December 2014

Re: December 2014

• pieceofme member

  October 2014

  JunkieBrewster said:

  LaxMOM44 said:

  Op did you mean dick-member? My H showed me his dickmember last night in some lame attempt at foreplay. Also HAI @notchomama...you still have to show us your boobs since you have a new sn. Sorry that's the rules.

  WHY DO MEN THINK THIS IS SEXY.

  I am pretty sure no woman ever has seen a penis randomly and thought OH, LET ME TOUCH THAT, I AM SO TURNED ON

  I couldn't agree more, actually. I think penises are gross, for the most part! Haha

  
  

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  pieceofme said:

  
  

  JunkieBrewster said:

  
  

  
  

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  Op did you mean dick-member? My H showed me his dickmember last night in some lame attempt at foreplay.
  
  
  Also HAI @notchomama...you still have to show us your boobs since you have a new sn. Sorry that's the rules.

  
  

  WHY DO MEN THINK THIS IS SEXY.

  I am pretty sure no woman ever has seen a penis randomly and thought OH, LET ME TOUCH THAT, I AM SO TURNED ON

  
  

  I couldn't agree more, actually. I think penises are gross, for the most part! Haha
  
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  Tell me more about your recent turn to lesbianism.....wink wink

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• krystrist2014 member

  October 2014

  Well hello there @notchomama!! Welcome back!

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• ColeyCannoli member

  October 2014

  notchomama said:

  
  

  katehgee said:

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  Whoa down. Maybe she's ESL. Diciembre is the Spanish version of December.
  

  Oh no, are you one of them too? She spelled neither December nor Diciembre correctly. Shut your WK face.

  lol. WK. If only.
  
  Stick around, you'll figure me out.
  

  Sigh, can someone PM me and fill me in? I don't get it.

  Not cho mama
  Not yo mama
  not in charge
  not doing a damn thing
  shhhhh.....
  

  
  

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• Noodlesandrice member

  October 2014

  Penises are def weird, which is why I never understood guys who text penis pics.

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• irish2014 member

  October 2014

  Oh hai @notchomama‌

  D14 November, because I am finally not on mobile, how I feel in 3rd tri:
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• leoandethansmom member

  October 2014

  ashtonkitty1 said:

  Hi @notchomama !!

  
  

  I think I've figured this out as this thread has twisted around.

  
  

  Why are y'all bagging on penises?  Penises are my favorite.  Not the flaccid ones though.  

  
  Guess we all know how you got here then...penis lover.

   

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• Cryssteen member

  October 2014

  Omg. Busy all day. Is this real life??

  
  

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• Cheekers2010 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Welcome back @notchomama!  From #verylatetothisthread.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  BFP2: 10/27/13(edd 7/10/14) "Speck" ~ M/C 12/5/13
  

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• JunkieBrewster member

  October 2014

  ashtonkitty1 said:

  bluebird00 said:

  ashtonkitty1 said:

  Hi @notchomama !!

  
  

  I think I've figured this out as this thread has twisted around.

  
  

  Why are y'all bagging on penises?  Penises are my favorite.  Not the flaccid ones though.  

  Oh thank you! I was just thinking this must be my UO this week. There are fugly ones out there, but generally speaking, I love penises.
  
  Edit: Please tell me you've seen "double dick dude" and his reddit interview...hours of entertainment!!
  

  Nope I haven't.  Not sure how I feel about watching that.  Let me clarify, I prefer one particular penis.  I am a lucky girl

  I like my husbands penis a lot. Just not when I am sitting down relaxing for the day and he lifts his boxer leg to flash me and expects me to jump on it.

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• gdaniels77 member

  October 2014

  I love all the things going on in this thread and how none of them have anything to do with the original MUD.
  
  Btw, possible UO here, but am I the only one that actually goes crazy over the ol' penis jumping by itself move? And please tell me you guys know what I'm talking about...

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• desertsun member

  October 2014

  Well this thread took an odd turn... Suddenly thankful I have never seen a helicopter penis or penis push up. My H is pretty modest so I do find the occasional inadvertent flash strangely appealing. I also think vaginas are probably just as weird as penises. 
  
  Welcome back, @notchomama! 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• CandEChicago member

  October 2014

  Wait....are we really talking about penis and @BankerBSN is not here?

  
  

  
  

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• Shortstack06 member

  October 2014

  I think @chayshay1408 has been quiet about penises too.

  D14 - Free For All

  
  

  In loving memory of Baby HP42 and all D14 Angel Babies

  
  

  

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• allitor12 member

  October 2014

  gdaniels77 said:

  I love all the things going on in this thread and how none of them have anything to do with the original MUD.
  
  Btw, possible UO here, but am I the only one that actually goes crazy over the ol' penis jumping by itself move? And please tell me you guys know what I'm talking about...

  Go crazy, like laughing??

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• gdaniels77 member

  October 2014

  MissChristineMarie said:

  
  
  My husband calls them penis push-ups.

  Penis push-ups? Oh lawwwd, that makes them sound even better. Plus yay, that means MH actually does some sort of work out!

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• CandEChicago member

  October 2014

  chayshay1408 said:

  Does anyone else's men fling it back and forth and make it slap loudly? DH calls it a meat slap.

  Meat slap? Or meat @Slaps?

  
  

  
  

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• JunkieBrewster member

  October 2014

  chayshay1408 said:

  Does anyone else's men fling it back and forth and make it slap loudly? DH calls it a meat slap.

  No but everytime he loses another 2lbs he asks me if it looks bigger.

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• haloform member

  October 2014

  I love where this thread has gone.

  Me: 34 - PCOS | DH: 30 - everything looks good!

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• gdaniels77 member

  October 2014

  allitor12 said:

  gdaniels77 said:

  I love all the things going on in this thread and how none of them have anything to do with the original MUD.
  
  Btw, possible UO here, but am I the only one that actually goes crazy over the ol' penis jumping by itself move? And please tell me you guys know what I'm talking about...

  Go crazy, like laughing??

  Lol more like DH's instant ticket into my pants. The helicopter thing and the "meat slap", however, do make me die laughing but are extremely un-sexy.

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• BayCamp member

  October 2014

  DH likes to pull the HIMYM "Naked Man" and then gets the sads when I don't jump all over him. Men are gross, and hilarious. I needed this reminder right about now. Mine was less than lovable today.
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2014

  Ok fffc or whatever sometimes H walks around with at shirt on and nothing else and for some reason it makes him look like a giant toddler and I can't help but laugh. Every.single.time.

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2014

  

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  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• BayCamp member

  October 2014

  @LaxMOM44‌ or how about a naked man with socks on? Ewww!

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2014

  BayCamp said:

  @LaxMOM44‌ or how about a naked man with socks on? Ewww!

  You don't find this sexy?

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  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• Shortstack06 member

  October 2014

  My husband and I still sleep naked, so I see all his nakedness every night.

  D14 - Free For All

  
  

  In loving memory of Baby HP42 and all D14 Angel Babies

  
  

  

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• bowlwoman member

  October 2014

  Coming late to the party.
  
  HAI @notchomama‌!
  
  And as for slapping the meat...
  
  

         

  DD1 - 8 years

  DD2 - 6 years

  BFP3 - 3/31/14, Harmony Test 6/5/14 - It's a BOY!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• BayCamp member

  October 2014

  DH refuses to sleep naked because of dog noses. One curious sniff and now he sleeps in boxers AND shorts.

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• leoandethansmom member

  October 2014

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2014

  

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  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• BayCamp member

  October 2014

  chayshay1408 said:

  I watched Varsity Blues Sunday night.

  
  

  
  

  PENIS PENIS PENIS

  VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA 

  Purple headed yogurt slinger? Pedro?

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• leoandethansmom member

  October 2014

  chelseavranich said:

  @leosmom25: ({})

  @chelseavranich‌ are you flirting with me? Cuz I like it. I'll put my P in your V.

   

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• kwikwi8181 member

  October 2014

  I'm a white knight.....on the side of the penis... I LOVE PENIS'. .

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• kwikwi8181 member

  October 2014

  I'm a white knight.....on the side of the penis... I LOVE PENIS'. .

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