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TMI Thursday

drudolph11drudolph11 member
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So i have finally joined the incontinence club. And the sad part is that i don't even realize I'm doing it until i go to the bathroom and my liner is wet. I woke up the other day from a nap and i had full on peed my damn pants in my sleep... yup! Also last night my bowels decided to completly disengage and expel everything that they have been holding in for oh prob about a month which resulted in me sitting on the toilet in tear filled pain and misery that led to me staining so hard i had to grab the trash can and puke up everything in my stomach while still be subjected to the toilet misery. Arrrgg

So how bout you guys? Any TMI stories that you are brave enough to share with us? No holds bar and trust me, def no judgements from me considering i am the one who feels like i should now be wearing depends!
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    Itchy balloon tie. That's a new phrase for me. But I love it!

    Also, yes. My butthole itches like a bitch, usually when I'm laying in bed all nice and warm and cranky because the sweating NEVER STOPS.
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  • rm2013rm2013 member
    edited December 2014
    I'm in the sweaty swamp ass boat. As in I sweat through my bikini area, my undies and pants will have to be changed. And my B.O. has suddenly changed. My deodorant has stopped working and I smell like a teenage boy. And my pits are 10x sweatier. I hate to admit it but up until a week or two ago I probaby showered every 2-3 days and was totally fine. Now I'm so gross I need a shower every day and sometimes am tempted to take a second one by evening. I'm so glad it's winter otherwise I'd be an even worse sweaty mess from head to toe.

    Oh, and I forgot yeah my vaginal discharge smells differently too, and not in a good way. Not fishy or anything where I'd think I have an infection, just definitely different and not pleasant. :(
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  • Amy and JayAmy and Jay member
    Swamp crotch, itchy ass, hemorrhoid, skin tag on vag and I alternate b/w constipation and diarrhea. Ugh...I feel gross just typing this!
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  • mommyofkaylinmommyofkaylin member
    At this point in my last pregnancy, and now again, my DH refuses to give oral. Not that I blame him at all, because...yeah. But it still makes me sad that I will have to wait MONTHS before I can enjoy that again. 
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  • coleybug13coleybug13 member
    Add me to the group..all of the above ^ I don't remember any of this stuff from last pregnancy although that was 10 years ago. Everyday I ask my body, what in the hell?!
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  • graciest719graciest719 member
    I actually yelled while sitting on the toilet yesterday. Scared the shit out of my dog but, unfortunately, not out of me. I have spent the day stalking the fiber content of my food. I am not pleased with my crapping situation. I had to buy a stronger plunger...
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    My discharge smells funny now too.
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  • kowyenkowyen member
    I am half tempted to let DH read this thread so he knows it's not just me! I have been laughing hysterically through the whole post while crying inside because I can relate to every single bit. You ladies make me feel so much better about my own stinky, sweaty, gross issues. Thanks for giving me some new terminology!

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  • shellmackshellmack member
    Team swamp crotch!!

    Mine has a more cheesy patina though

    Soooooo sexy.
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  • 071115071115 member
    I am defiantly in the sweaty swamp ass club, and the smelly discharge, and itchy ass.
    Pregnancy is probably the least attractive time of my life... Yuck
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    I can't forget about the acne either. I haven't broken out this bad since I was a teenager. It's terrible.
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    I'm getting pimples in my butt/vag area. Probably because it's so rank and sweaty down there.
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  • drudolph11drudolph11 member
    edited December 2014
    salmphil said:

    Guys. I'm riding quiet, public transportation right now and dying laughing at the brilliant, hilarious and accurate ways in which you are describing the dark underbelly of my life right now. (trench foot in the thigh crease!!)

    Ditto, y'all. Anyone else have itchy balloon tie?

    After thinking about this reference literally ALL day i FINALLY get it!!! Bahahaha and we will add a plus 1 to this lol i also love trying to find creative ways to remedy this situation whilst in public haha like the discreet butt clenched chair wiggle or the butt clenched overly big hip sway or the very fast very relaxed butt muscle "I'm gonna make it look like im wiping something off the back of my pants" while you try to get the side of your hand (or at least 1 finger) between your crack attempt at itching it hahahaha anyone else?
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  • adooadoo member
    I feel like I want to love tit all of these because I relate totally!! Gahh swampy vag no fun..
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  • kowyenkowyen member
    drudolph11 said:

    Whitfry said:

    I can't forget about the acne either. I haven't broken out this bad since I was a teenager. It's terrible.

    I have become convinced that this is what they are referring to when they say that pregnant woman "glow". Because my face is so damn oily and greasy it is literally shining haha
    THIS. So much acne. I can't even believe how bad it is. Was birth control helping it that much or is it really the hormones? Chest, neck, back, chin, face, ugh!

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  • TwinsCitiesMommaTwinsCitiesMomma member
    Swamp crotch is the worst! I go through about 7 panty liners a day. Oh- and my nipples have gotten dark brown and as big as dinner plates. Clearly, I'm too sexy.
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    TwinsCitiesMomma said:

    Swamp crotch is the worst! I go through about 7 panty liners a day. Oh- and my nipples have gotten dark brown and as big as dinner plates. Clearly, I'm too sexy.

    Bahaha this this ^^^^^ i forgot about this. I was standing looking in the mirror before my shower one night and, well tbh my areolas (sp?) Have always been on the larger side, but oh holy jesus god there is now more brown area then not brown area wtf and they are becoming discolored and cracked looking like they are not actually cracking, i think, but they have this like cracked effect look its fucking weird.
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  • finallyourturn2finallyourturn2 member
    I am right there with you all on the swamp crotch, peeing every time I laugh/cough/sneeze/hiccup, and gas. I accidentally let one when I laughed in my coworkers classroom, I know she heard.
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  • massiejs09massiejs09 member
    krystaloowho said:
    My boobs are out of control. I am having slight nipple leakage already and its ruining my shirts I sleep in. I do not sleep in bras well so I have no choice. Oh and that swampy underboob thing is totally sexy. Mmmm
    I'm totally there with the swampy underboob. And not just like a little misting, its WET - like I just got out of the shower and didn't dry. The skin in the under-crease is starting to smell too, regardless of shower/no shower. 
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  • lynndavid6912lynndavid6912 member
    This is my favorite thread of all time. And yes to pretty much all of it. So sexy.

    Also, to whoever mentioned the leaking boobs- I'm there too, except it doesn't seem to leak all the way out and kind of gets crusty. So awesome.
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  • mamalaurakmamalaurak member
    Never thought I'd be so happy to read about things like this! Thinking in my head 'thank goodness! It's not just me!'
    Added to the list-when my H and I actually try to have sex, I'm dry as a bone down there! Wtf?! It's wet all the time lately other than when it actually needs to be!
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