@freetobekristin the CareNow on Main Street ... They are transporting him to Texas Health Dallas. I don't know why he wouldn't have gone to a hospital in the first place especially knowing he had contact with patient 0.
I already have one, although technically it's from last night.
I mentioned to Dh that I wasn't feeling well and he starts with the "will we need to make a hospital run" crap. Gah! I feel sick, not "birthy"! He's been doing this for a month now and it's driving me absolutely insane.
Then, to make things even better, he says "well, can you at least give me a hint when I'll be woken up in the middle of the night?" meaning he wants me to freaking TELL HIM WHEN THE BABY WILL COME. Sure! Let me just whip out my crustal ball...
He's lucky he was too far away for me to hit him.
Who's the person with the Willy Wonka "not convenient" meme in their siggy? I need that around my neck.
This meme? Not sure if I have seen another with Wonka.
I'm about to strangle DH if he tells me that he needs his little girl to hurry and bake so he can hold her. Yeah I need her to hurry and bake too. Her head is on my bladder and her foot is in my ribs. Even MIL calls me every other day to see if I'm in labor yet.
WTF chick that just moved in to the apartment downstairs?? My husband and I have seen you walk out of our neighbors apartments in just your underwear like twenty times already!! It's a devilish sight and inappropriate seeing that ALL of our neighbors are men! Also, WTF were you thinking when you put your dirty underwear in with our sheets in the washer?! Who does that??
@emw87 Nope, she straight up opened the washer while our sheets were washing and dumped her s**t in there.. I totally flipped out and made her come and remove her belongings so that I could rewash our sheets. Luckily we weren't washing the baby clothes or I would have REALLY freaked out!
WTF Mom- I LOVE you to death and I know you are heartbroken that you are not invited into the delivery room but trying to pressure me into your opinions of what a delivery should look like are making me not feel the slightest bit bad about not including you. Literally every single time we talk you tell me how awesome an epidural is and how there are so many medicines these days and why would ANYONE go through birth without taking full advantage of modern medicine.
WTF Mother in Law- I LOVE you to death as well and I also know YOU are heartbroken that you are not invited into the delivery room but your strong opinions of my delivery are exactly the opposite of my mothers, therefore having you both there would DRIVE ME INSANE.
Both my mom and MIL are nurses and BOTH work with babies, one at a pregnancy center and one in the neo natal unit. My mother is strongly pro medical intervention and my MIL is as far the opposite as you can be for a nurse. So the "advice" is really really getting old.
This is our baby and we will be deciding how to raise her, starting with how to birth her. Thanks.
WTF Church Ladies.. I live almost 2 hrs from my home church so the women my mom talks with haven't seen me since before my pregnancy started. Now, I'm 8 months, and was told by 5 different women that I don't look pregnant, and that I may be making it up for the parties.... If i wasn't pregnant, WTF DO I NEED BABY STUFF FOR?! And did any of them think about that I'm 6'3 and over 280 lbs BEFORE BABY? She's got plenty of space to hide in there!!!
WTF MOM.. Why do you act like you believe that I'm not pregnant?! Omg.. Just eff pff plz!
WTF, boss? You keep asking if I'm taking the full 12 weeks, like you want me to shorten it. And saying how I can still work a little bit on maternity leave (FMLA), how I should make sure I have my laptop at home so I can keep up on emails, etc. NOPE! Not only is that ILLEGAL, it ain't gonna happen! My 12 weeks off is for MY BABY!
@Wolkie I'm gonna start learning that now lol I'm one of those sarcastic people, so when lil lady gets here and they are like "oh she's so precious! Can i hold her?" no you can't hold my imaginary baby dream up your own! Gahh! People are so dumb.. Seriously.
Re: WTF Wednesday
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
This meme? Not sure if I have seen another with Wonka.
I'm about to strangle DH if he tells me that he needs his little girl to hurry and bake so he can hold her. Yeah I need her to hurry and bake too. Her head is on my bladder and her foot is in my ribs. Even MIL calls me every other day to see if I'm in labor yet.
Me 32 and DH 40
Fur-baby named Bella
1 MC Nov. 2013
DD born Nov. 2, 2014
Little 2 EDD Oct. 1
Mo 11/4/14
Wait, What?!? - EDD 11/1/19
@emw87 Nope, she straight up opened the washer while our sheets were washing and dumped her s**t in there.. I totally flipped out and made her come and remove her belongings so that I could rewash our sheets. Luckily we weren't washing the baby clothes or I would have REALLY freaked out!
Edit: spelling is hard
WTF Mother in Law- I LOVE you to death as well and I also know YOU are heartbroken that you are not invited into the delivery room but your strong opinions of my delivery are exactly the opposite of my mothers, therefore having you both there would DRIVE ME INSANE.
Both my mom and MIL are nurses and BOTH work with babies, one at a pregnancy center and one in the neo natal unit. My mother is strongly pro medical intervention and my MIL is as far the opposite as you can be for a nurse. So the "advice" is really really getting old.
This is our baby and we will be deciding how to raise her, starting with how to birth her. Thanks.
WTF cancer? Been seeing a lot of cancer news on random threads and this thread. My heart goes out to all that are struggling with cancer news.
I don't have a personal WTF this week yet so far but I'm pretty sure a WtF will take place soon.
WTF MOM.. Why do you act like you believe that I'm not pregnant?! Omg.. Just eff pff plz!
WTF, boss? You keep asking if I'm taking the full 12 weeks, like you want me to shorten it. And saying how I can still work a little bit on maternity leave (FMLA), how I should make sure I have my laptop at home so I can keep up on emails, etc.
NOPE! Not only is that ILLEGAL, it ain't gonna happen! My 12 weeks off is for MY BABY!