Someone please share your autocorrected text messages to make me feel better.
My mom- What's for dinner?
Me-beef fajitas...the steak and veggies have been masturbating all day in the fridge. Going to be soooo good.
My mom- Glad I'm not coming over for dinner.
Me- No no no no . Marinating marinating. I hate autocorrect
My mom- Don't blame autocorrect
Re: Texts gone wrong.....
'You lied, H just exploded, need to suck her diapers now'
I think I actually gagged reading that. She did mean soak them I hope
And quote fail, I was replying to @minerswife17