Friday BITCHfest!!

awheeler4311 · December 2014

is it too early?

I must have eaten too many bitch nachos for dinner last night at the Mexican restaurant bc I literally want to punch every single person in the face today. I've already cussed out my husband by 730am and yelled at my dog (my dog and I made up already). Oh and I almost purposefully rear ended someone bc they cut me off. My road rage has gotten out of control I feel like a 80 year old Italian man from NY ready to get out of my car and beat them with my cane. Doesn't help that florida drivers are the absolute worst.

But what's really pissing me off is that fucking bitch troll on here and all of the stupid troll posts. WHY WHY WHY are people so ridiculous and hurtful. I'm so sorry to anyone who went through a loss and has to read that shit.

Anyone else with me today? It's Friday we should be excited.

KimberlyandThor2014 · December 2014

@awheeler4311‌ your post made me laugh hysterically and almost cry with empathy all in the two moments it took to read it! I'm right there with you! I've a horrible headache today and I can't stand anyone around me!

Bitch nachos, though!!!!! I love it!!!

Last night I told DH that I wish somehow in my life that I had good reason to slap or punch someone in the face. I've never ever struck a person before, and lately my hand itches to do so! He looked at me and said--oh, no you don't honey! Yes, yes I do!! Lol!!! I've never been so violent feeling and bitchy in my life!

Just to clarify---I would never strike someone (self or family defense purposes excluded--then all bets are off) just sometimes I feel like GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

awheeler4311 · December 2014

@KimberlyandThor2014‌ I recently switched my prenatals and I don't have the headaches anymore thank GOD. I was getting terrible migraines every day and felt miserable. Also, I would take a tiny tiny dab of peppermint and lavender essential oil and put it on my temples and it worked like a charm! Hope you feel better soon

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KimberlyandThor2014 · December 2014

awheeler4311 said:
@KimberlyandThor2014‌ I recently switched my prenatals and I don't have the headaches anymore thank GOD. I was getting terrible migraines every day and felt miserable. Also, I would take a tiny tiny dab of peppermint and lavender essential oil and put it on my temples and it worked like a charm! Hope you feel better soon

Thanks! I've got both of those so I'll give it a try! I've actually got a stick wil almond oil and beeswax, should've thought of that!

awheeler4311 · December 2014

JimBobCooter said:
This week has been too long and difficult and, with the exception of finding out we have a healthy boy on board, this is all I have to say.

I need it to be the weekend.

This is literally my favorite gif ever. EVER. I feel like me and this cat are one

Congrats on a healthy boy in there!!!

littlechemist · December 2014

Yeah... it was fun to play with the trolls for a while, but honestly, it just needs to STAHP already.

I had a "fun" (sarcasm) evening last night and I am in NO MOOD to deal with anyone's shit today.

Schnurette · December 2014

mrskblack11 said:

bluedaisy2001 said:

I'm so sick of the trolls and stupid people who have no idea what a bully is. Also my patience for stupid gets shorter as it gets closer to Christmas....maybe there is just more stupid.

Ditto.

Also. My MIL. She apparently hasn't been receiving my text messages. She admitted "I have been having issues with my phone". Then she complained to my DH that I do not respond to her texts. WHEN IN REALITY, she texts me, I promptly respond then I hear nothing from her. She also sends us group texts which I respond and get no response from her. GET YOUR PHONE FIXED AND DON'T BITCH TO MY HUBBY.

One of our "mutual friends" (DH and I are friends with this couple) complained that I never answer texts...frankly I have to end the conversation somewhere or I will end up texting with you until 4 a.m.

And I just don't like you that way.

mrscampos4life · December 2014

@mrskblack11‌ i love-titted because of the gif!

Last night was my job xmas party. It was fun, but left at 9:30 because iw as exhausted. Got to bed at 10:30 and now i feel like i'm going to be dragging my feet all day. I already told my husband this morning while drinking coffee : "when i get home drom work tonight i'm going straight to bed".

holliberry28 · December 2014

My bitch is at myself and my ridiculous health anxiety. Waiting to get bloodwork results (the initial draw) and now I've turned all doom and gloom thinking someone will show up indicating I have a fatal disease. What. The.fuck, brain?!

finchfeeder80 · December 2014

Just wanted to get the "what in the holy hell happened in here last night??????" off my chest. The crazy was out in full force. Was it a full mood or something? I supposed I should start the daily symptoms thread and put this here, but my tolerance for bullshit is going quickly downhill. And my filter is steadily going down. It's pretty hysterical. I usually do very well at biting my tongue and being the "nice one". The nuclear verbal diarrhea landslide that seems is going to inevitably happen is going to be epic level. Let's all pray it's to a troll on here, and not like, someone at work. Or my brother and SIL. My money is quite possible on the latter.

selma8 · December 2014

Health insurance. health insurance health insurance health insurance. They can't tell me how much something is going to cost until they have already charged me, and it's out of state, so the insurance company can't tell me how much they will allow until they receive the charge. and my deductible resets 1/1. and the doctor's office charged me a $40 'admin' fee for the flu shot which I could have gotten for free at CVS. and money. and insurance. and what happened to the affordable care act providing covered prenatal care ? and the US and prenatal care in general. And the insurance rep who was very nice still not understanding that I just needed it explained a bit more. I'm not a moron, but I do not work for an insurance company, so no, I do not understand everything you just said, and yes, I do have more questions. Just UGH.

Crying all over the house. and also my cat is over eating because I think all of my crying is giving him anxiety.

rosabellegorman · December 2014

I understand the health insurance thing! I found out, though, that if your company's plan is a private self funded plan (which many companies have) then they get to opt out of many of the obamacare mandates. Many private plans (including the one I have to use) are anti women in their policies, in my opinion.

selma8 · December 2014

@rosabellegorman I'll have to look into this. Right now I'm checking to see if my husband's insurance would work better. It's all just so roundabout. You would think that since it such a common thing, ya know, reproduction, that it would be more straightforward ! I know I shouldn't be complaining because at least I have health insurance, but man does it make me frustrated.

finchfeeder80 · December 2014

genepoolperfect I used to do inbound tech support for a bank's online baking site. It was a nightmare, especially trying to get people set up or their connection restored to the personal finance software, like Quicken. Explaining bill pay was awful, too. I hope your day gets better after this!

mamayo26 · December 2014

This isn't really a “Bitch” per se, although I am pretty appalled at myself right now and I don't want to clog up the board with a random post--so last night NBC did their second live musical special--Peter Pan. this one was based off the Mary Martin 1960's version and is basically the embodiment of my childhood (I literally wore out the tape of this movie-I loved and watched it that much). Anyway. I watched it and it was pretty good, and then we got to the end where the kids come home and start singing along with their mom to let her know they are home safe. I started bawling. I was so embarrassed even though no one was around. I am so over my rollercoaster of emotions (didn't have them this bad with DS1), I just don't know what to do with myself. I can handle the rage part, but the cry totally caught me off guard and I do not want that to happen again.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

UG anyway HAPPY FRIDAY!

amberdiane28 · December 2014

@selma8 Insurance companies suck!

My bitch for today is I was so happy to be over MS, and now I'm dealing with cramping. My freaking back and abdomen are killing me.

awheeler4311 · December 2014

Budders12 said:

awheeler4311 said:
is it too early?

I must have eaten too many bitch nachos for dinner last night at the Mexican restaurant bc I literally want to punch every single person in the face today. I've already cussed out my husband by 730am and yelled at my dog (my dog and I made up already). Oh and I almost purposefully rear ended someone bc they cut me off. My road rage has gotten out of control I feel like a 80 year old Italian man from NY ready to get out of my car and beat them with my cane. Doesn't help that florida drivers are the absolute worst.

But what's really pissing me off is that fucking bitch troll on here and all of the stupid troll posts. WHY WHY WHY are people so ridiculous and hurtful. I'm so sorry to anyone who went through a loss and has to read that shit.

Anyone else with me today? It's Friday we should be excited.
Just be careful with your language here. You can say someone was acting like a bitch, but I don't want you to get flagged for name calling.

Whoopsieeee!! It was a rough morning to say the least...

blu-eyedwife · December 2014

@NSYoder26 - did you see my post in the Peter Pan thread? I didn't even make it past the first song without waterworks.

awheeler4311 · December 2014

emilyzemily said:
Ok heres mine, I am still raging!! Me and my SO were going round his mums earlier and as I was driving I asked him to text his mum saying "Emily said could you hide my christmas presents please as we're coming over" (she keeps them at hers till closer to christmas as I haven't wrapped them yet and he would go looking for them if they were here), she texts him back saying, the little ones or the laptop? So thanks for ruining the awesome surprise I had for my SO that cost me a fortune! I'm actually gutted, I was sooo excited

Oh no!!!!! I would be so mad!!!

blastocarrier30 · December 2014

It sounds like so many of you are where I was yesterday. If it helps, I found bitching at DH then bursting into tears pretty much cleared it all up. Not that I necessarily condone such behavior, but if it happens, it happens.

SabrinaM02 · December 2014

My bitchfest for the day (or the week I guess): we are telling our parents tonight and tomorrow night that we are pregnant. H told his sister on Tuesday we were expecting. No problem, I knew he was going to, he wanted to tell her in person instead of letting her find out from the in laws. It is now Friday evening and she still hasn't said anything to me about it! Not how are you feeling or congrats or how exciting, nothing! I'm not sure if it's just me being an emotional hot mess or what, but it really upsets me. Of course I haven't seen H due to conflicting work schedules since Wednesday evening, so I haven't been able to say anything to him about it.

momtobe613 · December 2014

Sitting on the couch in my towel procrastinating that I have to go to my husbands work hOliday party. I mean really... Is it necessary for me to go? I'm an even worse socializer pregnant than I am normally anddddd I don't even want to play nice in the sandbox tonight.

Wahhhh someone save me.

sewro · December 2014

I spent a shitty Thanksgiving and weekend at the in-laws (hooray for traveling while not being able to keep anything down or sleep with a hot sweaty almost 3 yo) then worked 4 18 hour days. I want to kill all the things. My daughter keeps asking me to take off my cranky pants.

I'm going to go see what all the drama I've missed this past week has been. That should make me smile.

neongreen · December 2014

caseycruz02 said:

Man yesterday I was in a mood. I went crazy bitch on a walmart employee. In my defense we ordered a TV on black Friday and picked ship to house. They shipped it to a store 30 miles away. So I said whatever irritating but whatever. We drive there and go to the puck up place. They inform me that it's not there. I'm like it says here ups dropped it off yesterday. Nope not there. I told her I'm leaving with a TV no matter what I'm not coming back in 48 hours. Get your assistance back there and come back with a tv. My husband looked at me and was like dam babe I love you. Well she came back with a tv. I also told at least 4 people to F off and eat a bag of dicks because yesterday was crazy on here. I just wasn't in the mood. I kinda feel the same today. My son says I have a bad attitude.

This is pretty much how we handle things. I let DH get started and he acts polite and reasonable, but then if someone starts dicking him around, I'll get involved and shit. gets. done.

This, uh, may have been the case before I got pregnant and had no excuse for bitchiness, though.... (But I swear I only unleash it on people who actually deserve it!)

avazirian · December 2014

Mine is my family Dramma not with my inlaw a I actually get a long with them! And love them. But I'm having Dramma with another member who is being a little brat! My hormones are crazy I want to bitch her out so bad! I already bitched out my boss for telling me my pregnancy is already becoming a problem with me being out on a drs note!

ombradellarosa · December 2014

emilyzemily said:

Ok heres mine, I am still raging!! Me and my SO were going round his mums earlier and as I was driving I asked him to text his mum saying "Emily said could you hide my christmas presents please as we're coming over" (she keeps them at hers till closer to christmas as I haven't wrapped them yet and he would go looking for them if they were here), she texts him back saying, the little ones or the laptop? So thanks for ruining the awesome surprise I had for my SO that cost me a fortune! I'm actually gutted, I was sooo excited

Oooh I am so mad on your behalf! How stupid can you get? Duh the point of hiding them is so he doesn't know what they are!!! Gaaahhhhh!

dkleid · December 2014

I have been in heals since 630pm my ankles are the size of texas. WHAT THE FUCK I used to wear has for HOURS and now I wear them for 4 hours and my ankles are huge!

jazdiaz · December 2014

So me and my fiance are very young hes been doing good on the whole being mature and growing up (somewhat) but he has this cousin that likes to drink a lot and he always wants to hang out with him which i cant stand because they throw up every where and act like fucking retards so today he wanted to come over (the cousin) but no one wanted to pick him up so my SO has been having a little attitude because no one wanted to pick up his dumb ass cousin honestly you have more important thing to do then act like fucking morons arrrrrrgggghhh!

avazirian · December 2014

dkleid said:
I have been in heals since 630pm my ankles are the size of texas. WHAT THE FUCK I used to wear has for HOURS and now I wear them for 4 hours and my ankles are huge!

I wear heals to work everyday my boss asked me am I going to wear them my whole pregnancy? I said I am going to try. Haahaa. I love my heals it's going to be hard to give them up I did get some a little shorter. But in all honesty I don't walk around all day and when I have to walk the property at work ( I work in property management) I wear flats Haahaa if I had to stand for a long time I would die probably.

mommacandi · December 2014

I almost made it to tomorrow without a bitch, BUT...DH, DD, and I spent about 3 hours decorating our tree...an hour after we finished, we were watching the grinch, and the fucking tree randomly came crashing to the ground. Glass, needles, and fucking water everywhere. Worst part, DH acted like a raging lunatic and freaked me and DD out. So over this day.

Frogger5 · December 2014

mommacandi said:
I almost made it to tomorrow without a bitch, BUT...DH, DD, and I spent about 3 hours decorating our tree...an hour after we finished, we were watching the grinch, and the fucking tree randomly came crashing to the ground. Glass, needles, and fucking water everywhere. Worst part, DH acted like a raging lunatic and freaked me and DD out. So over this day.

Oh my gosh, this is heartbreaking. I think I would have melted into a sobbing pile. Sounds like you guys were having such a lovely evening otherwise! I hope none of the ornaments that got broken were really special.

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