Twatwaffle Tuesday

Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday

• Bee1112 member

  November 2014

  I'm a fucking twatwaffle. One of my BFF's just found out shes pregnant. I cried ugly tears of jealousy. She did ask me if I was ok though so I'm not upset with her. 

  
  

  DH is kind of a twatwaffle. We are getting a kitten and we can not for the life of us agree. I want an all black and he wants black and white. Men!

  
  

  Me: 25 DH: 26

  Married 11/12/11

  BFP 12/17/11

  DS 8/29/12 via C-section

  TFAS 3/2014

  BFP #2 5/25/15 EDD 2/4/2016

  It's a BOY!

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• briannaescplan member

  November 2014

  jeezidunno said:

  My TW today:  Estrace.  Those lovely little blue/green pills have turned my cm a color that is reminiscent of a Turks and Caicos shoreline.... which would be cool, if it weren't in my vag.  I hereby name my lady parts "The Blue Lagoon". 
  
  The good news?  I've never had so much ewcm (ebcm?) in my life.
  
  The bad news?  I'm weirded out about taking advantage of said ewcm, because, well, it's BLUE!
  

  I just let out a huge giggle after reading "egg blue". @jeezidunno sorry to hear about your blue cm. That sounds unsettling.
  

  
  

  TTC # 1 since 11/2013
  Hysteroscopy 10/28/14 - septum removed
  HSG 10/31/14 - All Clear!

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• Bee1112 member

  November 2014

  hobbesgal said:

  I surrender to today.
  
  
  

  Is there room under there for one more?

  
  

  Me: 25 DH: 26

  Married 11/12/11

  BFP 12/17/11

  DS 8/29/12 via C-section

  TFAS 3/2014

  BFP #2 5/25/15 EDD 2/4/2016

  It's a BOY!

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• Bee1112 member

  November 2014

  slappiness said:

  hobbesgal said:

  Bee1112 said:

  hobbesgal said:

  I surrender to today.
  
  
  

  Is there room under there for one more?

  Yes, but you have to bring your own wine.
  

  I'll join you guys as well.  I have plenty of wine for the three of us... and anyone else that wants to join within reason.
  

  I like this idea. A lot.`

  
  

  Me: 25 DH: 26

  Married 11/12/11

  BFP 12/17/11

  DS 8/29/12 via C-section

  TFAS 3/2014

  BFP #2 5/25/15 EDD 2/4/2016

  It's a BOY!

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• southernpeach89 member

  November 2014

  Our vehicles are Twatwaffles! My H's car has blown two tires in the past month so we have had to replace both of them. My car's tires are just old so I had to pay money out the whazzoo today to get 4 new tires on my 4runner. I wish I could just fly or teleport myself.

  
  

  Love: April 2012
  

  Married: November 23, 2013

  TTC #1 September 2014

  **BFP January 12th 2015  EDD September 22nd 2015**

  

  
  

  
  

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• reginaphilangee member

  November 2014 edited November 2014

  bibliothecary said:

  
  

  Bee1112 said:

  
  

  
  

  slappiness said:

  
  

  
  

  hobbesgal said:

  
  

  
  

  Bee1112 said:

  
  

  
  

  hobbesgal said:

  
  

  I surrender to today.
  
  
  

  
  

  Is there room under there for one more?

  
  

  Yes, but you have to bring your own wine.
  

  
  

  I'll join you guys as well.  I have plenty of wine for the three of us... and anyone else that wants to join within reason.
  
  
  
  I like this idea. A lot.`
  
  
  I'll meet you guys there. I'm bringing bourbon and ice cream.
  
  
  ***mobile bumping***stuck in box
  
  
  @CFearsy‌ and I will bring vodka and peanuts. Cocktail snacks yo. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  
  (Free booze to the person who knows that quote in my last sentence)
  
  Edit: words are hard.

  
  

  
  

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• silverandgray member

  November 2014

  slappiness said:

  
  

  hobbesgal said:

  
  

  I'm eating tacos in my car and keeping an eye on the bud light/ potential piss bottle to see what happens to it. I'm gonna live blog ish.

  
  

  Mmmm Tacos.
  
  
  Now I'm hungry for tacos. I wonder if i can convince DH to stop on the way home from work.

  No longer posting on The Bump due to the appalling misconduct of the staff and of its parent company, the XO Group. Four thousand  active, engaged members do not represent "a few bad apples" and we are not trolls.

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• divinemsbee member

  November 2014

  slappiness said:

  reginaphilangee said:

  CFearsy‌ and I will bring vodka and peanuts. Cocktail snacks yo. We're gonna need a bigger boat. (Free booze the the person who knows that quote in my last sentence)

  
  
  YAY FREE BOOZE!
  

  My grocery store's Thanksgiving/Holiday ads this year feature a giant cooked turkey with the line "We're going to need a bigger gravy boat' beneath it. It made me giggle far more than was necessary.
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

  TTC #1 since 11/2012
  Me-31, H-27
  **Loss 1-Cycle 7(June 2013) at 5w6d-CP**Loss 2-Cycle 11(October 2013) at 5w4d-CP**
  **Loss 3-Cycle 14 (January-February 2014)-M/C dx 2/10, EP dx 2/24, MTX 2/25**
  Beta Hell--hCG finally down to 0 - 6/20/14
  SA normal. Genetic testing normal. Hormonal testing normal.
  HSG 6/30/14 - found blocked left tube and 2 'bubbles' on uterine wall.
  Hysteroscopy/Lap--8/4/14 - Tubes unblocked. Polyps removed from uterine wall. Septum removed.
   9/30/14--Off the bench! Unmedicated TI through December 2014
  BFP 12/14/14!!! Beta #1, 12/16: 990 Beta #2, 12/18: Over 2000! Beta #3, 12/22: over 8000!
   U/S #1, 12/23: gestational sac, possible heartbeat
  U/S #2, 12/30: HEARTBEAT! 128bpm, measuring right on at 7w EDD: 8/19/2015
  U/S #3, 1/9: BPM in the 180s, IT'S HAPPENING!!!
  

  

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• llw42614 member

  November 2014

  CFearsy said:

  @hobbesgal‌, I saw that beer picture, thought it was a gif, and stared at it for entirely too long before I scrolled down to see that it actually is outside the library. Fun times. And I'm legit LOLing at the #livebeerbottlefeed
  
  @reginaphilangee‌, I will bring ALL the vodka if you'll bring the mixers and those cute umbrella things for our glasses.
  
  Get a bigger boat, guise! Fearsy is coming too!!!

  What if I bring the boat?!?!

  

  *Jan Siggy Challenge--Mean Girls*

  

   

  Married: 4/26/14 - DH "J": 33 - ME: 27 - DS "G": 12/21/09

  TTC #2 since October 2014 - BFP 12/2/2014!! - EDD 8/13/2015!

   

   

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• HippoTooth member

  November 2014

  llw42614 said:

  @hobbesgal‌, I saw that beer picture, thought it was a gif, and stared at it for entirely too long before I scrolled down to see that it actually is outside the library. Fun times. And I'm legit LOLing at the #livebeerbottlefeed @reginaphilangee‌, I will bring ALL the vodka if you'll bring the mixers and those cute umbrella things for our glasses. Get a bigger boat, guise! Fearsy is coming too!!!

  What if I bring the boat?!?!

  I'm coming too.  I'll bring Halloween candy and my iPad so we can live blog everything to the rest of the world. 

  
  

  Also, I will bring 2 mason jars full of homemade whiskey.  I've been afraid to try it, but this seems like a perfect opportunity.

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• reginaphilangee member

  November 2014

  slappiness said:

  reginaphilangee said:

  CFearsy‌ and I will bring vodka and peanuts. Cocktail snacks yo. We're gonna need a bigger boat. (Free booze the the person who knows that quote in my last sentence)

  
  
  YAY FREE BOOZE!
  

  Soulmate!? All the booze for slappy

  
  

  
  

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• DaikokuJess member

  November 2014

  I'm super late, but...
  
  @LindsRockies‌ Good luck on your trip. My H hates to fly too but finds it's better if he's had a couple drinks. I know that doesn't work for anyone, but thought I'd mention it.
  
  Today's vote for twatwaffle goes to the parent who "forgot" to pick her kids up from sports practice, leaving me to watch over them for 45 min until she finally arrived. Also made me late for our annual Election Day viewing party. H had already started drinking and the popcorn was gone by the time I got home.

  
  

  ME: 33  H: 32
  TTC Since 6/2013   Early Loss: 9/2013   MFI Diagnosis: 12/2014

  
  
  
  
  

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• nandaboob06 member

  November 2014

  emilie818 said:

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  Did someone do a dd? @emilie818‌ ...

  Princess- 5yo  

  
  

  MC- 13w 12/14/10

  
  

  Dare Devil- 3yo 

  
  

  MC- 8w 01/18/12 

  
  

  Wheezy and sneezy- 1yo

  
  

  MC- 7w 11/29/13

  
  

  TTC #5 since 7/14

  
  

  CP- 12/27/14 confirmed 12/29/14

  Benched until further notice

  
  

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• MissesFroom member

  November 2014

  I just had to urban dictionary Twatwaffle... I guess it was pretty self-explanatory...
  
  Twatwaffles of the day are my lazy coworkers who are so selfish and never help out the team!
  :-q

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  Love: 2/11/04  Marriage: 5/29/11
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• maggie515 member

  November 2014

  My mum is a twatwaffel today. Well actually yesterday. SHE keeps offering my professional service to people at a free rate. I'm about ready to slap her. I've told her time and time again that free isn't me. I'm in to getting paid for the shit I do.

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