So annoying when people say they want to visit the baby and I make sure he's freshly nursed and happy at the time they SAY they are coming - then they show up an hour late! Wtf! Sorry, he was ready to play when you SAID you'd be here but he's fussy/sleeping/eating now, so deal with it. Rant over lol...
Re: Baby's on a schedule!
I get annoyed when we are spending the day somewhere (grandparents house etc...) and I finally get LO to sleep and actually make the announcement that I hope she sleeps for a while and someone decides to hold her and while they are holding her decided to kiss her, play with her feet, check out her long fingers and then hands her back to me confused when she wakes up 10 mins later. Babies need sleep!!! Leave her alone.
Sorry to add to your rant.
Or when LO is crying for this reason and someone thinks they know why when they don't.
Dear MIL/FIL,
Stop talking to your grandson while he is sleeping. BECAUSE HE IS SLEEPING. I don't stand over you and talk to you while you sleep. You know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE SLEEPING!
Ugh.