I'm calling jesus out in her own thread. I'm a badass like that.
Really, JIT who the hell do you think you are? You just flounce around the board being all funny and sexy. It's like Sex in the City whenever your around. You're so awesome it's annoying. Stop being fabulous.
Is it too early to start drinking? I just woke up and today is already a bad day. One the dogs pooped all over the bedroom. It took forever to clean everything up. My morning is literally full of shit. I'm going back to sleep. Hopefully I can start over and pretend like nothing happened.
I want to buy DS a dollhouse because he always plays with my niece's, but I'm afraid he won't actually play with it at home, it's just a novelty at niece's house. But I found one on craigslist for $10 that needs some rehab. Which sounds like a lot of fun for me. Is this a reason to buy my son a toy? I'm undecided.
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
DH is weird. He's vacuuming the living room while I sit on the couch and he just stopped mid-vac and said: "I thought the documentary we watched last night was boring. I also thought the Act of Killing (a doc we watched maybe a month ago) was boring." He expressed neither of these sentiments when we actually watched them. I guess he had to get that off his chest?
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
Is this where the randoms and whines go?? Bc wtf. Today has just started and I sort of want a do over. My dog has been a real asshole lately. When he goes outside, he'll be out for all of 3 minutes before he's literally banging on the door with his paw and barking like someone is out there beating him. Fuck. This dog thinks he's the only one to be cared for in this house.
Also, I worked my ass off last night and came home super sore and exhausted. Instead of being kind/helpful, MH decided to play pain olympics with me and then fell asleep. Then he slept right thru DS waking up early on the monitor this morning. Thanks, dh.
Last but not least, my kid has reached the stage of non stop yelling/whining. Idk if part of it is frustration bc he can't quite communicate his needs yet (hes 21mo with a few words, not many, but EI doesnt seems to think his speech is delayed enough to qualify him for ST), but holy shit. The constant "ughhhhhh!" And "gaaahhhhh!" yelling stuff, and the whining have got to give way to actual words. I would just like to know what he wants when he wants it.
Going to my moms to see my grandma today. They've had hospice in for about 3 weeks now but granny keeps holding on.
This week I had a dream that my granddaddy (who died 10 years ago this month) was there & when I asked why he said he was there to be with granny & gave me a big hug.
I will be sofa king sad when she dies, but her quality of life is basically zero & there is no chance she will ever bounce back. I can't wait for them to be together again.
I had a dream that I had two sons, and I managed to lose the older one. People were talking mad shit about me for losing my kid, when there were like a dozen other adults around when he went missing. I never cried so hard in a dream before.
It comes out later that this chick has a catfishing addiction and has done it in social medial sights before. She joined TB because she has trouble making friends IRL and wants kids.
They find the woman who's pics where stolen and let her know as well.
Towards the end some people accuse the sleuth who did the reveal of being an AE, and someone from July15 thinks they have one of the AEs kn their board.
Oh, and people are up in arms because they over shared on a public forum and are now regretting it and can't edit posts from more than a month ago to take down pics.
She was a huge AW about absolutely everything and then wouldn't join the FB group because "privacy". But they already knew all the deets of her lyfe.
Apparently 'didn't have fb' so couldn't join. Oh, and no one could find her business online. At all. And her Pinterest was a scam too. She also 'ran' the bumpie awards and have herself hottest momma
Our friends are visiting today. DD is napping. I need to blow dry my hair before they get here, but I don't want to wake her. I really need a hair cut, but I haven't had a chance to schedule an appointment. I may go shorter this time so I can wait a little longer between cuts. 'Cuz lazy.
MH just suggested before that I go get a pedicure or something to relax since I seem to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Right as I'm getting up to go shower and get motivated to leave, he decides to say..."well I have to run to the dump to drop off garbage first, so I'm gonna go do that now".
Ummm..like hell you are, dude. No. You just told me that I could go and grab some me time to relax and NOW you're gonna decide to run your errands? Not a chance. You can do that tomorrow. Sorrynotsorry.
Re: Fuck you
It starts behind me.
Really, JIT who the hell do you think you are? You just flounce around the board being all funny and sexy. It's like Sex in the City whenever your around. You're so awesome it's annoying. Stop being fabulous.
Not really. Don't you ever stop. I love you. :-*
Also, I worked my ass off last night and came home super sore and exhausted. Instead of being kind/helpful, MH decided to play pain olympics with me and then fell asleep. Then he slept right thru DS waking up early on the monitor this morning. Thanks, dh.
Last but not least, my kid has reached the stage of non stop yelling/whining. Idk if part of it is frustration bc he can't quite communicate his needs yet (hes 21mo with a few words, not many, but EI doesnt seems to think his speech is delayed enough to qualify him for ST), but holy shit. The constant "ughhhhhh!" And "gaaahhhhh!" yelling stuff, and the whining have got to give way to actual words. I would just like to know what he wants when he wants it.
This week I had a dream that my granddaddy (who died 10 years ago this month) was there & when I asked why he said he was there to be with granny & gave me a big hug.
I will be sofa king sad when she dies, but her quality of life is basically zero & there is no chance she will ever bounce back. I can't wait for them to be together again.
They find the woman who's pics where stolen and let her know as well.
Towards the end some people accuse the sleuth who did the reveal of being an AE, and someone from July15 thinks they have one of the AEs kn their board.
Oh, and people are up in arms because they over shared on a public forum and are now regretting it and can't edit posts from more than a month ago to take down pics.
Sorry I'm still stuck on enterprise being someone's favorite star trek. Fuck that.
DH leaves later today for a week in Italy for work. Tomorrow is our 6 year wedding anniversary. I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL, OKAY?!?!
Oh, and no one could find her business online. At all. And her Pinterest was a scam too.
She also 'ran' the bumpie awards and have herself hottest momma
This tells me that 1. Awesome. I'm getting out of the house today by myself! & 2. I must be really bitchy. Oops.
And stupid homecoming means I'm basically trapped for the rest of the day.
Right as I'm getting up to go shower and get motivated to leave, he decides to say..."well I have to run to the dump to drop off garbage first, so I'm gonna go do that now".
Ummm..like hell you are, dude. No. You just told me that I could go and grab some me time to relax and NOW you're gonna decide to run your errands? Not a chance. You can do that tomorrow. Sorrynotsorry.