@andatcdc
I've always been super scared of getting my nipples pierced! Besides my hood the only other thing I've had pierced were my ears! I do have two tattoos they're on my back.....so are you gonna share what's tattooed on you naughty bits? I used to joke that I'd get Elmer Fudd tattooed with his shotgun on my perineum because he would say " come out of your holes you cowardwy wabits and I'll bwow you too smitteweenies!!" HAHAHAHA
Honestly the nipples hurt WAY WORSE than the hood piercing! I'm not sure why i went back for a second hole in each one ... to be different I guess because it was definitely not bc they were painless. I have been worried about breast feeding though. I know since I took out the vertical barbells I know there is scar tissue. I just hope it doesnt interfere with let down. Guess we will see. As far as the tattoo on my hoo ha .. it says "Phat Kat" Its the only tattoo I have that i semi regret. Phat Kat is a nick name I had in college because well my Cat is fat!! :-)
Anyone have tattoos for their kids? My hubby doesn't have any but has been considering getting one for the baby when they are born. I think I may get the footprint tattooed on my foot or have my thumb print hubby thumb print and baby thumb print tatted somewhere (ribs maybe .. foot maybe)
@andatcdc I LOVE THE THUMB PRINT IDEA!!! I see the feet prints and hand prints of children on parents all the time, but have never seen the thumb print!!! Eeekkkk!!!! Absolutely LOVE THE IDEA!!!
@scarfbandit it's at the top of the outer labia. You wear a belly button ring in it. It's not as common as a hood piercing and not for pleasure at all, just for looks! Also known as a Venus piercing.
Soon to be mommy of 3! DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec) DS Camden (1yr) (All natural Vbac) DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
So balls - am I the only one who thinks balls look FUG when they are saggy? ESPECIALLY when one is higher than the other. 2 onions dangling in a clear plastic bag from the produce section. I prefer them TIGHT. I know, I know, there are plenty of anatomical reasons why balls have to sag - but they are so not aesthetically pleasing to my eye. Pop 'em in the freezer for a minute, please! /rantover
I'm jealous of everyone's piercings. I keloid terribly and cannot get pierced or I will grow serious deformities (I have terrible scars from everyone of my surgeries, as well). As for tattoos, I have quite a few. Planning to get a full sleeve after DD is here / some of my arm scars heal / I'm not poor.
PS: Thanks to @scarfbandit, I now use the term "Hiney Holes" at least 17 times a day.
I agree they look better tight though I never know what to do with them anyway. I don't think I have any tips that weren't mentioned already except sometimes DH likes when I use my teeth towards the end. I usually just bare my teeth a little as i'm going to cause a different sensation.
Lurking from aug13. Just gotta say; I love this thread! the fact that the other bmb was too prude to appreciate it just makes it that much better.
Engaged 10/2/1202 BFP (a lil quicker than expected) 12/7/2012 Married to my best friend 12/24/2012 Beautiful baby girl arrived 8/15/2013 BFP #2 3/13/2016
@missmimsyy I still haven't tried anal.... Lol... Too scared too... X_X
Neither have I.
I ended up with a 4th degree tear, so yaaa I don't think so!! Last thing I would want to venture in.
On another note, FI and I got frisky last night. We finally had a night where neither one of us were too tired to really take the time to enjoy ourselves. I finally got the ultimate "O" after months of her being MIA. It was amaaaazing!
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
This thread is epic. I don't have much to add, we haven't done anything since June, I'm just not feeling sexy and letting that get in the way. My experience is pretty vanilla, I'm into more fun stuff but never found a partner that is adventurous. My dh is super shy, he turns red at the word sex and we have two kids together. Our vanilla sex is really good though when we have it.
@Justine2502 well I am glad that I am not the only one To not try it. I didn't have a 4th degree tear, but I did have a 2nd degree episiotomy in 2 different directions (some of the stitches tore out so it didn't heal properly). So I know how you feel.
@ablessedsoul oh yeah, don't get me wrong vaginal sex is still super wonderful with DH, but I hear so many people talk about how amazing the "O" is from anal and what not, so I was just curious. DH attempted it one time and I think my asshole sucked in 2 inches and it hurt too bad to actually "try" again!
Ouch that must have been a difficult recovery, so sorry
Mine was very hard to recover from aswell. I ended up with creams, antibiotics and during treatments, had to do about 8 sitz baths a day. I was sure i wouldnt enjoy sex for another year or so. It hurt like hell the first time and only yesterday did it start getting more comfortable.
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
If you do anal use a ton of lube.
Get you one of these. I have this exact one just a warning though it is strong as hell so you may want something not as strong but then again it will make you relaxed enough to enjoy anal. Anal orgasms are the shit!! Lol
"The shit" is another thing that worries me about anal. Let's just say I've heard some pretty shitty stories.
Some people use an enema before doing it. I'm not that worried because it's my shit. He's the one that has to clean it off of him, not me lol. The risk ya take... Plus, I'd like to think I know my body well enough if I think something is about to happen!
Hubs and I have a bi-annual holiday we call "spank day". I got to the stripper store and buy a stripper outfit.. And a lot of times I'll choreograph a burlesque dance (I can twirl nipple tassels).. And I'll do the dance for DH.. I'll give him a killer lap dance (I was a stripper for three years before going to grad school and starting a real career).. And we have crazy sex all day. We treat it as a real holiday and take the day off of work to celebrate. DH's job is just to bring Popsicles. We don't do anything weird with them, they're just delicious
I can't wait for the day where FI and I can have sex all day. Even if I wanted to, don't think I would have enough energy and not sure my vag could handle it.
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
Oh but since we are on the BJ thread. My Gibbs is spoiled when it comes to blow jobs-- I love giving them (turns me on) but much like @lappyfoinker I am not to into the being eat out part. I don't care for oral to be performed on myself... But I do love to give a good BJ...
I love oral. Although it has to be right after a shower or I get self conscious.
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
Re: bj
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
Yay for 45 new comments!
So balls - am I the only one who thinks balls look FUG when they are saggy? ESPECIALLY when one is higher than the other. 2 onions dangling in a clear plastic bag from the produce section. I prefer them TIGHT. I know, I know, there are plenty of anatomical reasons why balls have to sag - but they are so not aesthetically pleasing to my eye. Pop 'em in the freezer for a minute, please! /rantover
I'm jealous of everyone's piercings. I keloid terribly and cannot get pierced or I will grow serious deformities (I have terrible scars from everyone of my surgeries, as well). As for tattoos, I have quite a few. Planning to get a full sleeve after DD is here / some of my arm scars heal / I'm not poor.
PS: Thanks to @scarfbandit, I now use the term "Hiney Holes" at least 17 times a day.
Engaged 10/2/1202
BFP (a lil quicker than expected) 12/7/2012
Married to my best friend 12/24/2012
Beautiful baby girl arrived 8/15/2013
BFP #2 3/13/2016
So who's giving out bj's lately?
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
I ended up with a 4th degree tear, so yaaa I don't think so!! Last thing I would want to venture in.
On another note, FI and I got frisky last night. We finally had a night where neither one of us were too tired to really take the time to enjoy ourselves. I finally got the ultimate "O" after months of her being MIA. It was amaaaazing!
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
Ouch that must have been a difficult recovery, so sorry
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14