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I woke up sick. I need something juicy to get through this work day!!

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  • kaking78kaking78 member
    MH has been sleeping in the guest room since he started his new job because LO keeps him awake. My confession is that I'm enjoying not sharing a bed and I don't really want him to move back to the master bedroom.
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    talee1989 said:
    - we tell DS1 that soda will make your teeth fall out. Every time he sees someone drinking it, he tells them their teeth are going to fall out. I started doing this because I've seen my in laws giving our 4yr old nephew Mountain Dew and I figure if DS thinks it's bad & they try to give it to him some day he will refuse.
    Holy shit, mountain dew for a 4 year old???!!! Doesn't that have more caffeine than coke?  Must be fun hanging out with him after...
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    1: I still ware most of my maternity clothes.  Have not lost the baby weight yet and refuse to buy such a large size (have 25 pounds to lose)

    2: DH does not help ever with the MOTN wake ups.  I purposely move a lot in bed to wake him up each time.  its not fair that he gets to sleep and not me...

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  • dancer7889dancer7889 member
    jcoffeebeans said:

    I have worn my cozy maternity sweaters 3 out of 5 days to work this week. I spent the money on them, why not wear them!! (They are so much more comfy than regular clothes!)

    I still wear a couple maternity shirts and leggings. You can't really tell the difference and they're comfy so why not?
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    jsmath said:
    I judge dumbass fake bitches that judge others for wearing sweats and having messy hair.
    Ok. I've always been the type to at least wear jeans so that's not fake in my house. I own a single pair of yoga pants (and no sweats). Sorry you feel that makes me a fake bitch. My FFFC: call me a bitch. It won't goad me into an Internet fight. Happy Friday everyone! :)
    This, I rarely wear sweats or yoga pants out or around my house. At night for bed yes , but not during the day. I just don't feel right. I'm not judging others who do. Just nto my taste. I also wear make up every day.

     

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  • jazzyexpojazzyexpo member
    Today I'm wondering why I had kids and who I can pawn them off on, although I know there's no one. Ds is teething and dd has a cold. For attention she poured baby powder all over her room, closet and book shelf. All while I was trying to eat. I really thought we were over the 'if they're quiet, I should worry' stage.
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    I suppose mine is that I think MH is a way shittier roommate than my infant.  Hence the reason we have had separate rooms for years. There's no restful sleep for a light sleeper next to a snorer! King sized bed all to myself, thankyouverymuch.
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  • PerkyErkyPerkyErky member
    Also just noticed that all the love tits on FFwifey's comment are from ftms (I believe...could be wrong, my asshole kids sucked out my brain) with babies who don't talk back or throw tantrums. Let me know how it works out when they do start back talking and refusing to cooperate with the simplest tasks.
    Married 11/23/11, TTC starting 10/12, BFP#1 11/30/12, Adoption of stepson finalized 03/19/13,Loss of our daughter at 20w4d due to incompetent cervix 03/27/13, BFP#2 06/28/13, DS2 born 3/1/14.

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  • SmittyPantsSmittyPants member
    FarmBoysWife said:
    Oh no. @FarmBoysWife is right. Toddlers are total assholes. 

    We're potty training my almost three year old. Yesterday morning she was grabbing at her crotch, I asked if she had to go. She said no. I said, "I really think we should go to the potty now, sweetheart." Again, she said no. Again, I insisted. We did that back and forth for about 10 minutes. The result is that she ripped off her pull up and peed on the couch while LOOKING ME DIRECTLY IN THE EYE.

    If that's not an asshole, I don't know what is. 


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    jazzyexpo said:

    Today I'm wondering why I had kids and who I can pawn them off on, although I know there's no one. Ds is teething and dd has a cold. For attention she poured baby powder all over her room, closet and book shelf. All while I was trying to eat. I really thought we were over the 'if they're quiet, I should worry' stage.

    You are never over the "if they're quiet, I should worry" stage. Because kids are ASSHOLES! ;) Hope the rest of your day goes better and less baby powder is involved.
    Married 11/23/11, TTC starting 10/12, BFP#1 11/30/12, Adoption of stepson finalized 03/19/13,Loss of our daughter at 20w4d due to incompetent cervix 03/27/13, BFP#2 06/28/13, DS2 born 3/1/14.

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    Oh you mean kids are not always a ray of sunshine full of loving  cuddles . And my house will always stay clean right ?! There's hope for this FTM right , because  this is my first rodeo I dont know ANYTHING ....

     

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  • BethRN1987BethRN1987 member
    Ha well apparently I've been gone to long- things are interesting again
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    PerkyErky said:

    Also just noticed that all the love tits on FFwifey's comment are from ftms (I believe...could be wrong, my asshole kids sucked out my brain) with babies who don't talk back or throw tantrums. Let me know how it works out when they do start back talking and refusing to cooperate with the simplest tasks.

    I live titted it because it made me laugh. Out loud. With water in my mouth.

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    bsouls said:
    I refer to my mom as a bitch all the time in conversations with other people. Some people think it's funny, others don't. I feel that's the same thing with calling your kid an asshole. I haven't really read any posts/threads where I've wondered why people decided to have kids. But, I have wondered why people are considering more kids, when all they do is bitch about their husband - I doubt it will get better by adding more kids. I also wonder why some people get married, if there seems to be so much discord with the in-laws. Like, when I've dated someone and they didn't recognize that their family dynamic was messed up then I didn't want to be a part of it. If they're in denial, then I see no hope.
    As far as my MIL her issues I can look over .. She gets under my skin but her issues weren't present until I had DD. Before then she never bothered me, now she just thinks telling me how to raise my child is what's best for me . Amd I just bitch about my husband on here to you guys, some can relate. He really is an awesome H and daddy, just not so knowledgeable . Marriage is GREAT, just like kids... A ray a wonderful sunshine everyday with no issues
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    tsmith312 said:

    Oh you mean kids are not always a ray of sunshine full of loving  cuddles . And my house will always stay clean right ?! There's hope for this FTM right , because  this is my first rodeo I dont know ANYTHING ....

    There is hope for you, no worries. Also...you have a clean house? I want one of those!
    Married 11/23/11, TTC starting 10/12, BFP#1 11/30/12, Adoption of stepson finalized 03/19/13,Loss of our daughter at 20w4d due to incompetent cervix 03/27/13, BFP#2 06/28/13, DS2 born 3/1/14.

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    WisconsinCheese12 said:
    Oh you mean kids are not always a ray of sunshine full of loving  cuddles . And my house will always stay clean right ?! There's hope for this FTM right , because  this is my first rodeo I dont know ANYTHING ....
    I think that ftm's knowing nothing seems to be the consensus.

    Yea... Thats what I was thinking ..

     

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  • kelley72kelley72 member
    I don't give a rip what anyone wears to the grocery/running errands/ in their own home, etc. except maybe to get a laugh/smile when someone is way overdressed for the situation ex. slinky outfit/heels, lots of make-up, etc to a kids sporting event and I don't really care if others are bothered by what I wear.  
    my confession: my boss is out of the office and I have (another) headache so not much work is getting done
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    23ofclubs said:

    talee1989 said:

    - we tell DS1 that soda will make your teeth fall out. Every time he sees someone drinking it, he tells them their teeth are going to fall out. I started doing this because I've seen my in laws giving our 4yr old nephew Mountain Dew and I figure if DS thinks it's bad & they try to give it to him some day he will refuse.

    Not judging but kids really tend to take that stuff to heart. When I was little my mom told me my face would freeze if I kept making faces, and I believed it for a long time.
    I guess I'd rather him refuse something that's not good for him as long as possible than drink soda and potentially ruin his teeth...

    My Teeth are very important to me and I want my kids to take care of theirs as well...

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    FarmBoysWife said:
    FarmBoysWife said:
    Oh no. @FarmBoysWife is right. Toddlers are total assholes. 

    We're potty training my almost three year old. Yesterday morning she was grabbing at her crotch, I asked if she had to go. She said no. I said, "I really think we should go to the potty now, sweetheart." Again, she said no. Again, I insisted. We did that back and forth for about 10 minutes. The result is that she ripped off her pull up and peed on the couch while LOOKING ME DIRECTLY IN THE EYE.

    If that's not an asshole, I don't know what is. 


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    Asshole?
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    The worst. 
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    My preschooler is a perfect angel. 
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    babylimas said:
    My preschooler is a perfect angel. 

    Thank you babylimas you give me hope that my VERY perfect infant will turn into an even more  perfect child !

     

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    @lincbeesmom‌ I just washed my hair last night for the first time since Sunday. Headbands for the win!!
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    Sanibel21 said:

    PerkyErky said:

    Also just noticed that all the love tits on FFwifey's comment are from ftms (I believe...could be wrong, my asshole kids sucked out my brain) with babies who don't talk back or throw tantrums. Let me know how it works out when they do start back talking and refusing to cooperate with the simplest tasks.

    I live titted it because it made me laugh. Out loud. With water in my mouth.
    I did because I'm not a fan of FBW and I appreciate it when someone throws it back at her.

    I think most all kids are assholes except my own. I'm sure that some day I will be calling her one though.
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    I have two.  This is going to sound really weird and I can't explain it at all, but sometimes I miss testing my bloodsugar and giving myself insulin shots.  I know that's dumb because I DO not want to be type II and I know people who have type I and II would give anything not to have it.  Maybe it was the routine, or the knowledge that doing those things was keeping me and my baby healthy, I have no idea.  I always felt very satisfied when I had a yummy meal and my glucometer confirmed that my levels were good afterward, so maybe it was the satisfaction of seeing that my efforts were paying off.

    My second one, sometimes when I am working on a project alone I like to commentate as if I am hosting a home improvement show or something :)
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    linzerd said:

    Sanibel21 said:

    PerkyErky said:

    Also just noticed that all the love tits on FFwifey's comment are from ftms (I believe...could be wrong, my asshole kids sucked out my brain) with babies who don't talk back or throw tantrums. Let me know how it works out when they do start back talking and refusing to cooperate with the simplest tasks.

    I live titted it because it made me laugh. Out loud. With water in my mouth.
    I did because I'm not a fan of FBW and I appreciate it when someone throws it back at her.

    I think most all kids are assholes except my own. I'm sure that some day I will be calling her one though.
    I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual. And as for "throwing it back at her"...this was a pretty weak attempt on FFwifey's part.
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  • kelley72kelley72 member
    I don't think I've ever called any of my kids assholes but I have said one of them was being a little shit... so samesies?  probably.  Most people say things either in frustration or in a joking way than if the situation isn't understood sound really harsh.  I think if you are screaming at your child/no matter the age You're an asshole then that's an issue, but if a parent to another parent/friend the like says X was being such an asshole  then that is understandable.  

    guess 2 wks ago when the board was dead/boring everyone took it to heart... ya'll keep it coming bc it is entertaining me on a slow, quiet, friday afternoon when I just want to go home


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    DisneyAddict1 said:

    I forgot what scoop of formula I am on more often than not so I just throw an extra one in to be double sure there is enough.

    Same. Except I do the opposite. I would rather her have a little less formula, because she has constipation issues, and I figure extra water will help.

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    I guess someone is secretly medicating me...heavily. ;)
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