WTF DS why can't you sleep like a normal human and not wake up well before the sun! Asking with that why do you feel the need to scream and wake up your sister when you wake up??
Wtf- work...we are here at school and today will be a glorified babysitting day. Why you ask...12/21 students decided to come to school. Yes, we can do so much learning and none of the fluff. Go ahead administration come in and check on me-> Thanksgiving activities ALLL day long!
Wtf work again. We are a school and we don't have textbooks. So how in the world can you order the wrong toner for the copiers- what am I supposed to do on Monday without my copies?
Wtf rioters. I get that you don't agree with the judgement. But why are you rioting like this- what is burning down someone else's store or flipping a car over going to prove?
WTF Mouse in my house. Minding my own business last night watching TV and a mouse comes running in and hides under the entertainment center. I screamed for DH (he was upstairs) and he can't find it. Then I see it run back from the direction it came. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE. Hopefully it went back to where ever it came from, and I get that it's getting cold out and just trying to find somewhere warm, but ew, ew, ew. How I have to disinfect ALL THE THINGS.
WTF feet. I know you blew up like a gross skin balloon while I was pregnant- but I've lost a ton of baby weight and I get that we have more to go, but why did you decide to no longer fit into any closed toe shoes I currently own?
WTF Mouse in my house. Minding my own business last night watching TV and a mouse comes running in and hides under the entertainment center. I screamed for DH (he was upstairs) and he can't find it. Then I see it run back from the direction it came. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE. Hopefully it went back to where ever it came from, and I get that it's getting cold out and just trying to find somewhere warm, but ew, ew, ew. How I have to disinfect ALL THE THINGS.
You win. On a similar note, wtf giant ugly spider in the kitchen earlier this week. Where the f did you come from? Good thing I had a flip flop by the back door in which to kill you because DH is out of town. Also, how the f do you run soooo fast. Spider on cocaine?
I've been to the pedi at least once a week every week for the last 4 weeks, including a 5 day stay at Children's Hospital for RSV for DS2, and last week DS1 broke his foot! DS2 is back to coughing and I'm praying that he doesn't get any worse.
Wtf weather? 70 yesterday 35 and raining today? Ughh
Wtf dr, mom, and people in general? Why do you keep nagging me about moving my baby to his room? He's still little and wakes up at night. Stop recommending I move him and let him cry it out!
Wtf random people? My baby is 4 months old. He is breast fed. Stop asking when I'm going to stop breastfeeding! He's not old enough for solids!
Wtf weather? 70 yesterday 35 and raining today? Ughh
Wtf dr, mom, and people in general? Why do you keep nagging me about moving my baby to his room? He's still little and wakes up at night. Stop recommending I move him and let him cry it out!
Wtf random people? My baby is 4 months old. He is breast fed. Stop asking when I'm going to stop breastfeeding! He's not old enough for solids!
Why do you decide today is the perfect day to send snow and break the brakes on our truck? We have to drive to the in-laws tonight!! It's probably because we finally hit a certain amount of $ in our savings and something like this ALWAYS happens at that point.
Screw you universe.
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Why do you decide today is the perfect day to send snow and break the brakes on our truck? We have to drive to the in-laws tonight!! It's probably because we finally hit a certain amount of $ in our savings and something like this ALWAYS happens at that point.
Screw you universe.
Same thing happens to us when we get savings built up! oh well I guess thats what its there for even if it irritates us to use it
WTF airplanes? Why did my husband switch connecting flights to avoid weather cancellations only to miss a flight due to mechanical issues? Now he will have been traveling for more than 24 hours and I have a little boy who is sad his Daddy won't be home before he goes to bed.
WTC DS?! Stop growing! You broke my heart bc we had to take down your toddler bed & put you in a twin. Stay tiny & continue to call me Mama Bear.
WTC DD?! You're huge too. My growing kids are killing me.
WTC DH?! Stop telling me to go to Walmart for one thing at the time! I'm avidly avoiding WM during Thanksgiving week bc I value my life. Also, I'm not making a 15 min trip to town for a pound of lunch meat. I adore you & you're super hot but it's not happening.
I got a flat tire on my car over the weekend. They are run-flat tires, so I just figured I could go to the 'ol tire store and get them to repair the tire or replace it, if needed. This was Sunday. They couldn't repair it, but they ordered me a tire and it was supposed to take 3-5 business days. Fine, we have another car I can drive, so NBD, right? Well, they called me later that day and told me they cannot get that tire and it can only be bought through the car dealership. The dealer is 35 miles away. I can't drive this car that far, even though it's a run flat tire, because I've already put 25 miles on it and run-flats are only supposed to be run flat for 50 miles.
Also the tire is $400 and the dealer doesn't have any in stock, so they have to order directly from Goodyear. I won't have my car until next week sometime. Thank god for free roadside assistance, as they gave me a tow to the dealer. Moral of the story: Run-flats are a great idea if they are actually stocked somewhere and there isn't an exclusivity deal between your car manufacturer and the tire company. There is no fucking reason a flat tire should sideline a car for more than a week.
WTF Mouse in my house. Minding my own business last night watching TV and a mouse comes running in and hides under the entertainment center. I screamed for DH (he was upstairs) and he can't find it. Then I see it run back from the direction it came. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE. Hopefully it went back to where ever it came from, and I get that it's getting cold out and just trying to find somewhere warm, but ew, ew, ew. How I have to disinfect ALL THE THINGS.
We have a mouse, too...ugh. We live by a big cornfield, so they come in every fall/winter when the field gets harvested and it gets cold. We went through this last year and caught 5 mice! We're not messy people. In fact, some would say I'm a clean freak, but they are just looking for a warm place. Unfortunately, for the mice, our house is the end of the road. I hate killing things but mice carry the hantavirus and I don't mess around with that.
WTF airplanes? Why did my husband switch connecting flights to avoid weather cancellations only to miss a flight due to mechanical issues? Now he will have been traveling for more than 24 hours and I have a little boy who is sad his Daddy won't be home before he goes to bed.
This is pretty much the plot of Planes Trains and Automobiles. I hope your husband meets the reincarnation of John Candy.
WTF Mouse in my house. Minding my own business last night watching TV and a mouse comes running in and hides under the entertainment center. I screamed for DH (he was upstairs) and he can't find it. Then I see it run back from the direction it came. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE. Hopefully it went back to where ever it came from, and I get that it's getting cold out and just trying to find somewhere warm, but ew, ew, ew. How I have to disinfect ALL THE THINGS.
We have a mouse, too...ugh. We live by a big cornfield, so they come in every fall/winter when the field gets harvested and it gets cold. We went through this last year and caught 5 mice! We're not messy people. In fact, some would say I'm a clean freak, but they are just looking for a warm place. Unfortunately, for the mice, our house is the end of the road. I hate killing things but mice carry the hantavirus and I don't mess around with that.
See now, at least you've got an "excuse" for them. You live next to a corn field. That's where mice usually live. I live in the middle or a major metropolitan city without a field in sight (though we do have a lovely backyard and if I'm honest, I have seen mice along our back fence before). Currently playing phone tag with our pest control company. Thank goodness today was my regularly scheduled day for the house cleaner, too. Now to just not think about it too much until pest control can come deal with it.
Wtf self. You have enough Christmas presents ordered. You do not need to single-handedly keep Amazon in business.
Wtf dd#2. You cannot always be so dramatic and scream about everything. Because you woukd freak out on a four hour car ride, we are staying home while your sister and dad go vist our family. You better sttn to make this up to me.
WTF DS why do you lose your shit when I try to put you down for a nap? And why do you think 5:00 am is a good wake up time? Mama is tired
Not so much "love" as ""sypathise/wholehertedly agree
WTAF snow + cars?! OH had my car so I was in his.
FIL says snow is still a ways off, I have 2 hours to run my one errand (40-50 mins tops in our snow-free environment) so off I went. Less than 5 minutes into the drive, hit a wall of light snow. No biggie, turned on wipers and the passenger wiper blade snapped! Thankfully pre-highway, I turned around and came home to trade car with someone. MiL says she's going that way in a bit so hang on and we can carpool. In the time it took to make a cup of coffee, the yard went from green to white. We went from clear ground to about 8in of snow though the afternoon.
Wtf hubby! I call a plumber because sewer backs up... Gross. You come home at lunch and say "let me do it, cancel the plumber". I listen to you. You fix the sinks and tubs, but not the toilet.. Now you have to call the plumber back who says now they can't be here until Friday... Then you go potty at lowes, to buy a toilet snake thing, and are at this disgusting stuff again. We have 4 gal buckets of poop, literal poop in my crawl space I have no idea what to do with. Why couldn't you just have waited for a plumber?!?!?!
WTF airplanes? Why did my husband switch connecting flights to avoid weather cancellations only to miss a flight due to mechanical issues? Now he will have been traveling for more than 24 hours and I have a little boy who is sad his Daddy won't be home before he goes to bed.
This is pretty much the plot of Planes Trains and Automobiles. I hope your husband meets the reincarnation of John Candy.
WTF baby? Why do you forget how to go to bed whenever people are staying with us, and turn into a screaming banshee? Going to sleep with Grandma or Grandpa in the house is no different than going to sleep without them!
Story of my life! If anyone is over for any reason what-so-ever, or staying at our house over night, DD will not go to sleep at all.
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WTF Sprint- why do you make stupid commercials that I can't get out of my head :-(
Wtf dr, mom, and people in general? Why do you keep nagging me about moving my baby to his room? He's still little and wakes up at night. Stop recommending I move him and let him cry it out!
Wtf random people? My baby is 4 months old. He is breast fed. Stop asking when I'm going to stop breastfeeding! He's not old enough for solids!
Why do you decide today is the perfect day to send snow and break the brakes on our truck? We have to drive to the in-laws tonight!! It's probably because we finally hit a certain amount of $ in our savings and something like this ALWAYS happens at that point.
I heart YNAB
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“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light."
- Albus Dumbledore
WTC DD?! You're huge too. My growing kids are killing me.
WTC DH?! Stop telling me to go to Walmart for one thing at the time! I'm avidly avoiding WM during Thanksgiving week bc I value my life. Also, I'm not making a 15 min trip to town for a pound of lunch meat. I adore you & you're super hot but it's not happening.
WTF car dealership?!
I got a flat tire on my car over the weekend. They are run-flat tires, so I just figured I could go to the 'ol tire store and get them to repair the tire or replace it, if needed. This was Sunday. They couldn't repair it, but they ordered me a tire and it was supposed to take 3-5 business days. Fine, we have another car I can drive, so NBD, right? Well, they called me later that day and told me they cannot get that tire and it can only be bought through the car dealership. The dealer is 35 miles away. I can't drive this car that far, even though it's a run flat tire, because I've already put 25 miles on it and run-flats are only supposed to be run flat for 50 miles.
Also the tire is $400 and the dealer doesn't have any in stock, so they have to order directly from Goodyear. I won't have my car until next week sometime. Thank god for free roadside assistance, as they gave me a tow to the dealer. Moral of the story: Run-flats are a great idea if they are actually stocked somewhere and there isn't an exclusivity deal between your car manufacturer and the tire company. There is no fucking reason a flat tire should sideline a car for more than a week.
Wtf dd#2. You cannot always be so dramatic and scream about everything. Because you woukd freak out on a four hour car ride, we are staying home while your sister and dad go vist our family. You better sttn to make this up to me.