GTKY-embarrassing moments

Re: GTKY-embarrassing moments

• juniper75 member

  October 2014

  I have a lot of the same stories as everyone else... Accidents, gas, vomit...
  
  The first time I met my in-laws I was at an all night field party with DH. We crashed in a tent for the night. The next day we had planned to shower and spend the day at his parents pool since they were out of town. Except they weren't. We walked into their yard and there they were having breakfast and there I was, so hungover I could barely speak, no clean clothes, my hair in a bandana. The worst was they had no idea he was even seeing anyone (despite the fact that we had been dating for like 6 months). So not only did I have to sit there and eat etc.. I had to go change into my bathing suit too! I could have killed him.

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• Jessimax member

  October 2014

  First year of college, using a friends ID, I knew the address, birthdate, even astrological sign. I was prepaired. Walk up to the bouncer, hand him the card, he looks at me, looks at the card and says I know Melanie (name on card) you're not her. I had nothing. Turned and left.

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• MaglioMomma member

  October 2014

  Ashleypixie said:

  . Another time; I was having sex an we changed positions in some way that made my vag queef. Really loud. And I said "I swear that was not from my butt." Like that could possibly make the situation any better!

  I queefed in my husbands face when he was going down on me once...
  
  We still laugh about it now... but REALLY?! Ugh I kinda died
  

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