When you send your significant other to the store for two different kinds of chips because both sound so good, then eat them both while he's getting glasses of tea and peeing before coming to get comfy.
When you can smell the dog pee as it's going to the bathroom. Yuck!!!
When you get ridiculously annoyed with a 2 year old that said she wanted a really yummy cupcake then decides she doesn't want it after she licked it. And there is no more left for you. This was a little girl in my class...had it been my son, I would have eaten it for sure!
When you find yourself crying over news stories like, when they arrested "the cop killer" they put the handcuffs of the state trooper who he is accused of killing. Totally felt like a crazy person for that one!
Had to edit to add one more...
You are up at 6am (on a Saturday!!!!) because hunger won over fatigue. Guess eating at like 5:30 last night was not the best idea!
When you wake up at 3am to eat a bowl of cereal because you are STARVING!
When you cry at the coffee shop because the vanilla latte you've been craving all week and waited until Friday to treat yourself with was made with caramel. Ugh.
When you gag every time you brush your teeth because toothpaste is now revolting.
Lol! I love this post!
When you send your significant other to the store for two different kinds of chips because both sound so good, then eat them both while he's getting glasses of tea and peeing before coming to get comfy.
Lol I went to kernels and bought three small bags of popcorn in different flavors
When you become irate because they left out the cheese in your veggie omelette and you yell at DH that they may as well have skipped the egg too and just handed you a freaking salad (umm - over dramatic much?)
When you wonder why your hair is so greasy and then you realize you accidentally bought conditioner instead of shampoo and have been conditioning your hair twice for three days in a row and not shampooing at all.
When you have a total sweet tooth, convince your DH to go to the store to buy a mix bc you want to feel like they're "home made" but when he gets back, you're too tired to make them. Smh.
When you have such a strong desire for chips that it's necessary to go to the grocery store and buy 3 different kinds, you eat half of one of the bags on the ride home and haven't touched the rest since.
When you're driving to an appointment first thing in the morning and DH has to stop and get an egg sandwich but as soon as you catch a whiff of it you need to open the window and shove your head out like a dog for the remainder of the ride so as not to vom in the car.
When extreme exhaustion mixes with crazy pregnancy dreams and somehow turns into you taking your husband's pillow case off of his pillow in the middle of the night while both of you are sleeping.
When you find yourself crying over news stories like, when they arrested "the cop killer" they put the handcuffs of the state trooper who he is accused of killing. Totally felt like a crazy person for that one!
@luvindanimals my bro is a PA state trooper and was there when they caught him. We all went out for a celebratory dinner for him last night and my dad told our waitress- they comped his whole meal and I cried like a maniac. #pregnant
Weird craving then immediate regret for eating . This has been me almost everyday. Chicken sandwich, bacon, waffles, grapes...you name it. Craving then two bites in and I feel as though I should run to the bathroom.
Re: you know you're pregnant when....
-When your watch something not even remotely sad and burst into tears.
-When you just wake up and are already thinking about when you can go back to sleep.
-When you get excited to go to a doctors appointment
-when most of your wardrobe is yoga pants and stretchy shirts AND if you do own jeans they are held up by a hair tie.
I could go on forever....
When you get ridiculously annoyed with a 2 year old that said she wanted a really yummy cupcake then decides she doesn't want it after she licked it. And there is no more left for you. This was a little girl in my class...had it been my son, I would have eaten it for sure!
When you find yourself crying over news stories like, when they arrested "the cop killer" they put the handcuffs of the state trooper who he is accused of killing. Totally felt like a crazy person for that one!
Had to edit to add one more...
You are up at 6am (on a Saturday!!!!) because hunger won over fatigue. Guess eating at like 5:30 last night was not the best idea!
When all you want to shout is,"HOLY Tender Titties Batman! "
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@maytheforce I have the nauseous/hungry dilemma everyday. And I was just telling DH this.
When you can't stand at the stove for 5 minutes to make your kids food without getting dizzy and almost passing out.
When you can smell EVERYTHING and your DH thinks you're crazy until 5 minutes later when he can smell it too - bionic smelling powers commence!!
When you have to eat a specific brand of yogurt because it's the only one where the texture of the yogurt doesn't make you gag.
When your in a store or anywhere for that matter and u start to dry heave, for no real reason.
When ur most favorite foods taste different .
When all you want is a diet coke and u can't have it.
When you get super mad at your bf for no reason.
And lastly crying bc the little boy who was trick or treating rang the doorbell and no one answered so he didn't get his candy.
When you cry because your fiancé said something mean that you usually would laugh at
When you look at baby stuff all day or dream about your first ultrasound all weekend
When you're driving to an appointment first thing in the morning and DH has to stop and get an egg sandwich but as soon as you catch a whiff of it you need to open the window and shove your head out like a dog for the remainder of the ride so as not to vom in the car.
When extreme exhaustion mixes with crazy pregnancy dreams and somehow turns into you taking your husband's pillow case off of his pillow in the middle of the night while both of you are sleeping.