TMI Tuesday

abcmom12 · December 2014

Let's hear the grossness afflicting you this week!

mgk207 · December 2014

I woke up Saturday night with an intense abdominal pain, went to the bathroom, started sweating, and simultaneously projectile vomited into the wastebasket whilst having explosive diarrhea. Totally fine the next day. Nasty.

efgallarday · December 2014

My butthole hurts

CandEChicago · December 2014

Can anyone find a gif of the final Peeta scene from MockingJay? Because...that is what this LO is doing every time I stand or walk.

Cryssteen · December 2014

I'm just gonna say NECK PIMPLES again.

abcmom12 · December 2014

Cryssteen said:

I'm just gonna say NECK PIMPLES again.

My DH get's these along with shoulder pimples so I can empathize.

BdblZ · December 2014

Yesterday I thought my water had broken too - felt a huge gush after getting up after peeing...

Nope....apparently I wasn't finished peeing....

:-<

AnonnAni · December 2014

Posted this elsewhere but it definitely applies here as well.

I ate cereal last night and I am lactose intolerant lol so at like 3am I go to the bathroom and back to my bedroom and let out the loudest ever fart of life and I hear from the next room my DD saying "Ewwwwwwww yuck who farted"

Come on you heard that from the next room and felt the need to comment, and what are you even doing up at 3am OR did my loud fart wake you!!!!

:-O

gdaniels77 · December 2014

I may have peed on the bed after getting up to redress after OB checking me today. I say may have because there was a sizable wet spot from where I was sitting, but when I grabbed some paper towels to clean myself up it was just a horrible and messy mixture of the lubey stuff they use, nasty discharge, and maybe pee. Hard to tell.
I feel like a disgusting oozy creature either way. Discharge, diarrhea, leaky boobs, congestion, drooling, even excessive earwax (WTF??). I think my body is trying to make sure there's something going on with every orifice. Tbh I feel like anyone just having to be around me right now probably qualifies as TMI for them.

agsgrrl · December 2014

At my last appointment my butt ate some of the paper that lines the table. I had to do my GBS test so my crack was sweating! This of course was one of the times DF went into the room with me and not only did he see me try to get up and the paper come with me he also got up and looked at the chunk of missing paper. "YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF CRIME!" I worked on retrieving the missing piece...

AnonnAni · December 2014

lol @ you took a bite out of crime lol sorry but that was funny.

allitor12 · December 2014

@agsgrrl‌ I literally laughed out loud. Your butt ate the paper.

My post partum vagina feels all flappy and floppy when I wipe. I keep envisioning it must look like a deep dark massive hole down there.

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Shortstack06 · December 2014

I have two in-grown hairs more on my thigh than my bikini line, I can't see them. I can't get them out. They are starting to hurt and it is annoying.

I found my first stretch mark last night, it looks like someone drew with a marker on my ass.

LinziLoo09 · December 2014

I have a postpartum TMI...When applying my sexy Tucks hemorrhoid pad this morning, it occurred to me that my post-labor hemorrhoids feel like they probably resemble the Elephant Man. I'm too afraid to take a mirror to it to confirm my suspicions. :-S

nottarbt · December 2014

I spent Thanksgiving weekend with my folks. Prior to Thanksgiving, I had been constipated for about a week, and I was out of the stool softener I usually take. For some reason, my doc took ages approving the refill, but I did eventually start taking them again a couple days before Thanksgiving. But still no BMs. Well, the day after Thanksgiving I was finally able to go. A lot. This is the first time in my life I have ever clogged a toilet--and I wasn't even at my own house. There was no plunger in the bathroom either so I had to go tell my parents what happened. The rest of the weekend my mom was super concerned about what I was eating and whether I was regular. :-S

mlee116 · December 2014

I'm so over my boobs and ass crack sweating. So gross.

ksalley · December 2014

mgk207 said:
I woke up Saturday night with an intense abdominal pain, went to the bathroom, started sweating, and simultaneously projectile vomited into the wastebasket whilst having explosive diarrhea. Totally fine the next day. Nasty.

This has happened to me not once, but twice during pregnancy! It was awful! The first time, it hit me as I was driving home. Luckily I made it home, literally JUST in time.

Shortstack06 said:
I have two in-grown hairs more on my thigh than my bikini line, I can't see them. I can't get them out. They are starting to hurt and it is annoying.

I found my first stretch mark last night, it looks like someone drew with a marker on my ass.

Crap. I forgot about my ass. Now I'll have to check to see if my stretch marks are back there too. Damn!

NELSMD · December 2014

agsgrrl said:
At my last appointment my butt ate some of the paper that lines the table. I had to do my GBS test so my crack was sweating! This of course was one of the times DF went into the room with me and not only did he see me try to get up and the paper come with me he also got up and looked at the chunk of missing paper. "YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF CRIME!" I worked on retrieving the missing piece...

Omg I'm a sweaty mess most times I see the OB. It started out because the office is ungodly hot, but now it's all in my head and I start sweating like it's my job every visit. I've had exam table paper up my ass every time I've had internals. So embarrassing!

nolanova85 · December 2014

NELSMD said:

At my last appointment my butt ate some of the paper that lines the table. I had to do my GBS test so my crack was sweating! This of course was one of the times DF went into the room with me and not only did he see me try to get up and the paper come with me he also got up and looked at the chunk of missing paper. "YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF CRIME!" I worked on retrieving the missing piece...
Omg I'm a sweaty mess most times I see the OB. It started out because the office is ungodly hot, but now it's all in my head and I start sweating like it's my job every visit. I've had exam table paper up my ass every time I've had internals. So embarrassing!

An OB office should know better than to keep their office so hot! Pregnancy hormones = internal furnace like nothing I could have ever imagined.

nbateman5 · December 2014

My feet stink! Probably because the compression socks I wear are like tight pantyhose which make my feet stink anyways and now my shoes stink. I wash the socks I swear! Totes stunk up the exam room today, oh well, at least I showered and my vag was clean lol

ColoradoBoat · December 2014

^my feet smell awful, I blame it on extra sweat from pregnancy but I apologize to everyone for my stinky feet

nedralynn · December 2014

Thought I was going to end up in L&D tonight I was in so much pain. Nope super explosive diarrhea my poor BF heard it all too

feeshah · December 2014

Another poop TMI.

I have been lucky to be semi-regular this pregnancy. But after Thanksgiving, I was all stopped up. Not cool. Three days and no poo

Sunday came and I took the BIGGEST POO. I'm pretty sure it was bigger than my cat.
I felt AH-MAZE-ING afterwords. So light and free.

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