Most memorable threads posted here on D14

Mvvs82 · November 2014

¡Hola ladies! I haven't posted a new thread in like forever but I have joined D14 since May/June (I mostly lurk)... Anyways, during one of my sleepless nights it hit me... before we all start popping our cute little bundles of joy, let's reminisce on all of the crazy and bizarre threads that have been posted here! I'm having a brain fart and can't remember the entire story about the crazy lady who had two changing tables. I believe it happened early summer... if someone remembers the story, please fill in the blanks!

amedbery · November 2014

I remember the awful story of bathtub girl. And Max's mom.

Mvvs82 · November 2014

katylou91 said:

The girl that cheated on her (I think fiancee) and then a couple days later had sex with him and didn't know who the dad might be. Not the best memory I guess lol

Yes! I remember that one! I think she was supposed get a DNA test right after delivery!

mcr957 · November 2014

The peeing on dandelions post still sticks out in my head.

irish2014 · November 2014

Mvvs82 said:
¡Hola ladies! I haven't posted a new thread in like forever but I have joined D14 since May/June (I mostly lurk)... Anyways, during one of my sleepless nights it hit me... before we all start popping our cute little bundles of joy, let's reminisce on all of the crazy and bizarre threads that have been posted here! I'm having a brain fart and can't remember the entire story about the crazy lady who had two changing tables. I believe it happened early summer... if someone remembers the story, please fill in the blanks!

I remember this one - she was totally convinced she needed two, from what I remember. Will have to go find it.

Heidig14 · November 2014

Wasn't the 2 changing tables girl complaining about how she wasn't happy with what they were doing for her 2nd shower? And then she had a whole bunch of problems that progressively got worse?
My favorite was the Peeing on dandelions.

Heidig14 · November 2014

Well I think it was but we did have a thread about that thread here I think.

irish2014 · November 2014

Heidig14 said:
Wasn't the 2 changing tables girl complaining about how she wasn't happy with what they were doing for her 2nd shower? And then she had a whole bunch of problems that progressively got worse?

It was "leave me alone. post deleted." from early August. She got her panties in a bunch when she got flamed for a shower for her 2nd (10 mos apart) and said her LO1 was "attached" to his changing table so she wanted two.

I would link but can't figure out on mobile... Womp womp. Probably better. Let that shit stay buried.

leoandethansmom · November 2014

Mucus plug picture. Barf.

mothstothemoon · November 2014

What was the one by the girl who was asking about the logistics of running a daycare in her father-in-something's house who had sex offense charges and something something?
And maybe she was uncomfortable bf-ing in front of him (if this was all the same post, if not, then both of those).

It read like a novel.

And, wow.

JunkieBrewster · November 2014

Maxsmom9 takes the cake.

bumpuser10617306 · November 2014

mothstothemoon said:
What was the one by the girl who was asking about the logistics of running a daycare in her father-in-something's house who had sex offense charges and something something?
And maybe she was uncomfortable bf-ing in front of him (if this was all the same post, if not, then both of those).

It read like a novel.

And, wow.

That wasn't here was it?? I remember she came to the SAHM board to ask about starting a home daycare in her inlaws house, where she lived. Someone from her BMB came over and was like, "um, isn't your FIL a registered sex offender??" We were all...yea, maybe not a great career move and possibly illegal, so there's that. People from her BMB attempted to WK for some reason, and it came out that she changed under the covers of her bed or some such nonsense because she was afraid he was watching/video taping.

feeshah · November 2014

I don't remember if it was on D14 or a link to another board...But there was one where someone thought they were having a "Butt Baby"??

desertsun · November 2014

feeshah said:

I don't remember if it was on D14 or a link to another board...But there was one where someone thought they were having a "Butt Baby"??

TTGP I believe

ETA: but still one my all-time favorite threads I've ever read on TK/TB message boards.

amedbery · November 2014

rhymeswithschmanda said:

mothstothemoon said:
What was the one by the girl who was asking about the logistics of running a daycare in her father-in-something's house who had sex offense charges and something something?
And maybe she was uncomfortable bf-ing in front of him (if this was all the same post, if not, then both of those).

It read like a novel.

And, wow.
That wasn't here was it?? I remember she came to the SAHM board to ask about starting a home daycare in her inlaws house, where she lived. Someone from her BMB came over and was like, "um, isn't your FIL a registered sex offender??" We were all...yea, maybe not a great career move and possibly illegal, so there's that. People from her BMB attempted to WK for some reason, and it came out that she changed under the covers of her bed or some such nonsense because she was afraid he was watching/video taping.

Yeah that was on another board. Her FIL had been convicted of secretly filming his ex's daughter and her friends using the bathroom and changing clothes (ew). She was afraid to undress or BF in the home where she lived with him but thought it appropriate to invite unknowing parents to send their kids there so she could open a daycare. When faced with the obvious "what in the holy fuck is wrong with you" comments, her whole BMB piled on to WK her. Because her detractors didn't know her lyfe and were judgmental bitches. I remember it well because it was the day I decided that I didn't trust pretty much any in-home daycares!

hoping4aUNICORN · November 2014

Our HDBD that had thousands of views which prompted me to change my screen name ....
What about the mom that didn't stick her kid in his car seat because "she wasn't going far"

feeshah · November 2014

desertsun said:

feeshah said:

I don't remember if it was on D14 or a link to another board...But there was one where someone thought they were having a "Butt Baby"??

TTGP I believe

ETA: but still one my all-time favorite threads I've ever read on TK/TB message boards.

Oh that's right! She was worried she got pregnant from anal.
I laughed so hard at the responses I was in TEARS. I read most of it to DH and he was laughing just as hard.

nedralynn · November 2014

After reading all of these Im really upset I didn't start lurking sooner.

LinziLoo09 · November 2014

Awe I forgot about a lot of the crazies in D14. Fun times! We learned early on that Friday confessions are not flame free...

Mousy345 · November 2014

I remember one about special outfits to bring LO home from the hospital. Someone, probably an experienced STM, pointed out that ...umm... It will be December, cold outside, and who is looking for high infant fashion in a hospital parking lot anyway? Wow, that thread erupted. I was morbidly fascinated. I think it was determined by that thread that most of D14 is klassless

rshamos · November 2014

@ashtonkitty1‌ I didn't know what an Irish twin was before that post! I started googling Irish poems that mention twins. Then I googled Irish twins and watched the shit storm unfold.

Kmm1023 · November 2014

rhymeswithschmanda said:

mothstothemoon said:
What was the one by the girl who was asking about the logistics of running a daycare in her father-in-something's house who had sex offense charges and something something?
And maybe she was uncomfortable bf-ing in front of him (if this was all the same post, if not, then both of those).

It read like a novel.

And, wow.
That wasn't here was it?? I remember she came to the SAHM board to ask about starting a home daycare in her inlaws house, where she lived. Someone from her BMB came over and was like, "um, isn't your FIL a registered sex offender??" We were all...yea, maybe not a great career move and possibly illegal, so there's that. People from her BMB attempted to WK for some reason, and it came out that she changed under the covers of her bed or some such nonsense because she was afraid he was watching/video taping.

She was here too. She thought he was watching her breastfeeding too

Maxs mom for the win though!

amedbery · November 2014

misskilljoy said:
The baby shower/attached to changing table thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12452136/thanks/p1

ETA: Wait! I think this is the wrong drama-filled baby shower thread. Alas. And I can't find the butt baby thread, which makes me sad.

ETA 2: THIS is the change table thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12407453/leave-me-alone-post-deleted/p1

Haha - @BankerBSN‌ told her she'd shower her in contraception. Still cracks me up.

efgallarday · November 2014

The Girl Who Captitalized Every Word And Called Us Septic C*nts... She was a jewel

ebilbao · November 2014

After a particularly bad weekend of crazies, Banker started the thread where everyone talked about how they would prepare for childbirth by shoving their fruit of the week in their hoo-has.

efgallarday · November 2014

chelseavranich said:
You guys already covered my favorites but just wanted to say that the changing table thread was what made me want to start posting more haha. The best was that she dirty deleted and said "suck my ass and suck it good". I will never forget that.

Ha! I remember that!

Kier721 · November 2014

Lurker here-was maxsmom the one who had the stepchild whom she was afraid would hurt her unborn child? If not, she surely needs to be mentioned.

RaeChay · November 2014

The one where the OP was posting a PSA about how none of us should be drinking Dasani water because they added trace amounts of electrolytes...in particular Potassium (which THEY USE TO KILL BABIES FOR ABORTION!!1111!1)...which is found in quantities of about a thousand fold more in I dunno, a banana.

allitor12 · November 2014

RaeChay said:
The one where the OP was posting a PSA about how none of us should be drinking Dasani water because they added trace amounts of electrolytes...in particular Potassium (which THEY USE TO KILL BABIES FOR ABORTION!!1111!1)...which is found in quantities of about a thousand fold more in I dunno, a banana.

Yes! I think about this occasionally when people bring up bottled water

CandEChicago · November 2014

RaeChay said:

The one where the OP was posting a PSA about how none of us should be drinking Dasani water because they added trace amounts of electrolytes...in particular Potassium (which THEY USE TO KILL BABIES FOR ABORTION!!1111!1)...which is found in quantities of about a thousand fold more in I dunno, a banana.

That was sugarstar. She ended up having a miscarriage. We had a sticky post for a day that included her.

RaeChay · November 2014

CandEChicago said:

RaeChay said:

The one where the OP was posting a PSA about how none of us should be drinking Dasani water because they added trace amounts of electrolytes...in particular Potassium (which THEY USE TO KILL BABIES FOR ABORTION!!1111!1)...which is found in quantities of about a thousand fold more in I dunno, a banana.

That was sugarstar. She ended up having a miscarriage. We had a sticky post for a day that included her.

LinziLoo09 · November 2014

Wait, who was Brie Wong again? I remember the name but not the offense.

CandEChicago · November 2014

LinziLoo09 said:

Wait, who was Brie Wong again? I remember the name but not the offense.

She was the one who said that in some cases (like us) miscarriages could be considered fortunate. It pissed off so much of the Bump that I think the thread was either closed or deleted.

Shortstack06 · November 2014

It wasn't on our board but the one who wrote a novel and complained about her 4 baby shower at the tea garden and she never got to open gifts. How her mom did absolutely nothing for it and really couldn't afford everything she wanted.

feeshah · November 2014

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12460755/am-i-pregnant/p1

Butt Baby Link.

Not D14 butt-um...its great

hollycn · November 2014

ashtonkitty1 said:

Shortstack06 said:
It wasn't on our board but the one who wrote a novel and complained about her 4 baby shower at the tea garden and she never got to open gifts. How her mom did absolutely nothing for it and really couldn't afford everything she wanted.
Oh yeah! This was great. I think she was Oct 14, but someone accidentally commented on that board about how she should be flamed, meaning to post to a different birth board like Nov 14 or ours.

"7 hours and no time to open gifts" if I remember correctly.

Yup... N14 accidentally posted on O14 about how the OP should have been flamed. And a then a battle between N14 and O14 ensued.

designchica · November 2014

Was is this board where the girl said she hoped we had miscarriages? Maybe that was Brie Wong. Or possibly another board.

twoandthrough · November 2014

Linden25 said:
I liked the girl who was living with her MIL and they only had one bathroom that was in the MILs room. She said the MIL wouldn't let her use it at night. She used some phrase for going to the bathroom that was hilarious but now I can't remember it.

I think it was "pass a motion"

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katykat03 · November 2014

This totally reminds me of the recap show that they use as the last episode of the season in a sitcom. Its such a walk down memory lane and I love it!

LinziLoo09 · November 2014

CandEChicago said:

LinziLoo09 said:

Wait, who was Brie Wong again? I remember the name but not the offense.

She was the one who said that in some cases (like us) miscarriages could be considered fortunate. It pissed off so much of the Bump that I think the thread was either closed or deleted.

Oh God, yes that was terrible! <shudders>. Good riddance.

amedbery · November 2014

Was Brie Wong the one who said that we were all husband abusers who blamed everything on our hormones? That girl was charming.

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