Possible Catfish on July BMB Update in OP

Salsera29 · October 2014

Hey ladies...if you're bored, we have a possible catfish on the July 14 board. She is a reg that posted every day, all day. Shit blew up in the thread where her supposed wife intro'd on the board... https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town (She only responds in the beginning a couple times. She hasn't been logged in at all today). ETA: Shit is this against TOU? @DarcyHermione‌ @slappiness‌

Update: We have IRREFUTABLE proof that jensavicci was a catfish. (TOU don't count since she was banned and therefore not a user, right?). Here is the gorgeous and very nice girl who now knows her pic was stolen:

And the link to that page in the thread...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town/p18

DB425 · October 2014

I thought about posting this earlier. My real life friend is a mom on the July 14 board and she text me about it this morning. It has been my entertainment all day.

Edited because I can't spell.

divinemsbee · October 2014

I was really bored, now I have reading material. The BMBs have the best drama.

1982Babies · October 2014

TeeJ526 · October 2014

That thread legit escalated quickly. Wow..

Cythe · October 2014

Yup, that was totally entertaining. Thanks

TeeJ526 · October 2014

DarcyHermione said:

TeeJ526 said:

That thread legit escalated quickly. Wow..

TeeJ!!!

Hai lover...

divinemsbee · October 2014

I'm only on page 5, is there another thread about the wife banging the rando from CL, because I feel like I need to read that.

PrimRoseMama · October 2014

Wow!

divinemsbee · October 2014

stellabunny said:

divinemsbee said:

I'm only on page 5, is there another thread about the wife banging the rando from CL, because I feel like I need to read that.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12211239/dw-cheated-updated/p1

And a tip of the hat to you. H is working late. This is ridiculous.

[Deleted User] · October 2014

I will say I noticed the incorrect comma placement in both posts with the "...blah blah blah but, blah blah..." The comma should go before "but" not after it. That's an odd mistake that both people make.

Salsera29 · October 2014

Oh about the cheating...DW brought her flowers, they had a romantic evening, and evidently all was forgiven. I'd link but I have no idea where the follow-up was.

DB425 · October 2014

divinemsbee said:

I'm only on page 5, is there another thread about the wife banging the rando from CL, because I feel like I need to read that.

That question asking whether she cheated with a man or woman was a good part.

Another favorite is one reg telling another reg to go away because she's annoying. I actually think it may have been the same person with both of those posts. She's a feisty one.

SpartanChick88 · October 2014

I totally need to vacuum... and eat something. Buuuuut... DH and DD got stuck in pretty nasty traffic and won't be home for another couple hours so....

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divinemsbee · October 2014

Salsera29 said:

Oh about the cheating...DW brought her flowers, they had a romantic evening, and evidently all was forgiven. I'd link but I have no idea where the follow-up was.

Re: the CL cheating: In their basement? Like the bottom floor of their home? And the wife came up and told her about this. Like, was she (the catfish) and the (possibly fake) multiple children home during this. So the (alleged) wife brought a rando into their home and had sex with him/her? Nope. World of nope.

Also, I guess I've been on here way too long, but even putting aside the ever-present shit from off-boards or mod stuff or BGs, I've seen this happen on at least 3 or 4 BMBs in various iterations. It does not surprise me. And it's always someone who wasn't just a participant on the board, but is a huge AW who gives TMI all the time.

ETA: I totally suck at technology of all kinds, and have never put a pic from my phone straight onto FB or TB, but it wouldn't take me that long to post a photo if I were accused of not being real. And it would definitely not be shopped all to hell.

bfonz619 · October 2014

Wow. I don't even know what to say except that I am not surprised this sort of thing happens on here. It would have been nice for one of them to oblige and post another fake picture to add a little flare up to this already existing fire. For entertainment purposes of course.

Salsera29 · October 2014

DB425 said:

divinemsbee said:

I'm only on page 5, is there another thread about the wife banging the rando from CL, because I feel like I need to read that.

That question asking whether she cheated with a man or woman was a good part.

Another favorite is one reg telling another reg to go away because she's annoying. I actually think it may have been the same person with both of those posts. She's a feisty one.

That bish stole my "Snarkiest Bumpie" award. I'm still bitter.

mallory4284 · October 2014

I can't believe I sat here and read the whole thing....

Wait, yes, I can... Cause entertaining Internet drama is gold

pippacricket · October 2014

I love you so much right now @Salsera29‌ =D>

ToryKate · October 2014

Nev is so fucking hot

Remylove1011 · October 2014

OMFG... this is amazing!

piedpiper07 · October 2014

Whoa. Was not expecting that at all.

queencitygirl89 · October 2014

That is not the direction I was expecting that thread to go. I want to have enough extra time to troll a BMB for over a year

ayo82 · October 2014

Whoa... That is crazy! I'm so going to lurk to see if she comes back to post.

[Deleted User] · October 2014

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Salsera29 · October 2014

ayo82 said:
Whoa... That is crazy! I'm so going to lurk to see if she comes back to post.

Oh I promise I will let you know.

LittleMrsW · October 2014

ShellyR · October 2014

Whoa. That's some BSC.

virginiaorjohn · October 2014

I said in chat once that I don't even associate TB with TTC anymore because of the entertainment factor. This drama is perfection.

Andplusalso the vocab I learn from y'all just makes me feel so cool. Must use catfish in an IRL sentence, stat.

ayo82 · October 2014

Salsera29 said:

ayo82 said:
Whoa... That is crazy! I'm so going to lurk to see if she comes back to post.
Oh I promise I will let you know.

Thank you!

virginiaorjohn · October 2014

It also never occurred to me that people join BMBs after the baby is born. It makes so much sense now that I think about it.

PinkCamino · October 2014

woah

I *think* I'm putting all the pieces together.

Did she at any point discuss how she got pregnant?

Salsera29 · October 2014

wineandwalter said:
I can't wait to see the episode where Nev and Max ended up on TB.

ETA: There isn't one. There just really should be.

SOMEBODY EMAIL NEV!

ETA: oops thought I was posting on the BMB. This shit is hard to keep up with.

Salsera29 · October 2014

Found it: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12211239/dw-cheated-updated#latest

Ugh STILL not the one where they make nice.

ETA: Here's the conception story:
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/79822851/#Comment_79822851

pippacricket · October 2014

mistabinx said:

Don't get me wrong, this was an entertaining read. But I do think it's really sad that someone out there is so lonely that they made up a fake life and spent endless hours of their time trying to elicit some kind of sympathy and friendship from strangers on the internet. Sad, but still funny. I feel like a bad person.

This is how I feel EVERY time I watch Catfish.

Ant&Al2825 · October 2014

That was great. and I thought
@14whitney‌ was super stealthy.

Ps. That's why you need to come back and stay. We need you to prevent crazy catfishes.

niffalala · October 2014

Wow...thanks for that! So sad someone feels the need to do something like that.

bfonz619 · October 2014

stellabunny said:

Found it: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12211239/dw-cheated-updated#latest Ugh STILL not the one where they make nice. ETA: Here's the conception story: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/79822851/#Comment_79822851
I know I'm not posting on my BMB, but I must've missed that thread. That doesn't even make sense. It's not like you can just keep fresh semen in your fridge and put it in with a turkey baster when you're in the mood, right? Wouldn't you need to at least do an IUI with a doctor?

And I guess she must have been ovulating that particular moment as well. Talk about timing. To answer your questions; no, you cannot store fresh semen in the refrigerator. Well, I guess technically you could, but not for ttc purposes. As far as having to go IUI with a doctor, no, you can do at home AI with fresh sperm.

PinkCamino · October 2014

sdfonz619 said:

stellabunny said:

Found it: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12211239/dw-cheated-updated#latest Ugh STILL not the one where they make nice. ETA: Here's the conception story: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/79822851/#Comment_79822851
I know I'm not posting on my BMB, but I must've missed that thread. That doesn't even make sense. It's not like you can just keep fresh semen in your fridge and put it in with a turkey baster when you're in the mood, right? Wouldn't you need to at least do an IUI with a doctor?

And I guess she must have been ovulating that particular moment as well. Talk about timing. To answer your questions; no, you cannot store fresh semen in the refrigerator. Well, I guess technically you could, but not for ttc purposes. As far as having to go IUI with a doctor, no, you can do at home AI with fresh sperm.

I've heard of people having success with "turkey basting" at home - I imagine it's not a very high success rate though. This woman makes it seem like she decided to get pregnant so they injected and voila.

Is there any mention of where they got the semen? If they did attempt to do this at home (which although possible) would mean they would have had to find a private donor. As far as I know there's no sperm bank that will give you sperm in a takeout bag.

Finally, was there ever any discussion about whether the kids are bio-siblings or not?

ETA: I ask because I know that same sex couples face a ton of decisions when it comes to deciding on sperm donation, bio-children etc. If this was legit I would highly suspect that she would have a) posted on LGBT b) discussed why she was the carrier and not her wife c) where and how they got the sperm and whether they had sperm banked to ensure bio-kids.

PinkCamino · October 2014

stellabunny said:

Thanks for the info @sdfonz619‌. @PinkCamino‌ - in our very long random tread she said that they got the semen from a man they met at a fair or conference (I forget which) and they liked him and trusted him so they had been using his semen for their kids.

That's quite a story.

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