Hump Day Randoms

monkeydilla · November 2014

I'm rocking bed head to work, and I just noticed I'm wearing two different colored socks. I'm winning today.

LadyAnnibal · November 2014

SS kept me up all night. I'm so tired.

OctoberStars · November 2014

Please send us home early boss. Please! No one is productive today and it's going to start snowing any minute!

babycarb · November 2014

At my giant corporation of 5,000, I am probably one of 12 in the office (a bit of an exaggeration). I plan on addressing Christmas cards and leaving at noon. Booyah.

OctoberStars · November 2014

Also, I keep having dreams that I am holding a beer to throw suspicions off and then I accidentally drink it. Damn you realistic nightmares!

tigerlynx31413 · November 2014

I walked into my office today and logged into my computer. My boss came over and said I can leave whenever I want. I'm staying long enough for a local store to open so I can go shopping before heading home.

DeerNHeadlights · November 2014

@monkeydilla‌ There's actually not a day that goes by that my socks DO match. Today it's pink leopard print and jackalopes, no fucks given.

My dog was an asshole this morning. I woke up to the kitchen garbage torn apart and pee on the couch...

caymarks · November 2014

I am struggling with this pregnancy more than my other two. I don't want to get off the couch. I told my husband yesterday I feel like such a quitter. If this wasn't a pregnancy and I had a choice of just stopping now I would because I'm a total quitter and I'm miserable.

I'm almost in tears thinking about having my boys alone again this evening while my husband goes to work. He's off tomorrow but my mind and body are telling me one more night alone just isn't going to happen. Just having a down day I guess.

SepiaMoon · November 2014

Driving 6 hours to see my family and break the news to them today! I painted "grandma" and "grandpa" on some Xmas ornaments and will tell them it's an early gift. That way whenever they put their tree up they can enjoy the ornaments and the news all Christmas season. I also get to meet my newborn niece for the first time tomorrow.

Emeraldeyed315 · November 2014

Dh fell asleep on the couch last night. I didn't wake him so I could sleep comfortably in our bed.

arjohn · November 2014

I'm just keeping my fingers crossed and hoping my boss lets me leave at lunch today....

RWPhoenix · November 2014

I want a baked potato. Seriously considering hitting up Wendy's later and getting one for lunch.

RachyDC · November 2014

We have a half day at work today (soooo pointless). I'm listening to Michael Buble Christmas radio on Pandora. I also wore leggings and a sweatshirt and my old, gross pink uggs today because I dont currrrr! No one even walks by my office.

kasiaskis · November 2014

I am supremely jealous of all you American ladies having a holiday coming up. I want to go back to bed and I want thanksgiving dinner again....mmmm stuffing....

c-elizabethf · November 2014

I just want food.

babycarb · November 2014

SepiaMoon said:

Driving 6 hours to see my family and break the news to them today! I painted "grandma" and "grandpa" on some Xmas ornaments and will tell them it's an early gift. That way whenever they put their tree up they can enjoy the ornaments and the news all Christmas season. I also get to meet my newborn niece for the first time tomorrow.

Those ornaments are PRECIOUS @sepiamoon. You'll have to tell us how the reveal went!

FSUNole31 · November 2014

I am super disappointed my peppermint mocha from dunkin donuts taste like medicine. I am also annoyed that my 2 year old who hasn't had issues biting in months has bit me twice today and the dog once. What the heck kid I thought we were over that??

keiranoelle · November 2014

I got a paid snow day today, so I'm staying in bed until it's time to taste test all of thanksgiving!!

thiscoffeechick · November 2014

Can someone please explain to me the allure of pecan pie? I mean, what the actual fuck is tasty about nut-flavored jelly? So fucking gross.

abcdefghijk12345678 · November 2014

lauraneedscoffee said:
Can someone please explain to me the allure of pecan pie? I mean, what the actual fuck is tasty about nut-flavored jelly? So fucking gross.

It's like a gooey, butterscotch candy pie! But to each their own.... I will eat your slice if you don't want it!

SamiReeves · November 2014

I hate one of my 3 dogs. I wish I never got him. He is 60+ pounds of pure hell. He's a coonhound, 7 almost 8 months old, and destructive and not obedient. I've been trying to find him a more suitable home to no avail. He's so cute but I can't stand him. I just had to pick his giant ass up and carry him home from two houses down because He wanted to play with the husky. I'm 9 weeks pregnant and if something happens to this baby because of this dog..my SO will probably kill the dog.
Now he just found some of SO summer sausage to get into.
MAVERICK, we've only been awake 49 minutes. Save some hell for the rest of the day.

thiscoffeechick · November 2014

amc2511 said:

lauraneedscoffee said:
Can someone please explain to me the allure of pecan pie? I mean, what the actual fuck is tasty about nut-flavored jelly? So fucking gross.
It's like a gooey, butterscotch candy pie! But to each their own.... I will eat your slice if you don't want it!

Dude you can have ALL the pie (and I will gladly take your banana cream in exchange) #DontMindIfIDo (:|

lindylogana · November 2014

I'm so glad we are being sent home early today. I am so not productive and I could care less about anything having to do with work.

abcdefghijk12345678 · November 2014

lauraneedscoffee said:

amc2511 said:

lauraneedscoffee said:
Can someone please explain to me the allure of pecan pie? I mean, what the actual fuck is tasty about nut-flavored jelly? So fucking gross.
It's like a gooey, butterscotch candy pie! But to each their own.... I will eat your slice if you don't want it!
Dude you can have ALL the pie (and I will gladly take your banana cream in exchange) #DontMindIfIDo (:|

I HATE banana cream pie! You can have ALL of mine!

thiscoffeechick · November 2014

amc2511 said:

lauraneedscoffee said:

amc2511 said:

lauraneedscoffee said:
Can someone please explain to me the allure of pecan pie? I mean, what the actual fuck is tasty about nut-flavored jelly? So fucking gross.
It's like a gooey, butterscotch candy pie! But to each their own.... I will eat your slice if you don't want it!
Dude you can have ALL the pie (and I will gladly take your banana cream in exchange) #DontMindIfIDo (:|
I HATE banana cream pie! You can have ALL of mine!

VICTOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
p.s. Banana Cream pie was a gift sent by the gods and YOU want to bypass it in favor of a crust full of clear solid gelatinous matter.?? ("I feel sorry for your children!!!!")

JennyJensing · November 2014

I'm with ya ladies--I have to be at work until 5:15 tonight and plan on doing as little as possible while here.

Black Friday planning, here we come!

jlucal · November 2014

Pickled beets smothered in Goddess dressing is my love right now! It simultaneously hits my sweet, sour, salty and savory craving!!! mmmm nom nom nom

ifwisheswerefishes · November 2014

We have guests coming today (WHY did I agree to that?) and the cats have both peed on the guest bed. They are assholes.

Someone mentioned raspberry cheesecake muffins. So now I must have one.

jjbmstinco · November 2014

I am off today!! I hope you ladies get out of work early.

I am watching True Life: My Dad is a Bro. Its weirding me out.

Mackalack · November 2014

Add me to the I'm in the office and dont want to be camp. I just want to be sleeping!

I actually have some things I need to get done - I should close my "fun" browser and get to it.

ncjulia12 · November 2014

@rachydc Your Arrested Development siggy pic made me bust out laughing. I've been streaming Parks and Rec today as I clean house, but I think I'm going to start back over with Season 1 of AD ASAP.

Today was a optional workday at my school and I feel not guilty at all for being home! Feel a little guilty for taking DS to daycare for a few hours while I clean (and bump, obviously) but will be getting him after naptime to go do something fun.

abcdefghijk12345678 · November 2014

Last night we were video chatting with my husband's sister and her family, and DH decided to announce our pregnancy to them by telling our niece and nephew that they're getting a new cousin next year. The first question my SIL asked after we told them was "Have you taken a test yet?"

groovysuvi · November 2014

I completely forgot tomorrow was Thanksgiving until I talked to my mom an hour ago. I'm living in Denmark, she's in California. I miss turkey and cranberries, and pumpkin pie!!!

Danes don't know what a real sugar pumpkin is. They call any orange squash a pumpkin.

RWPhoenix · November 2014

It's snowing

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shelbutler · November 2014

I had to cut my skirt today because I seriously cannot breathe sitting at my desk. I just cut two small little slats in the very top. Stupid bloat - ruined my skirt!

shelbutler · November 2014

@octoberstars We pranked our boss today for having to work. We parked all of cars in a parking lot that you can't see and climbed up this hill back to the office. Then locked the door and shut off all the lights. When we saw him pull into the parking lot we all ran and hid. He came in, walked through the whole office and was totally confused. He found me hiding in the hallway when he almost ran over me. Unfortunately....we're all still here. Haha.

Mackalack · November 2014

I housed a huge bowl of curry. It was so good. But, now I'm even more exhausted than I was before, and my food baby is gigantic. No way am I only 5 weeks pregnant

snickers83 · November 2014

I am stuck working and just sent my DH with a massive list to the grocery store. Considering I usually do all the shopping, with our 2 kids in tow (ages 6 & 3), and he gets to do it solo...he better not complain at ALL tonight or I may go crazy on him. I secretly am hoping his experience is miserable so I can be all like "See what I deal with?!!? And I take the kids!!"

RWPhoenix · November 2014

I am resisting the urge to eat all the mashed potatoes we have (pre-ordered meal) for Thanksgiving tomorrow.

abcdefghijk12345678 · November 2014

ashleynslattery said:

amc2511 said:

Last night we were video chatting with my husband's sister and her family, and DH decided to announce our pregnancy to them by telling our niece and nephew that they're getting a new cousin next year. The first question my SIL asked after we told them was "Have you taken a test yet?"

@amc2511 your SIL sounds confused. No, of course we haven't taken a test yet, we just like walking around pretending we are pregnant in hopes that we are just magically pregnant! WTH.

@ashleynslattery‌ Right?! I have no idea why she would even think that. I wouldn't dream of announcing a pregnancy before POAS!

guentnel · November 2014

Have to now clean and cook for hosting tomorrow and all I want to do is take a nap!

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