Tacos to DS for nearly sleeping the whole night!! Holy shizer! Waffles to the scream fest he was for 4 hours before bed, due to over-tiredness and gas.
Tacos to DD for starting to be pretty consistent in sleeping for a minimum of 8 hours straight at night.
Waffles to DD for now waking up at about 4:15 every morning. Can't you just hold out until 4:45 when my alarm would go off?
More waffles to my boobs. Hurry up and regulate to the dropping of our first MOTN feeding. I'm not a fan of this every morning engorgement leading to DD getting a face full of milk because you're spraying uncontrollably like a runaway hose.
Waffles to everything today. Sleep, food (bc there's nothing in my house that I want to eat) DH for acting like a girl, BFing (cuz this shit is hard) my toddler for squishing her Froot loops in the rug, weather (it's cold and gloomy, and it snowed in Louisiana last night?!? I remember one yr that we had snow around Christmas, but before thanksgiving, this is nonsense!) dirty dishes that I don't want to wash. Fuck it, I shall sit on my ass all day today. And bump.
And tacos to my coworkers and boss for being accommodating (and doing it happily.) DH is out of town for work so my schedule is a little hectic with having to take DD to daycare and pick her up. My coworkers have grown children and they say they had help when they their kids are young. They are happy to help me and someday I will help the next generation of mothers.
tacos for a decent night sleep after a horrible one the night before. Still up every 3, but at least I got sleep between them last night.
Waffles to this cold. I'm in the south, it's not supposed to be this cold!!! I'm not prepared for this shit. Also continued waffles to our stupid plumbing and that despite the random back ups we get in our tubs, the plumber that the landlord sends out says "oh it's just an old house, it's going to do that" OH gee thanks for the help, I just loooove keeping a plunger in my shower. Because I love plunging my shower in the middle of showering.
@justcricket do you have a bad septic tank? We have one and the plumber that my landlord uses won't tell our landlord that the tank is bad bc he's money hungry. I've mentioned it several times but he apparently doesn't listen, we get back ups several times a yr and have to call the plumber to get it pumped.
Tacos to DS for sleeping in his crib last night! He's still up every 2 hours but I'm hoping to at least get him transitioned to his crib before I go back to work.
Tacos to DH, after going off on him last week about how he never helps out with LO, he has been so much more help. Finally he listened to me.
No waffles....yet.
BFP #1 7/23/12: EDD 4/1/13. MMC discovered on 9/4/12 @ 10w1d BFP# 2 3/9/13: EDD 11/12/13 m/c 3/15/13 @ 5w3d RPL testing shows one copy of MTHFR gene mutation.
All the waffles to my MIL. She keeps asking what color T's hair and eyes are. Get the fuck over it, he's not blonde/white. I'm fucking middle eastern, were you really expecting blue eyes and blonde hair? GTFO.
I'm still pissed, so no tacos.
I think my ILs are disappointed LO isn't a red head like my nephews.
Tacos- LO slept well until about 5:30. It's cold out so we are having a stay home day full of baby cuddles and possibly attempting the salt dough handprints.
Waffles- DH woke LO up at 5:30 and my house is a wreck. I have no intentions of cleaning today.
@justcricket do you have a bad septic tank? We have one and the plumber that my landlord uses won't tell our landlord that the tank is bad bc he's money hungry. I've mentioned it several times but he apparently doesn't listen, we get back ups several times a yr and have to call the plumber to get it pumped.
we're on sewer not septic. the plumber says it's because of the way the pipes are vented? Something about only having one vent for air bubbles? I think that may be only part of the problem.. I suspect other issues/blockages from prior tenants. Either way the plumbing in this house sucks. We also have such shitty water pressure that we can't run ANY water ANYWHERE in the house while showering. Thankfully the toilets are on a separate line than our kitchen/tubs, so no issues there.
Tacos to my BF for participating completely yesterday afternoon until 3am ( he has to get up at 6 am) with the LOs , dinner, etc.. & being super affectionate & supportive especially since most of the day I was pissed because he slept most of it ! Tacos to kids getting up on their own for school & no buses missed!
Waffles to my old windows and the major wind that keeps rattling them! Super loud & annoying Waffles to my LOs for this 24/7 feed fest & one is awake one is asleep game they play Waffles to Pintrest for making me feel my ISHHH isn't together because I bought month to month age stickers to take pictures of the LOs ( like on Pintrest) my LOs are 7 weeks now & I still haven't taken the 1 month pictures Guess I'm not Pintrest perfect
Waffles to my tits immediately leaking after my shower.
Tacos to the matrix performance I made by collecting the milk & getting a bra on w/o major loss.
Tacos to my ass sitting on the couch til DH gets home. I foresee a co sleeping nap after the next feeding. I-) Fingers crossed.
Lots of waffles today: -boobs get in line! We've only had 1 motn feeding for weeks now, slow your roll -DH banished me and LO to the bedroom because he is meeting with clients at the house today -coconut milk coffee creamer is some weak shit -it's florida, why the heck are you so cold?!
Tacos to LO, she is so damn cute makes me forget about everything else.
Waffles to me for being so nervous about the procedure on DD tomorrow. She has to have a lip and tongue tie lasered tomorrow. My head knows it is a simple procedure that will make her life and mine better but my heart wants to cry.
Tacos to the doctor we are going to since he is known around the world for doing this. Tacos to DH for taking the day off to travel the 4 hours with me to the dr tomorrow.
Waffles to my mil for butt dialing me while I'm trying to post this...... Now but really waffles to DH for ignoring his slow leak turned nasty flat tire at 12 am. No tire iron so dragged out of bed in 11 degree temp to help. Circa 1am extra waffles to the roadside assistance guy who charged $205 to loosen a frozen lug nut.
@MelW629 we have electric radiant heat in our ceilings. But the laundry room was an addition and has no heat. It's freezing in the winter. Our bathrooms are always cold.
Tacos to the hallmark for their Christmas commercial. The little girl asks how she got in her mommys tummy and her brother says wizards. Best witchcraft I've ever seen.
Waffles to people who imply moms with PPD aren't great moms. If you do that you're probably a huge asshole.
Tacos to nobody because I'm a grumpy bitch today.
WTF? Did someone say/imply this, cuz if they did… ~X(
Waffles and tacos to my blood pressure. I'm glad it is finally starting to regulate and get back to normal but the dizzy spells and lightheadedness is no bueno.
Waffles to my dh today. He works over nights on a week off a week. Last night was his last nite at work. I knew he was going indoor golfing today but decided to stay a little longer and have a couple drinks. It's now 6 pm and he's just now getting home. He hasn't really slept so he'll prob come home and sleep. Thanks a lot since tomorrow is my first day back at work and I really wanted him to take night shift tonight. Ill be surprised if that happens now! What an ass! I'm already sad and stressed and this doesn't help! No tacos today!
Re: Tacos & Waffles
Waffles to the scream fest he was for 4 hours before bed, due to over-tiredness and gas.
Tacos to DD for starting to be pretty consistent in sleeping for a minimum of 8 hours straight at night.
Waffles to DD for now waking up at about 4:15 every morning. Can't you just hold out until 4:45 when my alarm would go off?
More waffles to my boobs. Hurry up and regulate to the dropping of our first MOTN feeding. I'm not a fan of this every morning engorgement leading to DD getting a face full of milk because you're spraying uncontrollably like a runaway hose.
myself for not drinking enough Water to help it stay up
Tacos to LO and DH for allowing me to catch up on 6 weeks of sleep in the past few days
TTC since 2.11
BFP #1: 3.15.11- c/p
MTHFR Dx 6.13-Rx- folate and B12
BFP #2: 11.9.13 -m/c Trisomy 4
BFP #3 1.18.14 EDD 9.27.2014
My only taco is for tomorrow being Wednesday aka we will wear pink.
And tacos to my coworkers and boss for being accommodating (and doing it happily.) DH is out of town for work so my schedule is a little hectic with having to take DD to daycare and pick her up. My coworkers have grown children and they say they had help when they their kids are young. They are happy to help me and someday I will help the next generation of mothers.
No waffles yet but it's early.
Edited due to autocorrect.
Waffles to everyone with a baby that sleeps more than 2 hours at a time.
Tacos to DH for potentially being one day away from finishing nursing school
Tacos to DH, after going off on him last week about how he never helps out with LO, he has been so much more help. Finally he listened to me.
No waffles....yet.
BFP# 2 3/9/13: EDD 11/12/13 m/c 3/15/13 @ 5w3d
RPL testing shows one copy of MTHFR gene mutation.
My rainbow baby Isaac has arrived!
Tacos- LO slept well until about 5:30. It's cold out so we are having a stay home day full of baby cuddles and possibly attempting the salt dough handprints.
Waffles- DH woke LO up at 5:30 and my house is a wreck. I have no intentions of cleaning today.
Massive tacos to lo for sleeping until freaking 7:30! Whoot!
Waffles to my boobs... You suck
Tacos to kids getting up on their own for school & no buses missed!
Waffles to my old windows and the major wind that keeps rattling them! Super loud & annoying
Waffles to my LOs for this 24/7 feed fest & one is awake one is asleep game they play
Waffles to Pintrest for making me feel my ISHHH isn't together because I bought month to month age stickers to take pictures of the LOs ( like on Pintrest) my LOs are 7 weeks now & I still haven't taken the 1 month pictures
Guess I'm not Pintrest perfect
-boobs get in line! We've only had 1 motn feeding for weeks now, slow your roll
-DH banished me and LO to the bedroom because he is meeting with clients at the house today
-coconut milk coffee creamer is some weak shit
-it's florida, why the heck are you so cold?!
Tacos to LO, she is so damn cute makes me forget about everything else.
Waffles to cold and snow. I hate you.
Waffles to cradle cap. Gross. I have a crusty baby.
Tacos to Baileys in my coffee this morning.
Tacos to LO for being awesome and laughing at me all morning while we talked and had a dance party.
Waffles to 2 months shots later today. Wonder who is gonna cry more. Me or her? Totally making Dh hold her. I don't do needles.
Tacos to the doctor we are going to since he is known around the world for doing this.
Tacos to DH for taking the day off to travel the 4 hours with me to the dr tomorrow.
Major waffles to my computer at work. It crashed twice on me this morning. I hate it. Now I have to sit at someone else's desk till mine gets fixed.
Waffles to my finger joints for refusing to shrink back down leading me to finally cave and go get my ring resized
Mom of Boys!!
Baby #1 - 3 years old
Baby #2 - Born 10/1/14
@MelW629 we have electric radiant heat in our ceilings. But the laundry room was an addition and has no heat. It's freezing in the winter. Our bathrooms are always cold.
Tacos to me for getting out of the house for a Starbucks and a haircut.
Eta: Waffles to me for not getting tacos while I was out.
No tacos today!