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I can go f myself

bumpuser10617306bumpuser10617306 member
edited November 2014 in December 2014 Moms
I thought in light of a similar post I would post for my poor husband...feel free to add yours ;)

1. I don't snore, but when I get into bed I moan and groan and flip and flop
2. Every night when I sit on the couch I complain about how fat and stretch out I feel.
3. He is getting no sexytime. At all (see above for reason)
4. I complain about how atrocious my kid is acting (but he IS 3, so...)
5. I think I'm stinky all of the time
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  • ssebensssebens member
    I know how hard a day he has had at work because his job is very physical and it has been very busy lately, but I still ask him to rub my feet every night and he cooks dinner. Really, my husband is a pretty terrific person for putting up with me.
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  • JCM285JCM285 member
    Haha I love the idea of this thread!  My addition is this:  I continue to get upset by the most stupid things like Macys not cooperating with my online shopping order, and I want DH to help me set up baby things right away instead of going on the computer even though I know he had a long day at work (I am working on being more understanding with this one).  :-)
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  • bumpuser10617306bumpuser10617306 member
    JCM285 said:

    Haha I love the idea of this thread!  My addition is this:  I continue to get upset by the most stupid things

    Oh yea, I am being a real bitch. The other day he dared to say "don't take it out on me because you're frustrated about (insert stupid thing here). Of course I then stomped and huffed around the house so he knew just how irrationally mad at him I was.

    I'm a joy to be around
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  • kgoodnowkgoodnow member
    He saw me get winded after playfully chasing toddler down the hall. Then told me it's time for you to stop working. He means it too.
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  • dianeg1017dianeg1017 member
    I continuously chew ice. Like a "cow" in the words of my hubby I bring a cup of ice to bed and he can't stand it.
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  • hollieandaaron2012hollieandaaron2012 member
    I come home to dinner ready every night, the dog walked, and he will even do the dishes and vacuum too.

    I wake him up at 4:00am when my alarm goes off but I might not get out of bed till 6:00. That doesn't count the times he is woken up when I roll over all night or push him for snoring.
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  • efgallardayefgallarday member
    agsgrrl said:

    I eat like its my last meal, whine about how uncomfortable I am then proceed to fart like a trumpet all night long.

    This is me. Only add wallowing on the couch like a beached whale for long periods of time
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  • rshamosrshamos member
    They were out of deli bagels at the grocery store this morning, so MH bought blueberry muffins. I made him go back and buy pre-packaged bagels. He didn't even blink, he just went. I'm a jerk.

    I snore and fart like crazy all night long. MH just lightly jokes about it if I bring it up.

    I have been freaking out about not have Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving (I'm due 12/6). MH spent two hours with me yesterday picking out new ornaments. Not a single complaint. Did I mention he is Jewish?

    I know that I'm the one that sucks right now. I tell him how lucky I am and he just rubs my belly and says that I am carrying precious cargo right now. It makes me feel worse!
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  • allitor12allitor12 member
    ... I pretend not to here dd2 in the middle of the night so he has to get up with her

    ...when I get up from bed I make an absolute production of how my hips hurt and I feel 90

    ...I refuse to have sex until after the baby is born

    ...I snore SO LOUD right now he has moved as far from me as possible some nights.

    ...I wake him up at 5am for false alarm bh that I've been counting for hours but as soon as I tell him I'm calling the ob they dissipate

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  • QueenOfSpades622QueenOfSpades622 member
    I come home from work and sit on the couch and get mad if I have to wait more than an hour for dinner. My DH is amazing and does 90% of the cooking.
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  • ajrichards8889ajrichards8889 member
    I have not put out for him in almost 2 months . he does not even complain and states that there will be no sexy timw until bc is back in place and i am healed. I complain amd whine all the time and he puts up with it. I make crazy lists and he helps no matter what.

    I am so lucky my husband is awesome.
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  • Shortstack06Shortstack06 member
    I am going to be the biggest bitch here ( at least it will seem that way to everyone here). I still sleep through the night, haven't had back pains yet, nothing is swollen, still have sex at least once a week, and I haven't had cravings. I am slightly tired but I rarely complain to my husband about that. The last time I complained to him was because the baby is bruising me from kicking/moving hard, not much he can do for help on that. He tried to buy me clothes last night, but I couldn't see spending money on it.
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    misskilljoy said:


    Shortstack06 said:

    I am going to be the biggest bitch here ( at least it will seem that way to everyone here). I still sleep through the night, haven't had back pains yet, nothing is swollen, still have sex at least once a week, and I haven't had cravings. I am slightly tired but I rarely complain to my husband about that. The last time I complained to him was because the baby is bruising me from kicking/moving hard, not much he can do for help on that. He tried to buy me clothes last night, but I couldn't see spending money on it.

    If I were you, I'd be paranoid that the other shoe was going to drop once the baby arrives. ;)

    I was having the easiest pregnancy EVER until partway through second trimester when everything went crazy, and I thought, "Oh god I'm going to have a really difficult baby, aren't I?"


    I am anticipating a hell of a delivery. I am generally saving all of my complaints, can you do this, and I need helps for after this. The small things I haven't blown up because I am paranoid after delivery I am really going to need to cash in.
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  • hollycnhollycn member
    SO has been giving me a back massage every night even after coming home from a long day at work with no complaints.

    And he puts up with my bitching mostly. He did flip out a little bit last night though ^#(^
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  • LinziLoo09LinziLoo09 member
    - I complain. All the time. And DH is super sweet and patient and offers massages and to do relaxation techniques with me instead of telling me to shut the hell up.
    - Standing up from the couch is so difficult that I wait for DH to head to the kitchen and then ask him to do my bidding.
    - I wake up throughout the night with various aches and pains and to pee, and I have a crazy hard time getting back to sleep. I wake DH up to talk to me until I fall asleep, and he doesn't complain one bit. 

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  • LaxMOM44LaxMOM44 member
    I can go F myself because I sure as hell ain't F'ing MH. He doesn't bother me or complain.

    Also he is so incredibly patient with DD and me and both of us are at our peak fussiness. I am constantly cranky and he ignores my ridiculous outbursts and irrational arguments.
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  • JRod13JRod13 member
    - I bitch about how enormous I am and call 2.0 his spawn all the time.
    - I've looked at him square in the face and said "You did this to me."
    - I am lazy as shit. He does 90% of the cleaning and cooking.
    - when he's not working, he's handling DS, and then has to listen to me complain and cry about what a shitty mom I am.
    - we haven't had sex in a really really long time.
    - My vag looks like something out of National Geographic.
    - He gets kicked out of bed at least 3 or 4 nights a week because I can't get comrfotable without having the entire bed to wallow in.

    I honestly don't know how he's putting up with me at this point.
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  • adoringangeldmbadoringangeldmb member
    -I complain constantly of my woes with the pains, aches, and not having the energy to do anything.
    -I ask DH to rub my feet, my back, my legs.... basically anywhere on my body because I can't get comfortable at all lately.
    -When I get into my needy fits and DH isn't understanding of my pregnancy woes, we argue then I cry then he becomes a dick then it just keeps cycling on until we cave in to each other.
    -I admit I am a pretty needy person when it comes to my DH in general but with being pregnant I'm more crazy and emotionally hormonal than ever before. I do feel for him.
    -I want to have sex more but where the hell do you get the energy to even do that much anymore?!
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  • 2JEL2JEL member
    edited November 2014
    efgallarday said:
    This is me. Only add wallowing on the couch like a beached whale for long periods of time
    This.  Wallowing on the couch like a beached whale (I generally say Jabba the Hutt) is how I spend the majority of my time.

    DH is afraid to finish anything in the kitchen because of the number of times I may or may not have overreacted to the last bagel, trail mix, banana, etc. disappearing from the kitchen when I was hungry.

    I've also increasingly started relying on DH putting on my compression socks before he leaves for work in the a.m. and peeling them off in the evening before bed-- and complaining if they aren't on straight.

    At least a few times a week I complain about how large and disgusting I look or feel-- there is almost certainly no right answer, but DH tries valiantly to convince me I look as attractive as ever.

    Mostly though, I've completely refused to acknowledge the existence of anything below about knee height level, so DH often comes home to a floor strewn with some combination of vitamins, pens, melted ice, clothes, and a list of things I'd like him to pick up for me.


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  • octavia93octavia93 member
    Craving ice is a symptom of low iron which is essential for baby. I would get checked out!
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  • octavia93octavia93 member
    After reading all these comments I feel like the best wife ever having the easiest pregnancy :) still have lots of energy and do all the cooking and cleaning, can't complain about a thing and have an active sex life.
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  • BrainCellSupBrainCellSup member
    I constantly give DH grief about behavior that I turn around and engage in myself. Hypocrisy for the win!

    I also bug him about how badly I feel after I yell or snap at him, he says it's ok and is lovely and understanding, and then five seconds later I'm reminding him that I'm pregnant and I shouldn't have to apologize.
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  • Shortstack06Shortstack06 member
    octavia93 said:
    After reading all these comments I feel like the best wife ever having the easiest pregnancy :) still have lots of energy and do all the cooking and cleaning, can't complain about a thing and have an active sex life.

    I at least I said I would be considered a bitch!
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  • leoandethansmomleoandethansmom member
    octavia93 said:
    After reading all these comments I feel like the best wife ever having the easiest pregnancy :) still have lots of energy and do all the cooking and cleaning, can't complain about a thing and have an active sex life.
    Ok. Who are you again?

     

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  • LaxMOM44LaxMOM44 member
    edited November 2014
    misskilljoy said:


    octavia93 said:

    Craving ice is a symptom of low iron which is essential for baby. I would get checked out!

    How have we all missed this gem?

    QBF
    This shit again?
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    octavia93 said:
    After reading all these comments I feel like the best wife ever having the easiest pregnancy :) still have lots of energy and do all the cooking and cleaning, can't complain about a thing and have an active sex life.
    In my dreams. Good luck to you after LO is born. 


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  • BayCampBayCamp member
    I'm with @leosmom25‌ I've been way to easy on him. He works like 60 hours a week to my 30 hour weeks so I always feel bad bitching. He's learned not to give me crap though when I'm slacking on housework. He jokingly did it once and I think I made him fear for his life.
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