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I wish someone would have told me...

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  • AlygohomeAlygohome member
    CrazyCornball said:

    And Night Moose is still killing me.


    I keep imagining a moose roaming the lands all night....to the tune of Night Moose.
    Yeah I totally thought he was chasing some mythical night moose through the forest. And when he says front page driving news I thought it was because he was chasing this moose in his truck. Whateves. I like my version better anyways.
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  • AngeldcfAngeldcf member
    HerHighness said:
    I wish someone would have told me that after you give birth the beat the hell out of your stomach to get everything out. It hurt like hell and i had no idea it was going to happen.
    And it's called "fundal massage."  Such a nice, misleading term.
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  • Cookie0875Cookie0875 member
    CrazyCornball said:
    foxslaw said:
    @foxslaw - really?  Is that in church or just anywhere?  If I'm getting side eye'd I'm oblivious.
    To be fair, I wear HIGH heels. They aren't kitten heels or anything. It's just been a couple times, but mostly comments from family members about how it's unsafe. Usually I'm just out & about.
    I will wear heels until I'm physically unable to shove my swollen feet in them! We also don't have snow here, which helps. 
    I will also wear heels until I'm physically unable.  I had someone say I was crazy today for wearing wedges!  Ummm, have you seen my Jessica Simpson heels I normally wear?  I LOVE her shoes, they're so very comfy.


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  • Cookie0875Cookie0875 member
    wirtlehm said:

    There's always the famous:

    "Revved up like a deuce" line...

    "Bad moon on the rise" line...

    and

    "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky" line...

    So, I might be singing these lyrics wrong.  Good thing I'm typically with DH or alone in my car when I sing.


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  • mylazyponymylazypony member
    As a kid I use to sing.. "Owner of a lonely horse."

    I learned in my teens it actually is.. "Owner of lonely heart.."

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  • Smyers2girlsSmyers2girls member
    Angeldcf said:


    HerHighness said:

    I wish someone would have told me that after you give birth the beat the hell out of your stomach to get everything out. It hurt like hell and i had no idea it was going to happen.

    And it's called "fundal massage."  Such a nice, misleading term.


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    And this part REALLY sucks if you have a c section!!
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  • crispywheatscrispywheats member
    I wish someone would've told me the search bar for the mobile version of TB was down at the bottom and not at the top like it is pretty much everywhere else.
    Somehow, I missed it for a while and kept grabbing my laptop anytime I wanted to search the boards. b-(
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  • bhjones1980bhjones1980 member
    CrazyCornball said:
    And Night Moose is still killing me.

    I keep imagining a moose roaming the lands all night....to the tune of Night Moose.
    me too... and I keep singing the tune now with those words..

    and this

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    That drinking Ricky Bobby's for my 21st birthday party would lead to thinking wine pong is a good idea. And bruises. Big bruises. 

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  • chicagojackiechicagojackie member

    That pushing out the shoulders is just as traumatic as pushing out the head.

    That the lyric to tiny dancer is NOT "hold me closer Tony Danza"

    That it's okay to listen to the 90's on 9 everyday on Sirius xm (You know you had cracked rear view and crazysexycool, admit it and recognize)


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    @chickenonsunday lithium? or coffeehouse rock?
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  • twinklymamatwinklymama member
    ChickenOnSunday said:


    chicagojackie said:

    That pushing out the shoulders is just as traumatic as pushing out the head.

    That the lyric to tiny dancer is NOT "hold me closer Tony Danza"

    That it's okay to listen to the 90's on 9 everyday on Sirius xm (You know you had cracked rear view and crazysexycool, admit it and recognize)



    Programed station #1 is 80's on 8
    Pragramed station #2 is 90's on 9
    Programed station #3 is the Pearl Jam/Nirvana-esk station that I can't remember the name of.
    #4 - #6 rarely get played because I'm always jamming to #1 - #3


    Yes! My two are 80's and 90's!! I KNEW this board was awesome!
    (And now I've dated myself).
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  • lorifromwilorifromwi member
    lizzybean said:
    HerHighness said:
    I wish someone would have told me that after you give birth the beat the hell out of your stomach to get everything out. It hurt like hell and i had no idea it was going to happen.
    YES!!! @HerHighness that part of my delivery was worse than the baby actually coming out! It hurt soo bad I actually kicked the nurse in the head. I couldn't help it... it hurt so fucking much.
    Yay (sarcasm) another fun thing to look forward to...almost wish I didn't know it was coming!

     

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  • maltwin1maltwin1 member
    lorifromwi said:


    lizzybean said:


    HerHighness said:

    I wish someone would have told me that after you give birth the beat the hell out of your stomach to get everything out. It hurt like hell and i had no idea it was going to happen.

    YES!!! @HerHighness that part of my delivery was worse than the baby actually coming out! It hurt soo bad I actually kicked the nurse in the head. I couldn't help it... it hurt so fucking much.

    Yay (sarcasm) another fun thing to look forward to...almost wish I didn't know it was coming!


    I don't know if I've blocked it out or if it doesn't happen every time, but I have no memory of this! I'm a little scared now that I'll be looking for it.
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  • HerHighnessHerHighness member
    lorifromwi said:
    lizzybean said:
    HerHighness said:
    I wish someone would have told me that after you give birth the beat the hell out of your stomach to get everything out. It hurt like hell and i had no idea it was going to happen.
    YES!!! @HerHighness that part of my delivery was worse than the baby actually coming out! It hurt soo bad I actually kicked the nurse in the head. I couldn't help it... it hurt so fucking much.
    Yay (sarcasm) another fun thing to look forward to...almost wish I didn't know it was coming!

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