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WTF Wednesday

chaysefaithchaysefaith member
edited October 2014 in March 2015 Moms
WTF Wednesday

Also, I could really use a day of glitter, rainbows, and unicorn farts after yesterday.

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  • kellbell1982kellbell1982 member
    edited October 2014
    I think we have a random with a stapler title. Edited: since its switched to wtf Wednesday, WTF right hip, why so painful
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  • MalVoughMalVough member
    WTF, cat?! I know you love me and all, but kneading my boobs is f'ing painful right now :((
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    WTF do I tell the kid who wants to know how a baby got inside me? I don't know her parents. I don't want to get fired for being too honest.

    Ideas:
    -I swallowed baby seeds
    -You're a muggle, you will never understand
    -it's a magic trick grown ups can do
    -The stork put it there
    -I asked Santa for a baby, but he put it inside me instead of under the tree

    (Yes, I really told her one of the above.)
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  • notsoposinotsoposi member
    MalVough said:

    WTF, cat?! I know you love me and all, but kneading my boobs is f'ing painful right now :((

    The struggle is real.
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  • kellbell1982kellbell1982 member
    Whitfry said:

    WTF do I tell the kid who wants to know how a baby got inside me? I don't know her parents. I don't want to get fired for being too honest.

    Ideas:
    -I swallowed baby seeds
    -You're a muggle, you will never understand
    -it's a magic trick grown ups can do
    -The stork put it there
    -I asked Santa for a baby, but he put it inside me instead of under the tree

    (Yes, I really told her one of the above.)

    Now I need to know which one you told her lol my dd keeps asking, she's nine but autistic and I don't think she's ready for "the talk" tho lately she's been asking me to show her how me and daddy lou kiss in bed omg I wanted to die
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  • ngolimentongolimento member
    Wtf goes to TTGP right now. They're having a legit meltdown.
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  • ngolimentongolimento member
    katydid2014 said:

    @Peledreamsofrain  Are you referring to the Pickle thread?

    Sure am! It's like they are stuck in a daily meltdown.

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  • kellbell1982kellbell1982 member
    Chunkymonkeylvr said:

    @kellbell1982. My DD isn't autistic by must at 8 I let her look at the magazine you get that had the real images of pregnancy that u received from the hospital. She didn't ask how sperm got there I just answered any questions.

    Part of me thinks maybe I should teach her about sex because it's a real fear of mine that someone could take advantage of her condition. I'd rather her hear it from me than a stranger. She mentioned tongue kissing so she must be seeing or hearing stuff somewhere
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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    edited October 2014
    kellbell1982 said:

    Whitfry said:

    WTF do I tell the kid who wants to know how a baby got inside me? I don't know her parents. I don't want to get fired for being too honest.

    Ideas:
    -I swallowed baby seeds
    -You're a muggle, you will never understand
    -it's a magic trick grown ups can do
    -The stork put it there
    -I asked Santa for a baby, but he put it inside me instead of under the tree

    (Yes, I really told her one of the above.)

    Now I need to know which one you told her lol my dd keeps asking, she's nine but autistic and I don't think she's ready for "the talk" tho lately she's been asking me to show her how me and daddy lou kiss in bed omg I wanted to die
    Since I don't know her parents, I went with "it's a trick grown up women can do. You will learn how to do it when you're grown up too."

    Then she asked if it would hurt when the baby came out, and I said yes. She wanted to know if it would hurt a lot, and I said probably. That seemed to satisfy her, lol.

    I knew all about gestation (though not the mechanics of sex) in preschool. You might show your daughter videos of fetal development, she may become more interested in what's happening and less curious about how it happened.

    Eta - if she's showing interest in the mechanics of sex, I think there are a few age-appropriate books out there. I'm not one to withhold info from kids if it can be delivered appropriately. With autism, it really depends on her personality as far as what would be appropriate and how it would be best to deliver that info.
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