Kids are crazy

Re: Kids are crazy

• breadpudding member

  November 2014 edited November 2014

  Conversation at breakfast...
  
  DS1: "Mommy, I need my other vitamin."
  Me: "What other vitamin?"
  DS1: "You know, the one that supports muscle and heart health. I saw it on a commercial and I want one."
  
  @-) #AsSeenOnTV
  
  DS1: "I love that my brother is a baby. Remember when I was a baby? I was in your tummy just like brother was... *long pause* You didn't poop me out too... did you ?!"
  :-t

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• breadpudding member

  November 2014

  Haha! I literally lol'd at all of those. ) The following things happened today....
  
  After DS1 went potty earlier, he proudly proclaimed to me, "Mommy! You wipe my butt soooo good. My daddy really sucks at it."
  
  Um. Thank you?
  
  
  
  DH: "Would you like some apple juice?"
  M: "Yes, please. I'm going to help you get it."
  *DH pulled out juice, cup, and water to dilute it. Then M saw the water..."
  M: "Are. You. Serious-ing-ly me?! DADDY! Are you serious-ing-ly me?! Don't put water in there."
  DH: "What? What's wrong?"
  M: "Water is bad for kids. EVERYONE knows that."

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• inluv4life2 member

  November 2014

  I just put this one on FB yesterday.
  
  Me: Lily want to try some of this baked apple I made for you and Colin?
  Lily: OK (tries and makes a face)
  Me: what do you think?
  Lily: Anger! I just feel anger when I eat that.
  Me:

  I hope to create a real siggy but first I need some sleep!
  
  Mom to Lily and Colin!
  

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