I may or may not have been completely bi-polar with my husband tonight. One minute I'm pouting (and semi-yelling) about something and the next I'm cuddling on the sofa with him. He is probably ecstatic that he had to leave to go to work.
I may or may not have offered my daughter a fruit cup for lunch, then lied to her and told her we didn't have any left, because I discovered there was only one left and I realllllyyyy wanted it.
I may or may not have eaten a cherry Laffy-taffy (with sprinkles!) and then made DH pause our movie so that I could go get another one.
I may or may not have a crazy bad toothache now.
I also may or may not have sent DH on a 3hr hunt for said Laffy-taffy. And DH may or may not have elaborately lied his way into buying a bulk box of them from Sam's Club (for which we have no membership).
I may or may not have thrown a bitch fit at Wal Mart because my SO decided to dictate that we don't NEED Gushers. Listen man with no baby in your tummy and insatiable cravings, I definitely needed those Gushers and you put in me a sour mood because of it.
I may or may not have eaten a total of 7 tamales over the course of my work day yesterday! They were chicken with green sauce and the only thing that sounded good!
I may or may not have yelled at poor DH because he brought me a COLD s'mores pop tart instead of a toasted one. Good lord man, were you raised in a barn?
I may or may not have eaten the entire box of said pop tarts throughout the night.
I may or may not have bought and hidden more alphaghettis to eat while my DH is working (he says they aren't healthy and I can't eat them, but they're all I really want)!
I may or may not have eaten a baguette with butter and honey for lunch, while DH was expecting me to make something real. A few hours later he made frozen pizzas for both of us, my laziness has rewards. Now I'm considering the ice cream in the freezer.
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TTC since March 2014 BFP#1 09/25/2014 EDD 6/4/2015
I may or may not have eaten salmon, mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese for breakfast this morning.... with a ginger ale on the side to combat nausea.
I may or may not have eaten a baguette with butter and honey for lunch, while DH was expecting me to make something real. A few hours later he made frozen pizzas for both of us, my laziness has rewards. Now I'm considering the ice cream in the freezer.
No shade. When I was in Paris I was not pregnant but still ate a buttered baguette every night just because it was delicious. :-)
I may or may not have ate gummy lifesavers in bed and woke up this morning with one melted in the bed and stuck to my skin and I was stuck to the sheet
Thursday was a big ass brownie topped with two scoops of ice cream and chocolate syrup... I immediately felt like crap after.... this morning, ore cookies and milk while cooking a breakfast by husband calls, 'hungry man scrambler'... scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes and cheese... 1000 calories before noon today... at least I got my ass up and worked out 0:)
I may or may not have a sonic footlong chilli cheese coney with tots and some of my little cousins' burgers and a bite of my other cousin's footlong cheesy bacon ffootlong coney... shame on me lol
I may or may not have celebrated entering week 14 and the second trimester by eating my way through Cheesecake Factory. And then, may or may not have accidentally dropped my week old iPhone 6+ in the parking lot and cried because I thought DH would think I'm too clumsy for a baby and would think I was a bad mom to be. Oh the hormones...
I may or may not have just eaten the rest of my (large) Dominos pizza for breakfast this morning (while my SO was still sleeping so I didn't have to share!)
I need a babymoon in America so I can get involved with Taco-bells/tamales/laffy-taffeys things you all talk of! x
I may or may not have planned my entire week around getting McDonald's for lunch Friday. Oh the nuggets!!! I may or may not have eaten it all in the car on the way home and took out the trash immediately to hide the evidence. I also may or may not have made a whole batch of guacamole for myself last night (husband hates it) ...and may or may not be contemplating eating it with a ton more chips for breakfast in a few minutes!
I may or may not have a mega stash of snacks (Doritos, cheddar popcorn, slim jim, sunflower seeds, fruit snacks, and peanut m&ms) hiding in my car from DH....I tell myself its for his own good (1. Its safer than him eating MY food 2. Hes trying to be healthy and all I can do is eat crap)
I may or may not have told my cousin's husband that I was going to stab him because he ate the last potato skin when I was offering to split it with people. Obviously that means I want some and no I wasn't hesitant you fool. I almost cried afterwards. A damn potato skin....
Married 10/2010 TTC#1 Since 6/2014 BFP #1- 10/26/14
I may or may not have decorated the Christmas tree without DH even though he really wanted to do it together - I'm a jerk, but he's always home late. =P
Aw that makes me sad! My DH was home and still didn't participate.
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I may or may not have stopped at a Dunkin Donuts on the way home from work because I had to pee, bought a chocolate sprinkle donut as to seem like a legit customer and not a bathroom hobo, then ate the donut in my car because I couldn't make it home without eating. And oh, this was 5 min from home.
Re: I may or may not have ....
I may or may not have a crazy bad toothache now.
I also may or may not have sent DH on a 3hr hunt for said Laffy-taffy. And DH may or may not have elaborately lied his way into buying a bulk box of them from Sam's Club (for which we have no membership).
I may or may not have eaten the entire box of said pop tarts throughout the night.
TTC since March 2014
BFP#1 09/25/2014 EDD 6/4/2015
And gave me lots more ideas of crap to eat
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I've been reading about them on various threads all week. So satisfying.
And then, may or may not have accidentally dropped my week old iPhone 6+ in the parking lot and cried because I thought DH would think I'm too clumsy for a baby and would think I was a bad mom to be.
Oh the hormones...
I need a babymoon in America so I can get involved with Taco-bells/tamales/laffy-taffeys things you all talk of! x
BFP #1- 10/26/14
Baby 1 - November 2009
*loss* - March 2010
Baby 2 - January 2011
Baby 3 - June 2015
Baby 4 - April 2017
Baby 5 - May 2019