I dont't care at all, if i wanted to go back too school i would thank you ladies, obviously yall have something stuck up your ass today! Keep it coming....
I dont't care at all, if i wanted to go back too school i would thank you ladies, obviously yall have something stuck up your ass today! Keep it coming....
I dont't care at all, if i wanted to go back too school i would thank you ladies, obviously yall have something stuck up your ass today! Keep it coming....
Pretty sure you're the one with a stick up her ass.
To bring it back to what this thread was about, It has been awhile since I shaved. I don't plan on shaving anytime soon, though I would like to shave before giving birth cause I don't want all that blood and crap stuck to my hair. Gross. I feel like it would be easier to keep clean if I shave although I always get itchy as the hair grows back in so then I'd be dealing with pain and an itchy vagina. We'll see if it's even possible.
It's kind of creepy to me that people shave for their Dr.
I don't need to impress her and I really don't give a shit about her opinion on my body hair.
I mean, if your aim is to make an impression on your OB, go for it, I guess.
It is kind of creepy.
I would love to see the look on my doctor's face if I hoisted my big pregnant ass on the table, opened my legs and said "I shaved just for you, Doc. Enjoy the view!"
Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
I did a hack and shaved standing up before my bathroom mirror. took a shower, came out, and rinsing my razor in the sink was able to get all the itchy bits and even the lips without a nick. feels ok, not the closest shave but looks better. did jump back in to rinse off.
only downside was standing naked before the big mirror and harsh lights lol
Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
Lol. It offended you!? I think someone forgot to pull on her BGPs this morning.
Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
So....one person who you can't figure out...made you say that we all have something up our asses.
The question I asked (to OP) was never answered. I am pregnant, hormonal, and overtired due to insomnia. So I have a right (and excuse) to be offended...correct?
It's kind of creepy to me that people shave for their Dr.
I don't need to impress her and I really don't give a shit about her opinion on my body hair.
I mean, if your aim is to make an impression on your OB, go for it, I guess.
It is kind of creepy.
I would love to see the look on my doctor's face if I hoisted my big pregnant ass on the table, opened my legs and said "I shaved just for you, Doc. Enjoy the view!"
My first appointment after I got my ankle tattoo, my old OB commented on it. I said, "I thought you might like something different to look at." She guffawed.
It's kind of creepy to me that people shave for their Dr.
I don't need to impress her and I really don't give a shit about her opinion on my body hair.
I mean, if your aim is to make an impression on your OB, go for it, I guess.
It is kind of creepy.
I would love to see the look on my doctor's face if I hoisted my big pregnant ass on the table, opened my legs and said "I shaved just for you, Doc. Enjoy the view!"
My first appointment after I got my ankle tattoo, my old OB commented on it. I said, "I thought you might like something different to look at." She guffawed.
FIrst, I also find it weird that people shave "for" their OB. They really do not care. I actually used to be casual friends with a gyno and I did ask her once if they ever noticed such things. She said in all honesty, being human, OB's will sometimes privately judge people, but it's usually more for bad hygiene than body hair (like, don't go for a pap smear straight from the gym without showering, because eww, you stink). And yes, they've seen it ALL when it comes to bushes, from gigantic 70's style pelts to completely shaved down, and they really don't care.
Second, on the tattoo front, one of the OB's in my office is a very kind and sweet 60-something man. The first time I saw him with DS and he went to listen for the heartbeat, he noticed my tattoo and was like "is that....do you have a tattoo of a bottle of honey?" He was so confused, it was cute. But yes, I do, it's a "honey bear" because that's what I call DH. Heh!
TWO Babies in 2014! DS #1 Born 01/07/2014, DS #2 Born 12/17/2014
Wow. apparently I do live under a rock, because I genuinely am surprised to hear that bare is "in". I wasn't aware this was the new aesthetic. I guess I don't really watch much - well, any - porn. Not that I'm opposed to it, it's just not something I've done in the past 10 years.
Something to consider, I suppose. might give my husband a thrill (or at least a surprise.) But decidedly not at the moment.
edit: i originally wrote "past year" which is funny. I haven't seen a porn video since at least college. why I wrote that I have no idea.
The last year? This has been a thing for more like a decade.
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Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
It took me a minute but I think you mean etc. not ex. Stands for "et cetera."
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Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
Sure, sure, blame @ColeyCannoli. It's not her fault this comes up often!
It's always my fault. I'm secretly keeping a chart of everyone's vag grooming habits
In memory of the baby Hufflepuff and all the angel babies of D14
Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
Sure, sure, blame @ColeyCannoli. It's not her fault this comes up often!
It's always my fault. I'm secretly keeping a chart of everyone's vag grooming habits
Sorry i confused people the post i cant find either, but it was about how many times we were going to talk about this topic ex it offended me little,but i think its my hormones lol i thought i was a good topic and funny!
Sure, sure, blame @ColeyCannoli. It's not her fault this comes up often!
It's always my fault. I'm secretly keeping a chart of everyone's vag grooming habits
I feel a little out of the loop (possibly because I'm old) but in all these threads I read about shaving I'm starting to get the impression that it's the new normal to shave.....alllll the hairs in the vaginal area. Is that what people do now? I mean, I shave the parts that would make you look unkempt in a bathing suit (like, the parts on your legs and that you can see in normal underwear) and... that's it. I was under the impression that is what one is supposed to shave in one's genital area. .is that not what most people do? I am confused about why anyone would be shaving lips.
I'm with you @jbc7605--I was thinking exactly the same thing as I read this, and as I did when reading other threads about vag maintenance. Then I got distracted by the total incoherence of the op.
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I get mine waxed and am on a waxing schedule leading up to EDD. It may not be perfect sine some bits are getting hard to reach but I'm hoping it will be acceptable.
33 weeks & expecting twins! Down under is out of almost out of reach, legs im going to give up on very soon lol Its exhausting work being a attractive pregnant women eh? I say we join together and make it a rule we dont have to shave & it has to be considered sexy
Re: Anyony else keeping all natural down there lol
Hahaha! My thoughts exactly!!!
I did a hack and shaved standing up before my bathroom mirror. took a shower, came out, and rinsing my razor in the sink was able to get all the itchy bits and even the lips without a nick. feels ok, not the closest shave but looks better. did jump back in to rinse off.
only downside was standing naked before the big mirror and harsh lights lol
Oh but totally ok...since it is the hormones.
Needs more gifs:
Food
Hot shirtless men
Cats doing funny things.
(If OP can blame hormones can I blame insomnia?)
ETA: just read this whole thread. This cat gif was the only thing that made any sense. Damned if you flame them, damned if you don't.
The question I asked (to OP) was never answered. I am pregnant, hormonal, and overtired due to insomnia. So I have a right (and excuse) to be offended...correct?
Second, on the tattoo front, one of the OB's in my office is a very kind and sweet 60-something man. The first time I saw him with DS and he went to listen for the heartbeat, he noticed my tattoo and was like "is that....do you have a tattoo of a bottle of honey?" He was so confused, it was cute. But yes, I do, it's a "honey bear" because that's what I call DH. Heh!
DS #1 Born 01/07/2014, DS #2 Born 12/17/2014
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I'm not hungry, I'm HUUUNNNNNGGGRRRRRYYYY! NOW!
Dec 2014 Dec Siggy, Free For All
Big E- 2008
Miss M- 2011
Baby Z- 2012
Baby Smoosh, Due Dec 2014
It took me a minute but I think you mean etc. not ex. Stands for "et cetera."
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@ColeyCannoli that seems oddly creepier than @Slaps skin coat collection
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@ColeyCannoli that seems oddly creepier than @Slaps skin coat collection
But is it as creepy as the coffee table bush book? I can't remember who is making it but I know it exists on d14.
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