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• Ecat504 member

  November 2014

  HELPPPP?!!!!!??!
  Is my baby a girl, boy, or velociraptor?!?!

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• ashaw512 member

  November 2014

  I ate 7 pineapples and shit myself for 45 minutes!! Am I in labor?

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• anewadventure member

  November 2014

  Ecat504 said:

  HELPPPP?!!!!!??! Is my baby a girl, boy, or velociraptor?!?!

  it's a turtle eating a hamburger.
  

                        
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• Ecat504 member

  November 2014

  I just wanted a big fancy baby shower but my MIL insists on hosting and paying for everything and wants to keep it small....
  ...ugh, that bitch.

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• sapphires-and-diamonds member

  November 2014

  One stretch mark about a quarter inch long appeared overnight! What are the bestest creams and magic potions to get rid of it??

  

  
  

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  I am sooooooo skinny! Look at me! How much weight have you all gained?
  

  

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• Everyusernameistaken member

  November 2014

  Going further back in time:
  I ate 2 bites of a turkey sandwich! Do you think my baby's ok????

  
  

   

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  Can I still wear makeup!?
  

  

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• anewadventure member

  November 2014

  i'm totally starting to show. i am 7 weeks already.
  

                        
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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  anewadventure said:

  i'm totally starting to show. i am 7 weeks already.
  

  Oh! The blump days!
  

  

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• ashaw512 member

  November 2014

  tromboner said:

  I am sooooooo skinny! Look at me! How much weight have you all gained?
  

  I bet I know who that is!

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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  November 2014

  I just sneezed and farted. Am I in labor?

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• ashaw512 member

  November 2014

  I drink water all day. I pee a lot more than I've tooken in, does this mean I'm about to go in labor?

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• Ecat504 member

  November 2014

  My baby hasn't moved in a whole minute should I go get it checked?

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  ashaw512 said:

  I drink water all day. I pee a lot more than I've tooken in, does this mean I'm about to go in labor?

  Hahahaha!!!! Classic.
  
  
  

  

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• conradraging member

  November 2014 edited November 2014

  @ashaw512 "tooken" I die. :'D

  
  

  
  

  BFP: 09/13/13  ---  MMC: 10/25/13

  BFP: 12/25/13  ---  DD: 09/10/14

  BFP: 03/16/15  ---  EDD: 11/30/15

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ashaw512 member

  November 2014

  Where did all these hilarious people go? We need more laughs around here.

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  ashaw512 said:

  Where did all these hilarious people go? We need more laughs around here.

  We scared them away. We're mean bitches.
  

  

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• Everyusernameistaken member

  November 2014

  Ahh this is seriously making me nostalgic for my pregnancy...

  
  

   

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• nilvero member

  November 2014

  My doctor told me everything is okay but I trust a bunch of random people on the Internet so much more! Can you help me?
  
  
  
  (Everyone tells them trust doctor)
  
  
  Quit being so mean guys! Just wanted support!

  Finally! My September Siggy Challenge: TV Show I'll Be Binge Watching

  REVENGE!

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• Everyusernameistaken member

  November 2014

  PumpkinNHunny said:

  
  
  Do you see a line?
  

  Hmm, if I squint really hard...maybe try asking on TTGP?

  
  

   

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• amom2four member

  November 2014

  You are all so horrible I don't know how your husbands stand you!!
  
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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  This is FFFC guys! Why you flaming?
  

  

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• Ivorytower2 member

  November 2014

  I'm 7 weeks and I feel way more pregnant than everyone else. Could it be twins? Triplets? Am I the next Octomom?

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• Daisy1232 member

  November 2014

  I'm going back to Babycenter.

  

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• Everyusernameistaken member

  November 2014

  I work in L+D and I totes judge ladies with unmanicured toenails and unwaxed bits while they push their babies out!

  
  

   

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• conradraging member

  November 2014

  I ate 13 pineapples for lunch, is my baby crowning yet?

  
  

  
  

  BFP: 09/13/13  ---  MMC: 10/25/13

  BFP: 12/25/13  ---  DD: 09/10/14

  BFP: 03/16/15  ---  EDD: 11/30/15

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ashaw512 member

  November 2014

  I've been really tired but I just broke out into squats across my apartment. Does that mean I'm in labor??

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• trebekastan member

  November 2014

  Everyusernameistaken said:

  I work in L+D and I totes judge ladies with unmanicured toenails and unwaxed bits while they push their babies out!

  My nurses must have me on their wall of shame then, because it was straight up 1970's down there and I could not have cared less if I tried.

  
  

  

  

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  OMG guys! I ate cold cuts and soft cheese this week. .. I feel so naughty.

  

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• MrsLaLaBug member

  November 2014

  Dude... My baby actually DOES have a tail... Fucking spicy tuna rolls.

                                                                                    
  

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• amom2four member

  November 2014

  I stripped my own membranes!!!!

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• pshaortao member

  November 2014

  I heard the best way to be ready for breastfeeding is to toughen up my nipples with sandpaper!

  
  

  
  

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• portentosa member

  November 2014

  pshaortao said:

  I heard the best way to be ready for breastfeeding is to toughen up my nipples with sandpaper!

  Thanks for making me cringe at that thought again. Ouch!
  

  

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• kaileemariep member

  November 2014

  Can you look at my ultrasound picture and tell me if it's a boy? Do you see anything wrong with the face?

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• mrsdanielleM2010 member

  November 2014

  Do you think I can get insurance to cover materni21 or something so I can know the gender?
  
  
  
  
  (Everyone else: SEX. and NO.)

  
  

   

  
  

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• mrsdanielleM2010 member

  November 2014

  You aren't a mom til your baby is born.

  
  

   

  
  

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• anewadventure member

  November 2014

  mrsdanielleM2010 said:

  You aren't a mom til your baby is born.

  oh, i didn't want to remember that one
  

                        
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• MrsLaLaBug member

  November 2014

  Let's talk push presents!! I got a brand new Escalade! What about you?

                                                                                    
  

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• Songbird2 member

  November 2014

  How many of you are eating sushi? I are a piece and now I'm scared
  

  

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