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Into+the+Kitty · November 2014

Post your most flameful confessions here.

Into+the+Kitty · November 2014

If it was warm enough to go to the grocery store in my underwear I would seriously be considering it today.

bumpuser9353653 · November 2014

I really had to pee yesterday and the only open stall had a reddish smear on the seat (it was clearly a half-assed attempt of cleaning it up) :-& I hovered and a few sprinkles got on the seat.
Confession: I did not wipe it up b/c I was not about to risk touching the red stuff.

JEPES1348 · November 2014

lbs2012 said:

I have a 'friend' I really don't like but her life is full of drama and I find it entertaining. She's a good deal older than me and makes really bad decisions. It used to drive me nuts but now I find it interesting to watch. All of her friends gently warn and guide her to better decisions but she ignores everybody.

I have this same kind of friend. Total train wreck, but it's not my life. She also gives nothing back in the way of friendship or emotional support, but I don't even care. She's one of my college roommates, so I don't see her that often.

unaveragejane · November 2014

I don't love CJ's Butter. Can we still be friends, @TJ1979‌?

Mandmeesh · November 2014

I have one...but it's pretty embarrassing. And I could lose some friends

Into+the+Kitty · November 2014

Mandmeesh said:

I have one...but it's pretty embarrassing. And I could lose some friends

Ok you can't say this and not spill it.

stoneycakes · November 2014

Mandmeesh said:
I have one...but it's pretty embarrassing. And I could lose some friends

I'll still be your friend.

Kelly11235 · November 2014

stringy813 said:

I hate my tots bots right now.

I hate our swaddlebees simplex right now, and am *this* close to giving one of them away and putting the rest in the closet (aka bad diaper jail).

flummadiddle85 · November 2014

unaveragejane said:

I don't love CJ's Butter. Can we still be friends, @TJ1979‌?

I'm pretty sure I've been using CJs more on my hands than the boys' butts. It helps so much for dry hands.

Kelly11235 · November 2014

stringy813 said:

Kelly11235 said:

stringy813 said:

I hate my tots bots right now.

I hate our swaddlebees simplex right now, and am *this* close to giving one of them away and putting the rest in the closet (aka bad diaper jail).

Trade?

I may do that, I'm just not sure I want to yet.

I really liked them up until the last month or so. I'm hoping my kid will grow back into them.

But my least favorite print is a favorite print of someone else, so I'm thinking about seeing if she'd like it.... (gods that sounds cryptic lol)

PipSqueak0313 · November 2014

flummadiddle85 said:

unaveragejane said:

I don't love CJ's Butter. Can we still be friends, @TJ1979‌?

I'm pretty sure I've been using CJs more on my hands than the boys' butts. It helps so much for dry hands.

I rubbed some on my hands a couple days ago since they were dry and catching on the fibers of my flats when I was trying to fold them....worked well enough to get the flats folded. My confession: I saw this thread and was about to say it's not Friday yet......then I remembered that yes it is.

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Mandmeesh · November 2014

We successfully completed sexathon night #4 last night. Not always full sex but some kind of intimate time together.

Ya know how sometimes you cough or something after taking a drink and you can taste/feel it in your nose??

Yeah. Totally went down on mh last night, turned my head and then could feel semen in my nose

Totally sexy and romantic. Lol

bumpuser9353653 · November 2014

My mom thinks R said "Relms" when she would try to say "Grams" early on (before she got the G sound down) and now calls herself Relms.
It was half way cute when R was just starting to learn to say Grams, but now my mom seems to have adopted it as her name. And I hate it. It's not cute. It sounds dumb. I just hope R doesn't pick up on it and continues to say Grams.

Mandmeesh · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

Mandmeesh said:
We successfully completed sexathon night #4 last night. Not always full sex but some kind of intimate time together.

Ya know how sometimes you cough or something after taking a drink and you can taste/feel it in your nose??

Yeah. Totally went down on mh last night, turned my head and then could feel semen in my nose

Totally sexy and romantic. Lol
Barf.

I know. Me too. Llol

Nvywife · November 2014

I'm feeling like a jerk because I planned out our Christmas budget. I do this every year because I'm cheap and only spend what we can set aside, no charging anything. DS sat down and made his Christmas list and then asked if we were going to send santa a letter for Lilly who isn't due to arrive until Mid Feb. when I said no Santa only brings things for children who have been good all year he demanded his sister is good and Santa will know that. So is it enough to just get Lilly a stocking with little things we already need to purchase her? Or do I get a toy or two for under the tree?

bumpuser9353653 · November 2014

@Nvywife‌ I think it's sweet that big bro is looking out for his little sis! :-)

And I think a stocking is plenty. If you think he'll be upset about no present for her under the tree, maybe get a little blanket or stuffed bear for her. Something you'd get anyway that won't fit in a stocking.

abby8279 · November 2014

So I went from pregnant to nursing. Then nursing while pregnant again. Then back to nursing, without any breaks in between. After I am done nursing and have my body back, I want to get drunk. I will probably regret it the next morning. But I want to do it because I can. Seriously, one big sloppy night out where I don't have to worry about anything.

stoneycakes · November 2014

Meesh, what's the confesh you could lose friends over? Because it's clearly not what you just confessed. Unless any of them were eating a beautiful meal at the time they read it. Then maybe.

bumpuser9353653 · November 2014

abby8279 said:
So I went from pregnant to nursing. Then nursing while pregnant again. Then back to nursing, without any breaks in between. After I am done nursing and have my body back, I want to get drunk. I will probably regret it the next morning. But I want to do it because I can. Seriously, one big sloppy night out where I don't have to worry about anything.

Yes!

unaveragejane · November 2014

@Mandmeesh‌, just FYI, that's not the way babies are made.

TJ1979 · November 2014

@unaveragejane‌ Nope.

@Mandmeesh‌ Ew! And fess up!

My confession: I mutilated my child today.

redrockmama · November 2014

We are finally going to buy the wood to make our dining room table tomorrow morning!!! I'm so excited that I'm calling around to find the best place to buy instead of working.

Into+the+Kitty · November 2014

lbs2012 said:

Mapleme said:

stoneycakes said:

Meesh, what's the confesh you could lose friends over? Because it's clearly not what you just confessed. Unless any of them were eating a beautiful meal at the time they read it. Then maybe.

Maybe her 30 day sexathon is with all of our husbands. She would probably lose friends over that

I don't know about this...there was a time I was so tired and DH was sooo whiny that I wouldn't have minded if he found some on the side.

So not this. If J ever cheated on me, he's lose his dick and whoever he happened to cheat with would probably find it permanently lodged in her throat.

So I other words I guess I confess to being insanely jealous.

Mandmeesh · November 2014

unaveragejane said:
@Mandmeesh‌, just FYI, that's not the way babies are made.

Are you sure????

Mandmeesh · November 2014

You're welcome @stringy813‌ lol

I have to say...it wasn't my finest moment

TJ1979 · November 2014

@missmimsyy‌ Gun. She did so well!

candlequeen · November 2014

Ok i have two confessions. First off, I don't understand hookah or vaping. i don't give a shit if I lose frIends, it's nasty and makes people look trashy.
Second, I hate when people dress their little baby girls like sluts. For example, halter tops and mini skirts just bc your little girl has no boobs then it's ok? I saw a pic of a baby in a Marie flip and there were sea shells where her nipples are. Seriously? I'm over that shit. My co worker sent her little girl to pre school in a cupcake printed halter that was so low in the back she looked naked and her ribs were showing. She asked if I liked it and she was shocked at my opinion and told me Harper was going to hate me when she grows up and I'm so strict that she'll probably hide clothes from me when she's a teen. WTF?

Into+the+Kitty · November 2014

candlequeen said:

Ok i have two confessions. First off, I don't understand hookah or vaping. i don't give a shit if I lose frIends, it's nasty and makes people look trashy. Second, I hate when people dress their little baby girls like sluts. For example, halter tops and mini skirts just bc your little girl has no boobs then it's ok? I saw a pic of a baby in a Marie flip and there were sea shells where her nipples are. Seriously? I'm over that shit. My co worker sent her little girl to pre school in a cupcake printed halter that was so low in the back she looked naked and her ribs were showing. She asked if I liked it and she was shocked at my opinion and told me Harper was going to hate me when she grows up and I'm so strict that she'll probably hide clothes from me when she's a teen. WTF?

I'm absolutely all for not sexualizing babies and children, but slut shaming isn't cool either.

sarenu1 · November 2014

I'm going to start weaning.

I've been so sick the last few weeks and last night I didn't get any sleep. I think I'm getting hit with both kids colds.

I broke down today and took some medicine. I'll most likely dry up, but I can't take this anymore.

Mandmeesh · November 2014

sarenu1 said:
I'm going to start weaning.

I've been so sick the last few weeks and last night I didn't get any sleep. I think I'm getting hit with both kids colds.

I broke down today and took some medicine. I'll most likely dry up, but I can't take this anymore.

(((hugs))) I'm so sorry you're so sick and sleep deprived

I hope you feel better soon

sarenu1 · November 2014

Mandmeesh said:

sarenu1 said:
I'm going to start weaning.

I've been so sick the last few weeks and last night I didn't get any sleep. I think I'm getting hit with both kids colds.

I broke down today and took some medicine. I'll most likely dry up, but I can't take this anymore.
(((hugs))) I'm so sorry you're so sick and sleep deprived

I hope you feel better soon

I slept from 7 to 12 today. So at least that happened.

And the sinus mess are kicking in.

nanabanana06 · November 2014

TJ she's so stinkin cute! Also, where did you get the fox onesie? My cousins theme is foxes and I'm collecting all things baby with foxes for her.

nanabanana06 · November 2014

Oh, my confession is that we gave Cade his birthday present today. It's a month and half early, but who cares. He's going through a phase and we hope it helps. It's also a tablet. So parental winning.

candlequeen · November 2014

Into+the+Kitty said:

candlequeen said:

Ok i have two confessions. First off, I don't understand hookah or vaping. i don't give a shit if I lose frIends, it's nasty and makes people look trashy.
Second, I hate when people dress their little baby girls like sluts. For example, halter tops and mini skirts just bc your little girl has no boobs then it's ok? I saw a pic of a baby in a Marie flip and there were sea shells where her nipples are. Seriously? I'm over that shit. My co worker sent her little girl to pre school in a cupcake printed halter that was so low in the back she looked naked and her ribs were showing. She asked if I liked it and she was shocked at my opinion and told me Harper was going to hate me when she grows up and I'm so strict that she'll probably hide clothes from me when she's a teen. WTF?

I'm absolutely all for not sexualizing babies and children, but slut shaming isn't cool either.

Sorry if it came out the wrong way. I was upset when she said Harper would hate me bc i won't let her dress sexy.

candlequeen · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:
I don't get the hookah thing either. It makes me feel like I'm in high school when people talk about it. Or maybe college.

is it just flavored tobacco or what?

Kelly11235 · November 2014

I'd much rather have someone vaping near me than smoking near me.

Actually I'd prefer they did neither, but if I had to chose...

Am I the only person that thinks the fancy ecigs look like Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver?

nanabanana06 · November 2014

I don't get the hookah thing, and this is coming from someone who does those types of things. Vaping is kind of a weird one. I get it, but I agree that it looks a bit trashy. I love that many people have been able to use it to quit smoking. I know I relied heavily on my ecig after Cade was born to keep me from starting again and know many people who use no nicotine juice to do the same thing. However, it does look trashy.

This only pertains to the eJuice vapers, not vaporizers one would use for say.... pot. Those ones I get because it is better than smoking it. However, different tangent all together.

Mandmeesh · November 2014

I still don't know what BFP stands for

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