I told MH that the only way I was going down on him is if he wrapped a fruit roll up around his dick. We didn't have any in the house. He debated going to the store.
Debated?? MH would've been pulling out of our driveway before I finished the sentence.
We would currently own stock in Fruit Rollups.
DH would build a time machine, go back in time, and invent fruit roll-ups.
Re: 18 weeks plus, & feeling unwell
I agree, I kinda want to know how this happens.