...said no mom ever.

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• peanutbuttervibes member

  October 2014

  "Parenting is the easiest job I've ever had."

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• kateronium member

  October 2014

  "I love the screaming of my baby."

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• rebennett06 member

  October 2014

  "My baby is so sweet when he is gassy"

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• jht14 member

  October 2014

  Sitting down and eating with both hands is stupid.

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• SingleMom31 member

  October 2014

  "This diaper smells like roses!"

  

   

  

  

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• Ahlome08 member

  October 2014

  "I have so much time on my hands to clean the house and do whatever I want!"

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• nienot member

  October 2014

  I've never looked down and seen crumbs from my food all over my sleeping baby's face.

  
  

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• Bonnesetter27 member

  October 2014

  Three year ol tantrums and colic are soothing.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• conradraging member

  October 2014

  "I love unsolicited parenting advice!"

  
  

  
  

  BFP: 09/13/13  ---  MMC: 10/25/13

  BFP: 12/25/13  ---  DD: 09/10/14

  BFP: 03/16/15  ---  EDD: 11/30/15

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• redtoes13 member

  October 2014

  "Coffee doesn't help me function."

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• redtoes13 member

  October 2014

  "All the extra baby weight makes me feel SUPER sexy!"

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• nyg2042 member

  October 2014

  I'm so excited to have post-partum sexy time!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  BFP #1 : 3/20/13 | EDD: 12/1/13 | MC: 4/15/13 

  BFP #2: 1/9/14 | EDD: 9/21/14  

  Welcomed our rainbow bear on 8/31/14

  My Chart | All are Welcome

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• lmk1566 member

  October 2014

  "Leaking tatas are the knees bees!"

  

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• jortiz780 member

  October 2014

  "My house is spotless and I have so much free time now to focus on me!"

     
  

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• amom2four member

  October 2014

  Breastfeeding is painless!!

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• bf43005 member

  October 2014

  Breast feeding a squirmy baby who kicks your csection incision is fun and relaxing

  
  

  

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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  October 2014

  I absolutely LOVE it when strangers touch my one month old baby with a weak immune system with their germy ass hands. That's just so great!

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• Soogerplum member

  October 2014

  I can't wait for all of my hair to fall out!

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• doglover31 member

  October 2014

  Breastfeeding is easy....

  BFP #1 7/23/12: EDD 4/1/13.  MMC discovered on 9/4/12 @ 10w1d
  BFP# 2 3/9/13:  EDD 11/12/13 m/c 3/15/13 @ 5w3d
  RPL testing shows one copy of MTHFR gene mutation. 

   BFP#3 12/24/13: EDD 9/5/14 Beta #1 13 DPO 168! Beta #2 16 DPO 895!

   First US 1/9/14 @ 5w6d Strong HB!

  2nd US 1/23/14 @ 7w6d baby is still doing great! 3rd US 1/31/14  9w0d: Beautiful wiggly baby! Keep growing baby!

  3/17/14 US @ 15w3d:Its a BOY!

  
   

  
  My rainbow baby Isaac has arrived!

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• kateronium member

  October 2014

  It's super easy to get out the door with a 3 week old And a toddler

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• JustCricket member

  October 2014

  I want strangers trying to touch/hold my baby, especially with flu season starting up

  
  

  
  

   

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• JanisBaby14 member

  October 2014

  "As a FTM, I'm so willing to let anyone and everyone watch my LO just because I can. And love everyone offering to watch my 7 week old."

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• portentosa member

  October 2014

  My outfit just isn't complete without some form of baby bodily fluid on me, I think it adds charm.
  

  

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• MrsLaLaBug member

  October 2014

  "Sleep deprivation isn't that bad!"

                                                                                    
  

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• ashaw512 member

  October 2014

  "Terrible twos really aren't terrible"

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• portentosa member

  October 2014

  ashaw512 said:

  "Terrible twos really aren't terrible"

  Especially when they coincide with a newborn. It's such a breeze.
  

  

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• pshaortao member

  October 2014

  The sound of my baby crying is the sweetest thing I've ever heard

  
  

  
  

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• kaleb87 member

  October 2014

  I love my stretch marks, they are a memory of my joyous pregnancy!

  

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• sapphires-and-diamonds member

  October 2014

  How did I not realize how lovely sour breast milk and B.O. go together? Bottle this shit.

  

  
  

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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  October 2014

  I just love how after I make a point to feed and change you before we go some where, you start fussing for food and pooping in the middle of Sears, not twenty minutes later. That just made my day!

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• JustCricket member

  October 2014

  I love waking up motn to feed a baby

  
  

  
  

   

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• Murphyer member

  October 2014

  I just love smelling like breastmilk!!!

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• Ivorytower2 member

  October 2014

  "MOTN blowouts are my absolute fave. They keep my otherwise dull and restful nights much more spirited!"

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• kateronium member

  October 2014

  I just love the sound of my hubby snoring while I struggle with a new born

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• saraeric member

  October 2014

  "Welcome back AF at 8 weeks pp even though I am EBF. Oh, how I've missed you!"

  
  

  TTC #1 Since October 2012

  DX PCOS May 2013

  Clomid 50-150mg- No Response

  Moved to RE October 2013

  Nov. 2013: IUI #1 Letrozole + Ovidrel = BFN

  Dec. 2013: IUI #2 Letrozole + Ovidrel= BFP on 1/8/2014 !! EDD 9/17/2014

  Beta #1 (12 dpo): HCG 27, Progesterone 15 (starting on supplements)

  Beta #2 (15 dpo): HCG 297, Progesterone 29

  Beta #3 (17 dpo): HCG 667, Progesterone 34

  1st Ultrasound 1/28 (6 weeks + 1) Baby measuring exactly as it should, HB 118!

  2nd Ultrasound 2/5 Baby measuring 7w4d, HB 133. Everything looks perfect!

  3rd Ultrasound 4/29 (A/S) Our Baby BOY is measuring perfectly and everything looked great! HB160

  Diagnosed with Pre-E at 36 weeks, placed on bed rest, induction schedule for 37 weeks. 

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  BFP #2 on 7/30/15 EDD 4/7/16 MC @ 9 weeks
  BFP #3 on 7/23/16 EDD 3/30/16

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• Marchie1214 member

  October 2014

  "Nope, that smell is not coming from me."

  

  
  

  
  

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• dwiedeman member

  October 2014

  Please continue to snore while I get up with LO and then in the morning tell me how relaxed and rested you feel!

  
  

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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  October 2014

  I love feeling like a single mom while DH sleeps, goes out to run errands, and go to the gym.

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• brittneyandadam member

  October 2014

  I find it funny when people tell me I look exhausted with a grin on their face. In fact, I giggle right along with them.

  {Me:27, Dx:PCOS, LPD, & rob(14;15)}
  

  {DH:31 all clear, "super sperm"}

  Ecstatically married July 30, 2011--TTC since Jan 2013:::Baby #1 due 9/11, Conceived on cycle #5 of Femara + Hcg + IUI

  ~Love and Light to everyone~ 

   
  

  My furbabies--Mr. Bubbles and Miss Kitty

   

  
  

   

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• MLE_C2B member

  October 2014

  I've showered way too much this week.

  
  
  
  

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