April 2015 Moms

TMI Tuesday

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  • My co-worker and I were bent over, looking down a hatch today and without warning, I drooled a big glob of saliva on his shoe. Yep, stood up, looked him in the eye like nothing happened and walked away. Must have been a giant rain drop. :\">
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  • And all the posts about the pee, that's how I knew I was pregnant because my pee stunk so bad. Thankfully for me it doesn't anymore.
  • The facial hair is awful. As if it wasn't bad enough pre-pregnancy, not it's a million times worse. Not to mention the fact that I've burnt the heck out of my chin trying to use Nair which I'm sure is loaded with chemicals and terrible for you but who wants a beard?! Seriously.
  • angi3o said:
    Not even halfway through pregnancy and I've peed myself more than once...
    Girl I have peed myself probably at least once every other day for the past week. Puking, sneezing, blowing my nose have all caused leakage. This never happened with my first pregnancy but I guess that whole squeezing a person out of your vag laxes those muscles more than I guess I wanted to believe.

    I am seriously about to invest in some incontinence liners. Except I'm going to order them online and have them shipped to me so I don't get judgey looks from the teenagers working the checkout at the drugstore.
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  • Somehow at night when I'm sleeping my butt crack gets.... Juicy. Idk if it's anal leakage or sweat or what, don't worry i don't wake up with skid marks or anything, but things are definitely juicy.

  • Swoon13 said:
    This isn't really all that TMI, but I'll share anyway.

    I'm in the process of potty training DS. He'll pee on the toilet but absolutely refuses to poop on it. When he pees, he gets a sticker. I told him he could have a cookie if he poops.

    Last night he barged in on me in the bathroom while I was pooping. He says, "Mommy's peeing on the potty...Mommy gets a sticker" then got all silent and looked around and goes "No sticker. Mommy gets a cookie."

    It was awkward and slightly uncomfortable and now I'm afraid he's going to start telling people that "Mommy pooped on the potty"....because that's what toddlers do.
    But did you get a cookie?
    I did not. But I did treat myself to a doughnut today. I'll consider that my reward.
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    Somehow at night when I'm sleeping my butt crack gets.... Juicy. Idk if it's anal leakage or sweat or what, don't worry i don't wake up with skid marks or anything, but things are definitely juicy.


    I am in the same boat with you on this, but now I don't think I can ever think about the word "juicy" the same way again... No more Juicy Juice boxes in my house!!! Haha

    I kid you not, DH just applied some butt salve on me. It is angry juice, or at the very least irritated juice.
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  • picklesx said:

    This isn't really all that TMI, but I'll share anyway.

    I'm in the process of potty training DS. He'll pee on the toilet but absolutely refuses to poop on it. When he pees, he gets a sticker. I told him he could have a cookie if he poops.

    Last night he barged in on me in the bathroom while I was pooping. He says, "Mommy's peeing on the potty...Mommy gets a sticker" then got all silent and looked around and goes "No sticker. Mommy gets a cookie."

    It was awkward and slightly uncomfortable and now I'm afraid he's going to start telling people that "Mommy pooped on the potty"....because that's what toddlers do.

    Haha I am dying laughing at this right now, made my whole day. Thanks for sharing!
  • So I work in an emergency vet hospital, and I sneeze constantly, every single time I sneeze I pee just enough to be annoyed and embarrassed.
    Hello depends
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