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This is the drinking thread

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And I don't care how early it is.
I have a sick toddler and a teething 6mo old. I need all the drinks!
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    For the record it's 2pm here.
    And I applaud my self control for waiting this long.
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  • thebanichthebanich member
    1.5 hours and I will join you.
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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    It's after 4 here but I did check the damn clock.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    saltypearl said:

    When DD gets up from her nap, or 44 min from now (which ever comes first), I'm headed to the liquor store to pick up 30 mini bottles of absolute.  Skittles vodka here I come :)

    With 30mini bottles of vodka you better be heading to my place so we can drink together.
    Also, pick up a pack for me. Pls.
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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    Looks like I will be staying in the house tonight so I might as well drink. DH is going out to a college basketball game. 
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    @saltypearl you are the reason I bought raspberry vodka and green tea ginger ale.

    Now I want all the flavours of vodka
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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    I had leftover bubbly with lunch and will repeat at dinner. Dh may not get home in time to share what's left from last night. Not even a little sorry.

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  • JNerdJNerd member
    I'm watching Happy Feet with my sick toddler. This is the first Robin Williams movie I have watched since he died. And I want to cry.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    PrivacyWanted said:

    Not drinking because it's 2pm. But drinking related - my office does a white elephant.  I know I'm using 5 airplane bottles of Absolut I have because I don't really see us using them.  What would you pair with them?

    One of those to-go wine cups? Or some type of stemware to keep it alcohol related?
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    Happy Feet is weird shit. 

    BUT, I think the message is that tap-dancing = gay and the old, asshole penguins = religion, so I started liking it more. 



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    PrivacyWanted said:
    Not drinking because it's 2pm. But drinking related - my office does a white elephant.  I know I'm using 5 airplane bottles of Absolut I have because I don't really see us using them.  What would you pair with them?
    Anything but skittles.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    edited December 2014
    Holy fucking shit on a stick. I cannot wait to be able to drink again (another 6-7 weeks to go!). My kid will not stop harrassing the dog and cat. I'm sick of playing referee and my poor dog just wants to lay on the couch and sleep. Time to quarantine the kid to another room, I guess?
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    edited December 2014
    Omg @littlestjerry‌, thats amazing news!!!! A huge CONGRATS to you guys!!!
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    I'm about to have a beer. Despite a 2.5 hour nap, my child is being a holy terror. I see an early bedtime in his future.

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  • JNerdJNerd member
    @mischiefmanaged14‌ I heart Benedict Cumberbatch so mixh
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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    DD seems much better but we're staying in. 

    @TheNialler, my mom liked all of the great gift ideas. I also just suggested a membership to a set of museums here. One membership is good at 4 museums. 
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    God damn @ScoutNumbers05‌ you're a hurting unit right now. How awful. Sorry you're dealing with that shit. I remember having walking pneumonia once as a kid...breathing was a chore. That shit sucks. And sinus infections....ugh. Fuck those with a sick dick.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Wtf. This old ass piece of shit house keeps falling apart. As soon as we fix one thing, it seems like something else is going wrong. Just cant. We're holding out bc its an awesome piece of land that used to be owned by my late FIL so we dont want to put it up for sale, bc we hope to.build in a few years...but GD. The house itself is a rickety old PITA money pit just to keep things in working order.
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    Roommate issues suck a big one, @justAphase, sorry. 



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    triplea598 said:

    I left DS alone for not even 2 minutes so I could pee. I left the bathroom door open. He got really quiet and then I started hearing splashing.

    I ran out and found him in the kitchen on all fours over the dog's water bowl. He looked up at me with his face and shirt totally soaked and started laughing. Then he tried putting his face back in to drink more.

    Someone give me the MOTY award.

    Lol. My son's new thing is getting into the dog bowl and spewing kibbles EVERYWHERE using a "digging" motion...like he's digging for gold or sumshit. It is both hilarious and infuriating at the same time.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    edited December 2014
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    triplea598 said:

    MrsT0514 said:

    triplea598 said:

    I left DS alone for not even 2 minutes so I could pee. I left the bathroom door open. He got really quiet and then I started hearing splashing.

    I ran out and found him in the kitchen on all fours over the dog's water bowl. He looked up at me with his face and shirt totally soaked and started laughing. Then he tried putting his face back in to drink more.

    Someone give me the MOTY award.

    Lol. My son's new thing is getting into the dog bowl and spewing kibbles EVERYWHERE using a "digging" motion...like he's digging for gold or sumshit. It is both hilarious and infuriating at the same time.
    I was trying to say "no!" but couldn't stop laughing.
    That was me last night. It had been a doozy of a day, and by the time bedtime rolled around I was smoked. So when DS started chucking .dog food everywhere, MH grumbled like he was about to blow a gasket but all I could do was laugh hysterically.
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    We're watching Santa Paws 2. Save me.

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    pobrecita said:

    My friend called me to meet her at a kid friendly burger place for an early dinner. I ate a burger with bacon, blue cheese, beer braised onion, and an egg on top.

    No bun because carbs.

    That sounds fucking delicious. And who needs the bun anyway? Its just a vehicle to deliver the deliciousness. Fork and knife work just fine for me.
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  • angelashlyangelashly member
    Haven't read, but I'm here with some jack Daniels Tennessee honey drink waiting for so to get home with our Chinese.


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    Also I had this drink at our Christmas lunch the other day and I can taste another one. I need to buy stuff to make it.


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  • angelashlyangelashly member
    Yay @littlestjerry‌ congrats!!

    Feel better @Scoutnumbers‌05

    Sorry I'm Catching up here


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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    What the roommate did was wrong but I though JAP had agreed to not have Sven over the house anymore anyway. I could be wrong.
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  • pearlofwisdom1pearlofwisdom1 member
    I'm trying to understand the situation and context. It's clear the roommate likes the guy even though she says she doesn't. If she actually doesn't it may be about principle for her. JAP know roommate didn't want the guy there even before this. @Justaphase, you said this guy wasn't worth your friendship. Do you like him that much now that you can't cut ties?
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