.
    It was the middle of the night when it happened.
    And when have a front attached garage
    Scary! It sucks that you lost your wal let but I'm glad that's all that happened KWIM? Did the police say they had similar reports from others?
    I get ya.

    There have been a rash of break ins around here lately. It's freaking me out. I talked to the cops today and needles to say, I'm glad it's just breakins and not thing more
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  • thebanichthebanich member
    bay511 said:

    @thebanich‌ I found you! I'm always mobile, I sorries. :-S

    Yay!!!!

    Me too, no worries. I'm just impatient.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    edited December 2014
    Avswolf said:

    JNerd said:

    Avswolf said:

    JNerd said:

    So... Apparently in so drink I will confess to anything

    Anything????? :-?
    Ask away
    What's your favorite ..... Ice cream?
    Rocky road Haagen daaz.

    Being dairy free SUCKS
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    edited December 2014
    iamjojo said:


    JNerd said:

    I'm drinking raspberry vodka and coke. Except there is so much vidka the coke is practically clear.

    And I have a full drink waiting for me to finish this one.

    Which I just made.
    So two full drinks.

    And- I'm in pjs, and very close to my bed.

    Mix the raspberry vodka with ginger ale next time.  You will not be disappointed.  

    I had some with green tea ginger ale. Sooo good!

    When hubby bought this last bottle they have him some free ginger beer (nonalcoholic) to mix with. That shot burned!
    I'm wholeheartedly against alcohol abuse, but that was undrinkable. And I'll drink anything...almost
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    pobrecita said:

    If you got beef then.....eat a pork chop?

    ??????
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  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    JNerd said:
    If you got beef then.....eat a pork chop?
    ??????
     
    rly??

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • thebanichthebanich member
    My boobs are sad. Sad little barely Bs.

    ::criesselftosleep::
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  • HippoToothHippoTooth member
    I haven't read a single post in this thread, but I'm jumping right in. I give no fucks right now. I just need drinks, many drinks.
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  • HippoToothHippoTooth member
    thebanich said:
    My boobs are sad. Sad little barely Bs. ::criesselftosleep::

    My sad-barely-A's can sympathize with you.
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  • thebanichthebanich member
    I asked H who we could ship a dick to but he ignored me. Butthead.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    edited December 2014
    I have the hiccups. Winning?
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    My face is tingling.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    You know what they say...anything more than a handful is a waste.

    Or something like that?? Idk. Big titties...small titties....they're all nice. Its all about shape.

    My tits OTOH, are sad and droopy. Meh.
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  • HippoToothHippoTooth member
    bunnyfungo said:
    Can we talk about how breastfeeding changes nipples? Because this is what gets me.

    As far as I can tell, my nipples haven't changed. My boobs shrunk a size though.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Avswolf said:

    MrsT0514 said:

    You know what they say...anything more than a handful is a waste.

    Or something like that?? Idk. Big titties...small titties....they're all nice. Its all about shape.

    My tits OTOH, are sad and droopy. Meh.

    My exH used to say that. One of the many reasons why he's my ex.
    Lol. Yeah... I remember hearing dudes say that crap all the time back in the day.

    Guess their hands ain't big enough for my floppy D's!
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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    Avswolf said:

    I want a boob lift.

    Same.

    Married DH 7/30/11

    CSC arrived 5/7/12 

    CHC arrived 6/2/14

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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Avswolf said:

    I want a boob lift.

    Me too. Not only that, but my boobs are spread so far apart and they flop to the sides unless I'm wearing a super supportive bra, which is awkward. And also the fact that my left one is way smaller than my right..I feel awkward in bathing suits.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    When I say I want a B, I mean I want a perky B that can go without a bra.
    Not a GG that makes you sad to look ar
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    bunnyfungo said:

    pobrecita said:

    I think 2015 will be the year I get a nose job. I've had the money for a while but haven't pulled the trigger.

    I've only seen one pic, but why do you need a nose job?!
    You are srs gorg. Why would you do a Jose job????
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    Am I bonkers for wanting to sell our house and move?
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    My hiccups have stopped.
    I know y'all were wondering
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    JNerd said:

    Am I bonkers for wanting to sell our house and move?

    I mean...I wouldnt make any rash decision about it right now while things are still fresh and your emotions are running rampant, but no, you're not bonkers for feeling that way. ::hugs::
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