You know you're 8 months pregnant when...

mander82 · October 2014

When you have to break down and buy more thin socks.....because the thick ones are just not going to fit in your shoes.

abbyful · October 2014

You don't find anything wrong with sitting on the toilet, eating a bowl of ice cream, and surfing the internet on your phone.

OMG, I'm turning into a bachelor!

Rene0823 · October 2014

MPLSSquirrel said:

You started to consider the appropriateness of wearing your "nice yoga pants" to work.

1,000 times yes!!!!! I went so far as to put them on and look in like 3 different mirrors at home to determine if anyone would really be able to tell...unfortunately, it looked very obvious to me at least that they were in fact yoga pants...

jillybean7582 · October 2014

You are trying to teach your two year old to put mommy's socks and shoes on for you.

He is really good at taking them off for me. Getting them on not so much

kfo22 · October 2014

When your coworkers are too afraid to dare not get you the food you mentioned today...

BridgetThoams · October 2014

shaddox16 said:

When you sometimes just let the soap run down your legs to your feet while in the shower because reaching your feet to actually wash them is just too hard. When you can only do maybe an hour worth of housework or chores and then have to lay down for an hour because your out of breath and your back hurts.

I can't stop laughing at this one... I don't think I have actually washed my legs in weeks...nevermind shaving them lol. My poor hubby

hiketheworld · October 2014

When you get in the elevator and repeatedly forget to push the button for the floor you want and are surprised when you don't arrive where intended.

JFH2010 · October 2014

When someone takes a pic of you from behind, and when you see it you think, crap, I could have SWORN I was all belly!!

On a related note: When you have to start keeping utensils in your glove box, because no way are you pulling out of the grocery store parking lot without eating something from those bags.

Carebella · October 2014

When you can stop crying for more than a few minutes because you've become paranoid that your happy and perfectly healthy seeming older dog might be approaching his time... damn you hormones.

lizgrace03 · October 2014

I'm actually nine months pregnant now (woo!!) but...

When the Starbucks barista asks you when you're due, you tell her "Halloween," and she responds by just staring at you and saying "goodness."

aa98 · October 2014

I love this thread, I wish I had something really good to add, but here is mine:

... When each middle of the night bathroom trip is followed by a trip to the snack cabinet followed by DH sweeping the crumbs off the bed each morning.

Snuffy007 · October 2014

When your husband tells you that the flock of geese that have been hanging out by his workplace have flown south for the winter, but one was left behind because it's wing is broken/damaged (he thinks it got hit by a car, they are by a really busy road). This results not only in you crying for that poor goose, but in you crying even more remembering how a few weeks ago you accidentally stepped on the cat and he was limping for maybe 10 seconds. Because clearly these events are related, and both deserve major tear spillage.

mander82 · October 2014

When 3:30 am becomes a perfectly normal time of day for a bowl of cereal.

Mhuntley86 · October 2014

When every vein in my body is popping out to the point where I look like I have hep-V (trueblood) or at least that is what hubby says. Lol

erinwithtwins · October 2014

When you eat pancakes four times in one week and before you were pregnant you ate them once every few years because you don't really like pancakes.

Oh and a bonus. When u lick the syrup off the plate

sylarpaige · October 2014

When you gotta go to town and putting on clothes socks and shoes leaves you out a breath and exhausted

bumpuser10336873 · October 2014

When you get a pedicure because you're desperate for a foot massage, and having nicely painted toe nails is just a bonus!

I've been lurking & loving all the posts on this thread!

highbornhunter · October 2014

kfo22 said:

When your coworkers are too afraid to dare not get you the food you mentioned today...

meeshybee · October 2014

erinwithtwins said:

When you eat pancakes four times in one week and before you were pregnant you ate them once every few years because you don't really like pancakes. Oh and a bonus. When u lick the syrup off the plate

This, only it was pineapple with DD2. I could not get enough, and I really don't care for pineapple.

uncharted01 · October 2014

When you bend over to sit on the toilet and your freaking belly touches the front of the seat before your thighs. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! No? That hasn't happened to anyone else? Okay great. Thank god it wasn't a public restroom. Gahhh :-&

aa98 · October 2014

when you have to shake out your shirt every time you eat as your bump is now your crumb collector and not the napkin in your lap-what lap?

MissN06 · October 2014

When you have tug down your shirts because now they suddenly like to ride up on the bump.

silverwings72 · October 2014

When you cut the elastic out of your granny panties because you are tired of buying new granny panties all the time. It's like your bump keeps growing but your butt stays the same size ???Embarrassing! X_X

mussalynn · October 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

When you check your belly button everyday to see if it has popped yet, and you begin to wonder if it is indeed a bottomless pit.

When your belly button has popped out so far you're worried it will never go back.

Mkrouse17 · October 2014

When your ankles resemble cow hoofs after a few hours of being up:(

hjenni · October 2014

When you pee your pants and wonder "did I pee myself or did my water just break?" X_X

kfo22 · October 2014

highbornhunter said:

kfo22 said:

When your coworkers are too afraid to dare not get you the food you mentioned today...

It does sort of feel like a magical power.... magical pregnancy power!!

Another:
When you can no longer accurately judge your ability to fit through spaces. Definitely whacked someone with my bump today, trying to "squeeze" past.

Jpinky9 · October 2014

When you cry because you can't even put your favourite pair of boots on from last season.

battwoman3 · October 2014

When washing your face becomes an ordeal. Belly makes it so you can't get close to the sink and you have to do a sumo wrestler stance to get low enough to keep water from going everywhere. But you end up getting water everywhere anyway. And your back is killing you.

jillybean7582 · October 2014

You get irrationally mad because the carseat buckle you just got in the mail from Graco to replace the recalled one on your infant seat is black and the chest clip and buckle you are replacing are gray. Now my carseat looks dumb because the chest clip is gray and the buckle is black......such a stupid thing to be upset about but I can't help it!

rox825 · October 2014

minibean16 said:

Husband no longer shares his pint of ice cream because "you take cow sized bites"
When you murder your husband with your ice cream spoon for saying this.

When you buy a pint of ice cream when H isn't around, eat half of it, and then hide it in the back of the freezer so he won't even know it's there.

mussalynn · October 2014

kfo22 said:

kfo22 said:

When your coworkers are too afraid to dare not get you the food you mentioned today...

It does sort of feel like a magical power.... magical pregnancy power!! Another: When you can no longer accurately judge your ability to fit through spaces. Definitely whacked someone with my bump today, trying to "squeeze" past.

I do this to poor little DS daily. He's just the right height that the belly gets him every time...

Adam&Kaila · October 2014

hiketheworld said:
Everyone says: any day now! Or Getting close! Then seems shocked when you say, yep- only six weeks to go.

YES!! This! What the heck? I got so much of this last weekend at a wedding we were at that I finally stopped telling them I was 34 wks and instead just due "next month".

JustJainey · October 2014

When you plan any outings based upon where/when you may be able to go to the bathroom.

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