A Morning Chuckle

kmvisioli · November 2014

The other day I got to school and spent a good few minutes trying to get into the building using a gift card which I was SO sure was my student id...had to shake my head and just laugh at myself.

Anyone else have any good "pregnancy brain" moments lately? Let's hear em!

lawsonellis · November 2014

I forget how to spell words as I'm typing them.

I forget the ends of my sentences- like- all the time.

If I'm waiting my turn to say something, once it's time to say it, I will forget it.

I also had a specific example, but forgot.

Edit: forgot my example, figured I'd clarify

ruemorgan · November 2014

The other night I was using the flashlight app on my phone to find....YOU GUESSED IT! My phone. @-)

071115 · November 2014

I put the cheese in the cupboard yesterday my husband laughed at me.

I forget what I am saying all the time.

Av work they asked me to brink christmas food donation boxes to 3 places, I went to 1 and had to phone and ask where the other 2 went.

ngolimento · November 2014

Just this morning I went to dump out an old glass of water...into the trash can. Uh....ooops?

graciesmurf · November 2014

I'm with @carmar3 in losing everything. I swear when I put something down it disappears in a black hole. (or maybe the baby has super powers and moves it).

coleybug13 · November 2014

I forget everything, I forget words mid sentence which makes me sound extremely uneducated... I also forget trash night nearly every week. Which really sucks

Skrittens · November 2014

A lot of this happens to me when I am not pregnant - so I can't really blame anything on pregnancy brain yet...

MeganPobega · November 2014

I made chili yesterday. I used paprika instead of chili powder. They look the same and needless to say, I'm still being laughed at lol. Oh well. I also thought I lost my keys in my car yesterday. They were in the ignition and my car was already started....

Whitfry · November 2014

I'm not allowed to go grocery shopping by myself anymore. I either have to take a DH approved list or go with a non-pregnant adult. I kept coming home with weird shit. One night I thought that cocktail shrimp and deli meat would make a perfect dinner for DH and myself.

beatlesgal4 · November 2014

I was making tuna noodle casserole last night and realized as I was about to dish it out that I forgot to put in the tuna...

CarterWA · November 2014

It seems that as my bump gets bigger and it gets harder to bend over and grab things, I'm dropping things more.

I think I need someone to follow me around just to pick things up for me! Lol

cesquer · November 2014

Scattered is the word most frequently used to describe me.

mermaid1113 · November 2014

The other day I needed to wash my hands and brush my teeth before bed. . . well what ended up happening was me putting soap on my toothbrush. Luckily I caught it before I started brushing my teeth and I had a spare toothbrush!

drudolph11 · November 2014

Oh god it has gotten so bad i can't even remember examples right now but I'm with the dropping things crowd. We have a shelf over our toilet and i drop something that i meant to put on the shelf into the toilet about 4 times a day.

Oh yesterday i got an idea for a stroller off of one of the threads and was saying the name of it over and over in my head and as soon as i got to Google i had forgotten it and had to go back to the thread and try to find the name again ugh wtf?

I do lists as well cuz im just generally forgetful. We seriously have 6 white boards up around the house for different things otherwise i would prob live my life walking around in circles at my house and the bills would never get paid on time!

melleasndrs · November 2014

I drop everything!! I look down at the ground trying to will it back in my hands using the force....it never works unfortunately. I tried to put canned soup in the fridge and ice cream in the pantry. The worst (which I do quite often) is not remembering something I was going to get either upstairs or downstairs and having to walk up and down several times before I get it right...(then I drop it once I pick it up and the cycle continues). My legs and hips hate my brain.

kmvisioli · November 2014

I guess I hadn't even considered the dropping things a "symptom" but it totally lines up with the body/brain disconnect! Yesterday I dropped my keys literally 3 times in a row, without even taking 2 steps. My h walked over and picked them up and put them in my hand after the third time lol

@melleasndrs‌ at least that means you're getting your exercise!

gdamore11 · November 2014

I walked into the bathroom to throw a tissue in the toilet and threw my cell phone in it instead. Since then, I've somehow managed to drop my phone in the toilet again... Poor thing couldn't come out of it this time.

cmcintos · November 2014

I walk into things for no reason. Like tables, desks, walls. I see it there, but somehow I can't control my body enough to not walk into it......feel clumsy but mostly because my body doesn't seem to have the strength to control itself. I just feel floppy and jiggly :P

MrsZ1891 · November 2014

I was going to dinner with some girlfriends and DH was staying home with DD. It was raining when I got in the car so I turned lights and wipers on. When I was backing out of the driveway, my steering wheel wouldn't turn. I called DH to come out and help me thinking the power steering was out. Turns out I just forgot to start the car.... L-)

More recently, I booked our hotel for the wrong week.

Lady Leigh · November 2014

I also drop everything and it doesn't help that my fingers are swollen like sausages

I drop things constantly at work and my co-workers don't even help, they just stand there while I try 2-3x to pick whatever I dropped up.

I dropped our turkey :'(

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