Hey I just wanna read sex stories cause we all know I'm not getting any. Single lady wants the dirty deets.
As for drama . This is a public forum. However I do not agree with coming out from lurking (wherever you were) to win a board award. I feel you should beaactive and present in the now.
Also I do not think its right to think your "opinion" matters especially when its flaming or negativity when you are never around for the threads where we are supporting each other.
Its not a train wreck thread. Don't read if you don't wanna. Read if ya wanna. Closet read and flame later. Who cares
But no I do not consider you active still if all you come.back yo do is flame and be negative (wherever you where hiding)
As for drama . This is a public forum. However I do not agree with coming out from lurking (wherever you were) to win a board award. I feel you should beaactive and present in the now.
Also I do not think its right to think your "opinion" matters especially when its flaming or negativity when you are never around for the threads where we are supporting each other.
Its not a train wreck thread. Don't read if you don't wanna. Read if ya wanna. Closet read and flame later. Who cares
But no I do not consider you active still if all you come.back yo do is flame and be negative (wherever you where hiding)
Nobody wants a made up award. To even think people are posting for that reason is just kind of hilarious.
A compliment to one's personality is nice, though.
Why the hell do people keep saying the fb'ers came back to get awards? News flash: nobody gives a Damn! I think it's funny you all think it's such a big deal that we are out to swoop in a steal awards away from the more regular posters.
Seriously? Who is anyone to judge anyone??? We are all big girls and if we wanna talk dirty then who the eff cares??!! Why do some ppl have to be rude and worse, MEAN?! I mean, maybe I'm too sensitive, but it's just that @lappyfoinker has never been anything but super nice to everyone. Never a snarky or rude comment EVER!!! She's the sweetest! And for someone to be mean to her or make her feel stupid, or dirty, or cause her anxiety... Makes me really angry and upset! Haven't your mothers taught you if you have nothing nice to say then SHUT IT?! If you don't like the thread, don't read it. It's not that hard. Keep the rude comments to yourself and let those of us who want to part take in this convo (as "dirty" or "inappropriate" as you may find it) do just that.
If you don't like our opinions fine but what does being apart of the facebook group have to do with anything? Unless you're just mad you didn't join the group yourself.
The fact that we're all posting here is evidence we didn't just drop off the face of the planet anyways. The majority of us are around but most of the topics on the board are already covered in our group so it's only natural we would only post when there's a more interesting topic
So because some ladies have disappeared for a while you assume it's because of Facebook? News flash: we had babies! We're busy! Now, we're back to work and less busy.
You have no idea who is in the Facebook group if you're not in it.
Lol to the awards post. Really? This board is so lame now.
All of this..... Like alllllllllllllll of it
Andplusalso.... Has this thread turned to food? Looks like maybe? I'll take some form of Reese's cheesecake TYVM
All I really have in my fridge is a knockoff Dr. Pepper, pickles, and some leftover baked beans. I don't want to ingest those things, but mama's gotta get some calories, so...
I'm not playing this food game right. I'll pretend I still have some Ben & Jerry's left. Half Baked, mmm.
I'm jealous you have soda in your fridge.. All we have is water.. Womp womp
All I really have in my fridge is a knockoff Dr. Pepper, pickles, and some leftover baked beans. I don't want to ingest those things, but mama's gotta get some calories, so...
I'm not playing this food game right. I'll pretend I still have some Ben & Jerry's left. Half Baked, mmm.
The worst thing I have read in this thread is a knock off Dr. Pepper. That's just wrong.
All I really have in my fridge is a knockoff Dr. Pepper, pickles, and some leftover baked beans. I don't want to ingest those things, but mama's gotta get some calories, so...
I'm not playing this food game right. I'll pretend I still have some Ben & Jerry's left. Half Baked, mmm.
The worst thing I have read in this thread is a knock off Dr. Pepper. That's just wrong.
Lol, I know, it's just not right. There's also a Coca-Cola... but I'm not allowed to drink it because MIL got it for H (it has his name on it). It's been in our fridge for 2 months. I don't know why I'm being tortured.
Two months is long enough, I'd call that free game. Lol
All I really have in my fridge is a knockoff Dr. Pepper, pickles, and some leftover baked beans. I don't want to ingest those things, but mama's gotta get some calories, so...
I'm not playing this food game right. I'll pretend I still have some Ben & Jerry's left. Half Baked, mmm.
The worst thing I have read in this thread is a knock off Dr. Pepper. That's just wrong.
Lol, I know, it's just not right. There's also a Coca-Cola... but I'm not allowed to drink it because MIL got it for H (it has his name on it). It's been in our fridge for 2 months. I don't know why I'm being tortured.
Two months is long enough, I'd call that free game. Lol
@lappyfoinker come back!! Your stories are so interesting to read!!! You shouldn't feel gross! To each their own! I have my wild side I'm just a little too shy to share. Maybe after reading this thread you ladies will see some of it I can say Saturday we did the deed for the first time this calendar year and oh holy mother of pearl!! I've never had an orgasm so quick or so amazing!! Man I missed sex!! It's happened once again since then and another FANTASTIC orgasm!! Sex definitely has gotten better! Either that or my body is just in lust shock haha! Edited because mobile is mean and wouldn't let me do two paragraphs:(
Damn, I disappear for a day to study and missed all this! All I have to say is I'm jealous of y'all dirty bitches since pregnancy pretty much robbed me of my mojo (and still is currently holding it hostage)! I enjoy once started but it's nothing like it used to be. I hope it gets better!! Also, i heart @lappyfoinker... Before I got pregnant I had some wild sex like that at least once a week and hope to do it again someday :-P
I feel the same way @lizzie82088. I had work stuff to do for 1 day, come back expecting to read more about anal, and find this shit storm (no pun intended).
I just read this thread in its entirety while traveling to visit family. I am not giving BJs these days and I'm a butt secks virgin. Anal has always freaked me out ever since I heard a story about my Godparents doing it and he (Godfather) pulled out and there was a piece of corn on the end of his dick. Why I am privy to this information I do not know. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just read this thread in its entirety while traveling to visit family. I am not giving BJs these days and I'm a butt secks virgin. Anal has always freaked me out ever since I heard a story about my Godparents doing it and he (Godfather) pulled out and there was a piece of corn on the end of his dick. Why I am privy to this information I do not know. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just read this thread in its entirety while traveling to visit family. I am not giving BJs these days and I'm a butt secks virgin. Anal has always freaked me out ever since I heard a story about my Godparents doing it and he (Godfather) pulled out and there was a piece of corn on the end of his dick. Why I am privy to this information I do not know. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just read this thread in its entirety while traveling to visit family. I am not giving BJs these days and I'm a butt secks virgin. Anal has always freaked me out ever since I heard a story about my Godparents doing it and he (Godfather) pulled out and there was a piece of corn on the end of his dick. Why I am privy to this information I do not know. Happy Thanksgiving.
I needed this laugh more than you know. Happy Thanksgiving.
Re: bj
As for drama . This is a public forum. However I do not agree with coming out from lurking (wherever you were) to win a board award. I feel you should beaactive and present in the now.
Also I do not think its right to think your "opinion" matters especially when its flaming or negativity when you are never around for the threads where we are supporting each other.
Its not a train wreck thread. Don't read if you don't wanna. Read if ya wanna. Closet read and flame later. Who cares
But no I do not consider you active still if all you come.back yo do is flame and be negative (wherever you where hiding)
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
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Cookies are definitely superior to awards.
All of this..... Like alllllllllllllll of it Andplusalso.... Has this thread turned to food? Looks like maybe? I'll take some form of Reese's cheesecake TYVM
Booze! Give me all the booze!
Two months is long enough, I'd call that free game. Lol
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After two weeks it would've been mine.
This board was formed on a strong foundation of snark. Let's honor that snark history and embrace it!
I still use old escapades as masturbation material... I've got some really good ones.
DS born 8.11.14
BFP #2: 9.14.16, EDD: 5.24.17
I can say Saturday we did the deed for the first time this calendar year and oh holy mother of pearl!! I've never had an orgasm so quick or so amazing!! Man I missed sex!! It's happened once again since then and another FANTASTIC orgasm!! Sex definitely has gotten better! Either that or my body is just in lust shock haha!
Edited because mobile is mean and wouldn't let me do two paragraphs:(
Sorry @lappyfoinker, but we love you!
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