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October 2014 Moms
sabby2
member
Motherhood Haiku Poems
sabby2
member
The haiku poems have been cracking me up. They get lost so easily in the randoms though. Here's a place to leave your most creative haiku. Have at it lady's.
We are so excited to grow our family!
DD #1 Born 10/3/2014
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Re: Motherhood Haiku Poems
You've been on the boob all day
My nipples are raw
My Ovulation Chart Simple Link: My Ovulation Chart
Maybe you just need to burp
Nope, filled your diaper
There is poop everywhere
But in your diaper
I'll just put you down right here...
Eyes fly wide open
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So why do you flail your arms?
Just let me feed you!
Middle of the night
Feeling quite delirious
Wishing I could sleep
Baby makes weird noise
I jump up out of my bed
It was just a fart
I change you - you pee on me
clean up and repeat
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Wakes up to eat so often
Can't keep eyes open
I think you are part badger
I should trim your nails
ALL of the engorgement
I leak on your face
You're killing me, kid.
You're lucky you're so cute.
No one stuck to his nipples
Complains he's tired
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I only forgot one thing
Only thing you need
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Been there for a week or so
Don't fit any more
Wish I could rest some more but
Now toddler is up
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Scratching at your neck and face
Why you hurt yourself!?
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Baby is awake again
Fuming, fuming mad
Dog barks at nothing outside
Dog's days are numbered
Got to sleep 2 more hours
Now feeling guilty
Then you scream while I change you
Just sleep in your poop
Eyes roll to the back of head
Scary breath pattern
Scramble to put on a shirt
Barking dog wakes babe
When I do, H wakes me up
He's going to die
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All you want to do is eat
I will never sleep
Baby finally sleeping alone
Sisters all awake
They're jumping on bed
Dog has shit in his kennel
I'm up for the day
I really need a shower
Snuggles are too nice
Three month clothes a bit too big
One month old problems
Time to start the day
Nausea, why are you still here?
Quick, find the zofran
^ thinking about having MS makes me like the NB stage a little bit more
He punches me in the eye
To tired for third line
Not sure if he's awake yet
Five more minutes please
Back to sleeping like newborn
I feel like zombie