Or hear!
It's time for another round because I've got some goodies.
To DD1: Please don't talk to me through the bathroom for unless there is blood coming out of someone's eyes. (Said after DD1 started banging on the door while I was otherwise occupied, asking for a damn pen!)
Dh to DS when E was headbanging me in the crotch: Don't hit mommy there, that's mine, and I don't want it broken!
*shakes head*
We're Going to be a Family of 5!
Re: Things we never thought we'd say
"DS1, please do not put your private parts on your brother"
"You reach deeper until you can find the strength. That's all life is, one big fight after another."
Angel babies: 9/19/07, 10/08/09, 1/05/11
"aaawwwwww but I want beer"
Nice kid, really nice.
These are some nice one "Roo will you please let the dog in and lock the door?" He does it. "Roo turn off the lights please." He does it.
He also likes to dust and swiffer lol.
Me-" no Kenzie mommy didn't poop but thanks for checking"
She's seen a couple women BFing babies recently and I guess decided she wanted to give it a try?? Through my clothes?? I decided that was not that right time to tell her that she had been offered that chance many times over when she was a baby but had refused. But at least it happened at home on the couch and not out in public.
BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence