Twatwaffle Tuesday

nandaboob06 · November 2014

Who is being a twatwaffle in your life?

Jags8 · November 2014

My cousin who I've never really met. Got an invitation to her wedding. It's BYOB and it requests "flat gifts only." [-(

I'm not going.

Jags8 · November 2014

CFearsy said:

Jags8 said:
My cousin who I've never really met. Got an invitation to her wedding. It's BYOB and it requests "flat gifts only." [-(

I'm not going.
What the hell is a "flat gift"??

Money

stemi · November 2014

@littleliverpill‌ sorry you are sick! I also hate daylight savings time!

I'm pretty upset with my husband right now. Today is our one month anniversary and he got up at 5 to go hunting. The most upsetting part for me is he just killed a coyote, and he knows how I feel about predator hunting(I really hate it). It just made me cry.

stemi · November 2014

@Jags8‌ ewww, on so many levels...

Jags8 · November 2014

stemi said:
@littleliverpill‌ sorry you are sick! I also hate daylight savings time!

I'm pretty upset with my husband right now. Today is our one month anniversary and he got up at 5 to go hunting. The most upsetting part for me is he just killed a coyote, and he knows how I feel about predator hunting(I really hate it). It just made me cry.

Sorry he isn't there for your anniversary.

I could never hunt, but seriously, coyotes are overpopulated and will kill everything else. So it's a few coyotes, or all the other creatures.

Edit- spelling

Bee1112 · November 2014

Feel better @littleliverpill.

MIL is a twatwaffle. Stop getting pissy at our holiday plans. We can't be everywhere at once. I am already over the holidays.

carolinagirl67 · November 2014

My twatwaffle is my teeth. Which woke me up six times last night. I need to make a dentist appt but I absolutely despise the dentist.

Jags8 · November 2014

hereistreble said:

Jags8 said:

My cousin who I've never really met. Got an invitation to her wedding. It's BYOB and it requests "flat gifts only." [-(

I'm not going.

I would get together everything flat and dumb I could think of. A piece of plywood, some cardboard, construction paper. The bigger the better.

My parents are doing something like that (they talked about getting some flat sheets)!

reginaphilangee · November 2014

feel better @littleliverpill and I lol'ed at puttin the P in the V. get it gurrl

@Jags8 maybe get them a shit ton of "thank-you cards!" I mean, hey, in theory they should need them

@CFearsy dentist appts suck no matter what....but that early!? boooo

I don't have a twatwaffle here yet, but the day is young so I'm sure I'll be back with something.

Jags8 · November 2014

omg @hereistreble‌ the Rascal Flats tee would be hilarious!

elizabetheleven · November 2014

Jags8 said:
My cousin who I've never really met. Got an invitation to her wedding. It's BYOB and it requests "flat gifts only." [-(

I'm not going.

Buy her a box of china then step on it til it's flat.

My ute is a twatwaffle. I had dotted crosshairs on cd17 and they are now gone on cd21. Being irregular is so frustrating.

Side note- I love that my phone now recognizes the word "twatwaffle".

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llw42614 · November 2014

reginaphilangee said:
feel better @littleliverpill and I lol'ed at puttin the P in the V. get it gurrl

@reginaphilangee‌ & @littleliverpill‌ Lmao.. My thoughts exactly!!

Twatwaffle for me today will have to be my bitch of a ute. First real period since I had DS almost 5 years ago.. (IUD after that & then BCP and I had -0- periods.)
I forgot what it was like to snuggle the heating pad so hard you can almost smell your skin burning.
Of course next week I will be calling her nice names and talking dirty to her so she gives me what I want.. But for now she is a twatwaffle!

ETA: Lol autocorrect has some interesting interpretations for "twatwaffle"

pmcd886 · November 2014

The Bump is my twatwaffle. It has still been messing up for me, so annoying. For example, I can not currently go back to the first page of this thread. Anybody else still having problems?

wannallama · November 2014

I have no twatwaffles to currently speak of; however, I wanted to say:

@cfearsy the best part of early morning appointments is that the doctors aren't behind schedule yet so you won't be waiting hours before even being seen!

sister13 · November 2014

hereistreble said:

pmcd886 said:

The Bump is my twatwaffle. It has still been messing up for me, so annoying. For example, I can not currently go back to the first page of this thread. Anybody else still having problems?

This thread is only 1 page.

Lol.

AlliClaire11 · November 2014

My twatwaffle is my kitten. She woke me up super early on my day off by pawing at my eyelid (did not use claws) and wouldn't leave me alone until I sat up. And no, her food dish was not even close to empty.

The older cat is now purring and trying to bite my hand at the same time.

rufus426 · November 2014

Bee1112 said:

Feel better @littleliverpill. MIL is a twatwaffle. Stop getting pissy at our holiday plans. We can't be everywhere at once. I am already over the holidays.

I am right there with you with the MIL We live 4 hours away from her and she is still pissed that we don't come up Christmas day, but DH works for FedEx so he is working Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. We saw my MIL this weekend and she was already talking about how we need to come up the weekend after Christmas. This is when my best friend is having her baby shower. She doesn't want us to come up the weekend before because she won't have my niece that weekend, but all she has to do is call her father and ask to switch weekends to make it work. She won't just so she has something else to hate me for.

pmcd886 · November 2014

hereistreble said:

pmcd886 said:

The Bump is my twatwaffle. It has still been messing up for me, so annoying. For example, I can not currently go back to the first page of this thread. Anybody else still having problems?

This thread is only 1 page.

Bahah Count me as a twatwaffle then. On my page it showed one and two, but wouldn't let me click on either one.

smash928 · November 2014

I'm the twatwaffle. I managed to lock my keys in my car last night but didn't realize until this morning, at which point I quickly realized my spare key was also in there. DH was able to get it open with a hanger and and I'll only be a little late to work.

MrsC0617 · November 2014

My coworker, for creating unnecessary drama. Work is tough enough without her constantly bitching and stirring the pot.

cabgirl · November 2014

@missdaisy925: Sounds a lot like my 14 year old step-daughter! She's fixated on Tumblr and painfully attached to her phone.

DH's ex-wife is queen of the twatwaffles. Just as we were going to bed last night (and getting ready to have sex, since I'm about to O), she blew up both our phones with angry, hostile text messages because I told SD that I didn't have time to drive her and 4 of her friends to the mall today. (It's the ex's day with SD, not ours, and she didn't ask me til 8 o'clock last night. We already had plans, including a visit from a plumber because our toilet is possessed.) We went back and forth for some time, with me trying to be the voice of calm and reason and her getting increasingly angry. We finally just put our phones on silent and got busy. But this is the first incident like this, we've only been married 4 months, and I have a feeling I'm getting a glimpse of things to come.

briannaescplan · November 2014

The twatwaffle in my life today is that twatwaffle I post about every week. I share an office with this woman. She is in her 60s and runs her mouth like a 15 year old. She heard me scheduling my blood test to verify that I don't have CMV. Now she is telling multiple people in the office that she is scared she is going to catch my virus. And that I was probably getting tested for it because I am trying to get pregnant.

BITCH. MIND YO' BUSINESS. Seriously, why the fuck do you feel the need to tell random people I have a virus that is highly contagious, which it isn't, and telling random people that I am TTGP????
1. IF I did have it (blood test came back negative) you cant catch it unless we were to makeout, share a drink, a needle, or have sex. SO STOP FREAKIN OUT.
2. Why must you tell people I am TTGP? Even though I am, it is not your business to spread. FUCK OFF LADY.

briannaescplan · November 2014

MrsC0617 said:

My coworker, for creating unnecessary drama. Work is tough enough without her constantly bitching and stirring the pot.

Fuck coworkers like this. I have too many in my office.

Gasbarro2011 · November 2014

My new boss is still my twatwaffle. He is always disappearing for hours on end and there is no way that he is getting his full 8hrs on a daily basis. Now our customer has noticed and commented on his constant absence to me (He skipped a customer meeting entirely last week, by calling in sick and saying that he would join the telecon, but never called, and he was late for a very important customer tour of our facility this morning.) Everyone is constantly asking me where he is and I just want to yell, "How the hell should I know!"

briannaescplan · November 2014

LindsRockies said:

Why are you telling her stuff if she runs her mouth like an idiot teenager?

@LindsRockies -- I know better than to tell her stuff. She overheard me scheduling the appointment bc apparently for an old lady she has super sonic hearing. She assumed I was TTGP by googling CMV - which talks about causing birth defects. And apparently she had another co-worker googles what CMV was.

reginaphilangee · November 2014

(((Hugs)))) @LindsRockies‌

Costa Rica might be my favorite country I've ever been to. I hope your enjoyment of it completely erases any nervousness! :-)

ETA: I looooved the bus ride out from San Jose. The country is unbelievable

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stemi · November 2014

@pmcd886‌ my mobile app is acting all kinds of crazy lately. Very frustrating!

cabgirl · November 2014

@LindsRockies I get super nervous about traveling, too. If the flight isn't long enough for Valium to wear off before the layover, could you ask your doctor for a few Xanax or Ativan? They have shorter half lives. Either way, I'll bet you'll be fine, and the destination will be totally worth the traveling.

Jags8 · November 2014

cstuart07 said:

stemi said:

@littleliverpill‌ sorry you are sick! I also hate daylight savings time!

I'm pretty upset with my husband right now. Today is our one month anniversary and he got up at 5 to go hunting. The most upsetting part for me is he just killed a coyote, and he knows how I feel about predator hunting(I really hate it). It just made me cry.

You still celebrate months? Anniversary by definition is a once a year thing - anno means year. Cut the man some slack. It's not worth it to make yourself upset over the fact that he made plans for the day. It's a lot of pressure to make every single 4th of the month from here to eternity a special event.

I didn't even catch that.

stemi · November 2014

@cstuart07‌
Last night we both got excited about it being our 1st month anniversary. I guess that doesn't mean anything to anybody else, but in our silly minds, we got kinda stoked about it.

It's not about him making plans and doing what he wants to do, it was more the fact that he chose to kill a coyote today.

I realize this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm pretty against predator killing. In fact, I hate hunting, but my husband loves it, so I'm trying to be supportive of the thing he lives to do.

I'm trying to stretch and compromise and be open, but he kinda pushed it today. I'm already over it, but it was upsetting when he first told me.

stemi · November 2014

@Joy2611‌ I realize this probably unpopular on this forum, but I am in general, against hunting because I don't like to see animals harmed-- I became a vegetarian at 11 when my dad took me to a butcher to have a deer processed. Shortly after seeing all the deer carcasses hanging from the rafters(it was kind of shocking) I asked my mom if she had put the deer meat in our spaghetti sauce . She had, but lied to me about it, so from that day on, I decided meat was not for me.
Fast forward to meeting my husband, who is my complete opposite in every way-- he loves hunting of all forms. The kind where you put taxidermied animals over the house.
I can reconcile hunting to obtain clean, healthy, free-range food. I can also understand the need to control an out-of-control deer population. I have a really hard time with killing, and then not ever using the kill. I think predators have an important place in the food chain (naturally keeping in check deer populations, eg)
That may not make sense, but it is a pretty visceral thing for me. Sorry for all the smoothed up words-- my mobile app os failing me!

stemi · November 2014

@Joy2611‌ Yeah, no. Against all hunting, but I guess since I'm married to a hunter, my "line" has been pushed back quite a bit. And in reality, I'm much more pro-hunting, than pro-industrial-meat industry. So predator hunting is kinda my new "line," because it feels wasteful to me.

thewickedfairy · November 2014

The heating/cooling system in my office is a twatwaffle. I'm freezing. Oh and needles, needles are twatwaffles, but at least my flu shot is done for this year.

proudtobeazebra · November 2014

@LindsRockies‌

Quepos is amazing!! If you have tours planned they are so much fun - our favorite was waterfall rappelling. Definitely the coolest and scariest thing I have ever done. The travel is definitely long (I was nervous too), but it is totally worth it!

nandaboob06 · November 2014

thewickedfairy said:
The heating/cooling system in my office is a twatwaffle. I'm freezing. Oh and needles, needles are twatwaffles, but at least my flu shot is done for this year.

Can't you do the flu mist? I personally can't but it seems better than needles.

thewickedfairy · November 2014

nandaboob06 said:

The heating/cooling system in my office is a twatwaffle. I'm freezing. Oh and needles, needles are twatwaffles, but at least my flu shot is done for this year.
Can't you do the flu mist? I personally can't but it seems better than needles.

The liquid sliding down the back of my throat makes me want to vom everywhere. Both suck in their own speshul way, but I'd prefer the shot and deal with my arm being sore instead of a runny nose and throat weirdness for the rest of the day.

nandaboob06 · November 2014

thewickedfairy said:

nandaboob06 said:

The heating/cooling system in my office is a twatwaffle. I'm freezing. Oh and needles, needles are twatwaffles, but at least my flu shot is done for this year.
Can't you do the flu mist? I personally can't but it seems better than needles.

The liquid sliding down the back of my throat makes me want to vom everywhere. Both suck in their own speshul way, but I'd prefer the shot and deal with my arm being sore instead of a runny nose and throat weirdness for the rest of the day.

Makes sense. Boo on the sore arm though.

thewickedfairy · November 2014

nandaboob06 said:

nandaboob06 said:

The heating/cooling system in my office is a twatwaffle. I'm freezing. Oh and needles, needles are twatwaffles, but at least my flu shot is done for this year.
Can't you do the flu mist? I personally can't but it seems better than needles.

The liquid sliding down the back of my throat makes me want to vom everywhere. Both suck in their own speshul way, but I'd prefer the shot and deal with my arm being sore instead of a runny nose and throat weirdness for the rest of the day.
Makes sense. Boo on the sore arm though.

Thanks! It just adds to my soreness from working out this morning.

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