June 2015 Moms

you know you're pregnant when....

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  • When you send your significant other to the store for two different kinds of chips because both sound so good, then eat them both while he's getting glasses of tea and peeing before coming to get comfy.
  • Hahahah this is wonderful. I needed all these hilarious responses today.Thanks y'all!
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  • When you dry heave at the thought of any kind of meat.
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  • When your DH brings you a special treat from the store, and you cry because he is so thoughtful!
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  • When you wear heels because you haven't dressed cute in a while and your back tells you the next day that it was a horrible, horrible mistake.
  • Oh one more... when you cry multiple times while watching the Voice and only because of the singing, not the back stories!

    @maytheforce‌ I have the nauseous/hungry dilemma everyday. And I was just telling DH this.
  • When putting on make-up and curling your hair is a huge feat.

    When trips to the grocery store make you feel like you are turning the color green.

    When you cry because a football team won the game.
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  • When all drems are baby or pregnacy related
  • When your right boob constantly feels like it's trying to make a break for it.

    (The left one seems to be staying put for some reason. Good girl.)
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  • When you send your significant other to the store for two different kinds of chips because both sound so good, then eat them both while he's getting glasses of tea and peeing before coming to get comfy.

    Lol I went to kernels and bought three small bags of popcorn in different flavors
  • When you spend your Saturday night in flannel pajamas BAWLING your eyes out watching The Notebook.
  • I just watched the notebook too!! But my husband was the one crying lol.
  • When I wake up after ten hours of sleep to yawn n still b tired
  • When you become irate because they left out the cheese in your veggie omelette and you yell at DH that they may as well have skipped the egg too and just handed you a freaking salad (umm - over dramatic much?)
  • When you slept 10 hours, have only been at work for an hour, and start falling asleep at your desk.

    When you have to eat a specific brand of yogurt because it's the only one where the texture of the yogurt doesn't make you gag.
  • When the escalator is off and u have to wall up ot but u get dizzy bc the down escalator Is working and u run to the bathroom to throw up.

    When your in a store or anywhere for that matter and u start to dry heave, for no real reason.

    When ur most favorite foods taste different .

    When all you want is a diet coke and u can't have it.

    When you get super mad at your bf for no reason.

    And lastly crying bc the little boy who was trick or treating rang the doorbell and no one answered so he didn't get his candy.
  • You can't sleep because you're so frustrated from not sleeping for weeks :(( :-<
  • When you have a total sweet tooth, convince your DH to go to the store to buy a mix bc you want to feel like they're "home made" but when he gets back, you're too tired to make them. Smh.
  • When you cry over house renovation shows and baby commercials

    When you cry because your fiancé said something mean that you usually would laugh at

    When you look at baby stuff all day or dream about your first ultrasound all weekend
  • When you have such a strong desire for chips that it's necessary to go to the grocery store and buy 3 different kinds, you eat half of one of the bags on the ride home and haven't touched the rest since.

    When you're driving to an appointment first thing in the morning and DH has to stop and get an egg sandwich but as soon as you catch a whiff of it you need to open the window and shove your head out like a dog for the remainder of the ride so as not to vom in the car.

    When extreme exhaustion mixes with crazy pregnancy dreams and somehow turns into you taking your husband's pillow case off of his pillow in the middle of the night while both of you are sleeping.
  • When every breakfast food turns your stomach so you end up making and eating rice krispie treats at 930am because, hey, there's cereal in it right?

  • When you find yourself crying over news stories like, when they arrested "the cop killer" they put the handcuffs of the state trooper who he is accused of killing. Totally felt like a crazy person for that one!

    @luvindanimals‌ my bro is a PA state trooper and was there when they caught him. We all went out for a celebratory dinner for him last night and my dad told our waitress- they comped his whole meal and I cried like a maniac. #pregnant

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  • @MissBridg‌ and that story made me cry too. It's always nice to hear when real heroes get recognized and rewarded!
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  • When you wake up at 9am, read through these replies and become desperate for nachos just because a pp mentioned them

    Haha I felt the same way when I read the Mac n Cheese comment. Almost ate a whole box worth.
  • aagenthneraagenthner member
    edited November 2014
    Weird craving then immediate regret for eating . This has been me almost everyday. Chicken sandwich, bacon, waffles, grapes...you name it. Craving then two bites in and I feel as though I should run to the bathroom.
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