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secretsout · December 2014

My husband just scared the shit out of me.

I walked into the bedroom and he said, "Can I ask you a serious married people question? Because something has really been bothering me."

JNerd · December 2014

I burned myself badly making popcorn the other day. So no more of that for me.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

The one time I heard gunshots here I just laid low in the bed for a while. It startled me awake so I was really uncertain. Cops were out there eventually but it took me a while to look out to see.

jorkz821 · December 2014

bearsbearsbears said:
Gravy is too jiggly.

I'm not sure, but this might be a case of "you're doing it wrong"

secretsout · December 2014

He wanted to know if a head cold could cause gas.

Wft dude. Don't get all serious just to ask me a fart question.

JNerd · December 2014

@jsgrl613‌ what was the question

Nm. Just saw the answer. Thx

JNerd · December 2014

@loonylovejoy‌ thinkgeek had all the awesomeness. Go there.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

DD's school is having a teacher appreciation next Friday and there's a sign up for food and beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic). I initially clutched my pearls and then realized DD won't be there at school so what do I care.

tattooedtragedy · December 2014

I just started watching vikings. There are some sexy people in this show.

ShakeyJakey · December 2014

The fuck is that gif?

JNerd · December 2014

Dafug is up with that gif?????

MrsT0514 · December 2014

SunnySideUp26 said:

PrivacyWanted said:
Wait, the kid was wearing designer flats to preschool ?
Yes. Michael kohrs (sp?) mom called and complained they got messed up in the sandbox.

I am seriously SMFH at this mom sending her kid to preschool in Michael Kors flats.

ready-or-not · December 2014

Mmmmm just ate a buttered & warmed chocolate frosted pop tart. To bad I about chocked on it bc of this fucking cough I've picked up. It was still delicious tho

JNerd · December 2014

rvasc said:
@DC2London‌ did you know TCBY has almond milk frozen yogurt?

For realz??????

JNerd · December 2014

rvasc said:

JNerd said:

rvasc said:
@DC2London‌ did you know TCBY has almond milk frozen yogurt?
For realz??????

Yes. Did you recently give up dairy while BF? I can tell you all the secrets.

Not super recently, but for a few months. It sucks. Squeaker is 6mo now.

Please share! this has not been easy

MrsT0514 · December 2014

luxannie said:

ready-or-not said:
Mmmmm just ate a buttered & warmed chocolate frosted pop tart. To bad I about chocked on it bc of this fucking cough I've picked up. It was still delicious tho
You choked on it because it's nasty.

LOL.

Dubwife79 · December 2014

Only skimmed. Kicking off my birthday weekend with too much wine. Dh is off tomorrow and told me he's bringing dd to shop for my bday present so I'm already looking forward to the nap will take place while they are gone!

JNerd · December 2014

I get that kids/toddlers grow too damn fast, but I'm kinda wishing I had spent more on DS's snow gear.
His boots are good, but I don't think his snow pants/jacket are warm enough.
Not that he needs designer stuff, but better quality for sure.

JNerd · December 2014

I bought an entire wardrobe for Squeaker on kijiji. It had two snowsuit a, 4 pairs of shoes, 3 swimsuits (including one of those body suit ones), and more clothes than she can possible wear. All sized 6-12mo
It was $60.

Best money spent.

JNerd · December 2014

@rvasc I was vegetarian for 5 years. The lack of decent cheese is why I couldn't go vegan

jorkz821 · December 2014

@JNerd‌ superstore has pretty good snowsuits if you're looking.

JNerd · December 2014

jorkz821 said:
@JNerd‌ superstore has pretty good snowsuits if you're looking.

We got him one at Marshall's.
I should have spent more to get better warmth, but at the same time don't want to spend too much if he is going for outgrow it super quick.

JNerd · December 2014

Jap are you in Alberta????

jorkz821 · December 2014

Which board do you mod @CFox815‌?

JNerd · December 2014

I'm not vegetarian anymore. Just didn't feel like it, so I stopped

justAphase said:

JNerd said:
Jap are you in Alberta????
So so so much farther south. Texas.

Saw Lethbridge in that pic. I used to live there!

JNerd · December 2014

pobrecita said:

JNerd said:
Jap are you in Alberta????
I am dying at all these misconceptions and misreading a.

Wtf is going on.

I'm pretty exclusively mobile so I don't get to see any siggy info.

And my memory sucks

JNerd · December 2014

@saltypearl‌ goat cheese is almost the only reason I haven't given up BFing.

jorkz821 · December 2014

JNerd said:
Jap are you in Alberta????

Lol!!

She would turn into an icicle a la Anna. Until we have her a big warm hug filled with love.

JNerd · December 2014

War?
If it's not too much of a box, would love the cliff notes.
I wasn't around then

JNerd · December 2014

pobrecita said:

JNerd said:
War?
If it's not too much of a box, would love the cliff notes.
I wasn't around then
You should read the thread. It's incredible.

It might crash your browser though. Those gals loved gifs.

Link?

JNerd · December 2014

CFox815 said:
Okay. No one asked me about the awesome gift. But I'm going to tell you anyway. Because I am a great friend.

Mark and Graham is owned by Pottery Barn and I get a ton of gifts from there. The quality is great.

Anyway, they have these black Italian leather gloves that you can text with, lined in cashmere, monogrammed for free. They gift wrap for free. They are normally $115. But with the code "fashion" that works until midnight, you get free shipping and 25% off.

Your mom will love them.

I want them...

JNerd · December 2014

I'm a bit more drunk than I intended to get...

JNerd · December 2014

CFox815 said:

JNerd said:

I want them...

So buy them. It's your gift to yourself.

I've done that a few times already. See Kate spade flask, French back pearl earrings, new bag...

ShakeyJakey · December 2014

Whoever thought pop up House Hunters is a good idea should be fired. The dinging is driving me nuts.

ShakeyJakey · December 2014

CFox815 said:

BunkinMama said:

When CG got mad about the MOM award going to N13's old mod https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12272790/an-open-letter-because-mad/p1

Continued the after the original war thread https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12272205/a-response-to-n14-may-be-in-order/p1

I can't find the original war thread!!!! probably deleted with deactivations somewhere.

I also found the original Springs1 restaurant complaint post. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12135522/do-you-complain#latest

LOL.

This is why I was paging Jap.

JAP AND I WERE FIGHTING IN THE BOARD WAR AND NOW WE'RE IN LOVE!!

AND

I said "why are you so obsessed with me" and @shakeyjakey said "ok, mariah"

LOLOLOLOLOL

Hahaha I don't remember saying that, but oh, the irony now

JNerd · December 2014

I love how after spending some time here a 7page thread is a 'quick' read

JNerd · December 2014

I'm here. Just reading a lot.
I don't know what BLAD is though.
Or FTFY if I'm being honest.

jesuisfatiguee · December 2014

I went on a date. Y'all are shocked, I'm sure.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I'm really drunk.

jesuisfatiguee · December 2014

triplea598 said:

I went on a date. Y'all are shocked, I'm sure.
With who? How was it?

It was actually a second date with that hot, older guy. It was fine/good/fun. I shoulda invited him up, but didn't for lame reasons.

He's very good looking.

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