Everyday Changes

mandamoochie · November 2014

@Oem617‌ I'm with ya - It is so awkward to put DS in his crib. Or pick him up out of it for that matter.

And carrying DS up the stairs is considered an olympic event for me anymore, I should do time trials.

lizzybean · November 2014

foxslaw said:

Getting milk out of my work fridge. Knocking over a jug of half & half with my bump. It's just so weird to adjust to having a bigger spatial awareness. I haven't run into and shaving debacles....yet.... you always make me smile. @erobbins09‌

@foxslaw I knocked Ella in the head with my belly the other day when I turned around too fast. Whoops! LOL!

Hernsy · November 2014

I have pretty much all of these issues. Except for the BJ. That's over for the duration.

I have whacked the belly with various doors and drawers.

DH also like to give me a hug then rub his hips (penis) against me as some weird mating call. I call it the hug 'n rub. He tried to hug 'n rub except the rub was an air rub since our hips don't touch while standing - that made me giggle.

acpruchnik · November 2014

sugahcookie01 said:

I'm also literally rolling out of bed. It's weird.

And here is a REALLY unexpected one.

My preferred blow job position is no more. DH lays back on the bed and I lean over him. Uh, now I can't lean down and reach anymore. Oops.

I hate to hear about anyone losing their preferred blow job position but I'm also glad I'm not the only one! There were a few spots I liked to surprise him in with them (under his desk when he's doing homework, when he's doing dishes, waking him up in the morning..) and now I just can't get there cos I can't get comfortable or stand back up without it being an ordeal. It's hard to get the energy up to do it lately, too. We never hit a BJ rut when I was pregnant with DS but I just can't move around like I could last time.

acpruchnik · November 2014

It's gotten hard to have my nighttime snuggles with DS. We usually lie on the couch and watch a movie before he goes to bed but now my belly almost pushes him off the couch. Or he gets mad that brother kicks him when he tries to smash in closer to me. I've already had to give up carrying him around and I'm too tired to chase him around like I used to so I end up feeling really guilty when LO interrupts snuggle-time. I'm so grateful he's been so understanding about it and still wants to cuddle with me!

I'm also having to adjust how I shampoo my clients. I keep bumping my belly on the side of the bowl and I'm afraid I'm going to wind up whacking someone on the side of the head with a punchy baby! Let's hope that when it eventually happens then it's with a regular that will be understanding and laugh it off

)

We went bowling last night and that was the first time I've had to put socks on and tie my shoes during either pregnancy. I practically live in flats and flip-flops year round, pregnant or not, and I'm not brave or coordinated enough to wear my wedges when I'm pregnant. Kudos to you ladies that have to do that on a normal basis cos I know I can't!

acpruchnik · November 2014

nomnomasaur0426 said:

Oh! And can we discuss waddling? Usually is worse when I first get up and my hips are still really stiff, or when I'm over encumbered with bags, but I freakin waddle. And I want to punch anyone that says "Oh, look how cute! You waddle!" But, positive thoughts! It's so amazing that my hips are always in pain and my belly is in the way that I can't walk like a normal person, but like a freakin penguin...

This is what I've started telling people when they comment on my waddle.

Dani_Love · November 2014

My mom has a huge SUV I had to drive while my car was in the shop. I parked at the store and tried to get out and I got stuck between the car add the door! I had to find a spot next to an empty space

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wintersong139 · November 2014

Shoes, tight spaces, getting out of bed, and awkward sex were all things I anticipated. This one I did not:

My church takes communion by having everyone come up to the altar and kneel around the rail. There are little kneelers there so everyone is nice and comfy. Anyway, when I knelt down, I found that the kneelers were too close to the rail for me to be able to fit. I either had to stick my butt way out in the air, which was too uncomfortable to maintain for a long period of time, or kneel on the floor. (I knelt on the floor, lol.) Next time, I'm bringing a cushion!!

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