Texts gone wrong.....

minerswife17

Someone please share your autocorrected text messages to make me feel better. 

My mom- What's for dinner?

Me-beef fajitas...the steak and veggies have been masturbating all day in the fridge. Going to be soooo good. 

My mom- Glad I'm not coming over for dinner.

Me- No no no no . Marinating marinating. I hate autocorrect

My mom- Don't blame autocorrect

raraavis28

Lol!! That looks like one of those Buzzfeed lists of hilarious Autocorrect fails....too funny!

Aussie45

Omg that is hilarious!

jjt616

My mom text me recently and asked if I was up still and I said, "yes I'm up pimping ". Really meant pumping. She said back " and what does DH think of that?" Lol

RosePetals2014

Lurking, but I have one to share. My parents have my lo for the weekend, we cloth diaper, I told them lo had already had a poop not long ago, so she should be safe for a while, got this text 2 hours later:

'You lied, H just exploded, need to suck her diapers now'

I think I actually gagged reading that. She did mean soak them I hope lol

minerswife17

RosePetals2014 said:

Lurking, but I have one to share. My parents have my lo for the weekend, we cloth diaper, I told them lo had already had a poop not long ago, so she should be safe for a while, got this text 2 hours later: 'You lied, H just exploded, need to suck her diapers now' I think I actually gagged reading that. She did mean soak them I hope lol

I totally read this as your husband just exploded ha. 

RosePetals2014

Haha, I just re-read it, and now that's all I can picture lol

And quote fail, I was replying to @minerswife17‌

rosesandpetals

RosePetals2014 said:

Haha, I just re-read it, and now that's all I can picture lol

And quote fail, I was replying to @minerswife17‌

We have almost the same username. Weird.

RosePetals2014

rosesandpetals said:

RosePetals2014 said:

Haha, I just re-read it, and now that's all I can picture lol

And quote fail, I was replying to @minerswife17‌

We have almost the same username. Weird.

It's because we're cool! lol

vlagrl29

I love it!