lightning boob, and other fun family discussions

longcat07 · November 2014

i remembered lightning crotch from my pregnancy with DS. i forgot about lightning boob. ouch. SO saw me wince as we were sitting at the dinner table tonight as asked me if everything was ok, so i told him about lightning boob. he said, "sounds like a superpower. 'i shall strike you with my lightning boob!' " ah. if only.

and then DS told me later, "mom, your belly is blowing up like a balloon!" thanks, kid.

anything amusing in your household?

Stephij1 · November 2014

My three year old DD has recently started "measuring" my belly with a ribbon. Today she did her measuring and announced, "Yep, looks like this baby is 26 pounds! What a peanut!" Umm...

ETA: My daughter is tiny and we call her "Peanut" fairly often. Apparently her not-even-born-yet brother weighs three pounds less than she does.

BookitBoo · November 2014

So cute! Lightning boob away and the biggest baby peanut

DS was explaining how his allergy medicine works. Apparently, it goes 'down to my tummy ache and down my leg and jumps to my 'nother leg and up into my ear.'

storm08 · November 2014

Mine are mainly toddlerisms:

Me: DS, what should we call the baby?

B: Mama, we're waiting for the baby, but we call on the phone mama. We call the baby on the phone.

Trying to explain to DS why he needs to be gentle and not jump on my belly - the baby's in there. DS: grabbing at something on my baby, and showing me his empty hand, "look Mama, I have a baby too", then patting my belly 30 seconds later, "I put the baby back in your belly".

kellyfo14 · November 2014

DD used to call her knee her leg elbow.

That always cracks me up.

SheHulk723 · November 2014

kellyfo14 said:

DD used to call her knee her leg elbow. That always cracks me up.

One time, my mom and I were out drinking and she was trying to tell me that had a pain in her shins, but couldn't think of the word. All she could come up with was 'front calves'. I just about fell off my bar stool cracking up.

Yesterday I was walking around without a shirt on and DH says, "You're belly is SO BIG" I must have given him a look because then he went on about, "I love your belly! It means she's growing! It's a good thing!"

misslizzy82 · November 2014

My neice found her inhaler from a few months ago and went up to her baby dolls saying "puff puff, breath, breath"

We were at a bar watching football yesterday and the bartender told me when her water broke it was a huge gush. She went on about it for a bit and when she left DH looked at me and said "can you not tell people how much comes out when you're water breaks?" HAHA I wasn't planning on it! Especially not strangers in a bar

rayna912 · November 2014

My family has a weird thing about pooping. There's no boundaries -_- we talk to each other on the phone while pooping and everything... Seriously anytime there is a stomache ache or I mention some kind of cramp, the first question is "do you need to poop?" So when everyone talks about it on TB it makes me feel at home

Jamie02Lee · November 2014

I was getting dressed yesterday n I, so far, only have stretch marks on my boobs and my butt cheeks ( I dont complain, I realize that's lucky). Well I'm getting dressed n DH says to me when I bend over to pull my pants up "wow the stretch marks on ur butt r getting dark, are u putting lotion on them?" He tried to backtrack n tell me he likes a big butt n blah, blah but needless to say, my death stare shut him up pretty quick lol... men..

mowl2014 · November 2014

One of the best stories I heard regarding a kid being told a baby was in someone's ( I think the aunts) tummy was the five year old turned to the aunt and with a horrified expression stated, "YOU ATE THE BABY?" I think kids say the funniest things but if you think of it logically we (the adults) are the ones to blame.

robsbabygirl08 · November 2014

My DD (4y/o) and I were in the bathtub Saturday and she stuck her finger in my Belly button and exclaimed "Mom, I feel my baby brother!" It was so cute. We are team green but she swears it's a brother.

mmooki · November 2014

2 funny things from my daughter... Every night she demands I rub her back at bedtime. Every night I remind her to ask me nicely. So she says "nicely." Cracks me up every time!!

She also looks at her sheets and says "uh oh! Broken arm girl. Broken leg! Broken head!"

sfgiantsgamerbabe · November 2014

My niece loves to find dog poop. When the family is over at my parents' house she will urge my dad to go outside so she can find the poop and he picks it up (with a shovel of course).

COlumstad39 · November 2014

My DH and I were shopping and I really had to pee, which makes walking a difficult task. I was dragging behind him and he turns around and says "Come on weebles." I laughed so hard. Also, when LO is squirming away and he's feeling my belly he'll sing "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...yeah!" from I'm sexy and I know it. Oh, and he said I have mutant boobs since they're so big now and have stretch marks. ( That one pissed me off lol).

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