Fussy baby boy Your sisters are cranky as well Well, my day is fucked.
Me - J.R. - 05/1986
DH - J.I. - 08/1986
Married - 09/22/2006
DD#1 - A.E. - 12/15/2009
DD#2 - N.R. - 11/07/2011
DD#3 - S.R. - 05/20/2013
DS - R.E. - 10/03/2014
Absolutely in love with our 'big' family!
I'm also a proud Auntie to a crazy little girl, her brand new baby sister, a little man on his way in the next month, and a sweet little mister we will miss forever!!!
Re: Motherhood Haiku Poems
There are some great haikus here.
Choose all the options!!!
I put on sexy panties.
Then comes a red flood.
Rash has gotten really bad
Huggies wipes now trash
Ew, that was quite a rumble
You shart where you eat
I also count all the lines
Syllables are hard
Put you to sleep on your side
It works. Don't judge me
Come back and you fell asleep.
Breastmilk is wasted :-(
That match the bunny outfit?!"
*Empties drawer on floor*
Carpet guy comes to the door
He gets a peep show
I think I am in heaven
Never going home
I know you are pooping now
Not changing you yet
Husband bringing home pizza
Score one for mommy
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She is so good with baby
Want to keep always
So I can order today
Sale ends tonight
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Never when I'm home alone
Oh well, stay asleep
With candy cane hot chocolate
Nope I don't hear you crying
(FYI: daddy's home)
Start screams immediately
Thought you were asleep
Your sisters are cranky as well
Well, my day is fucked.
Mommy is delusional
Tried to feed pillow
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At the ceiling fan, not me
Dd, I feel loved
Fed him on the other side
Giant poopsplosion (
Always scaring the poor dog
Still is curious