GTKY-embarrassing moments

Ashleypixie · October 2014

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Ashleypixie · October 2014

Fart noises. Once on my first day on a job I wore these heels that were a little big in the heel, and no hose (just can NOT) and I was following my supervisor and my heel slipped off and then back on and made a loud fart sound. In front of about three different people and everything just froze and I had no idea what to say. Another time; I was having sex an we changed positions in some way that made my vag queef. Really loud. And I said "I swear that was not from my butt." Like that could possibly make the situation any better!

ksulli · October 2014

I will never forget the first time I farted in my dh's presence. Awful. My stomach was a little off, I had spent the night, he was making breakfast and asked me to get something for him from the other side of the kitchen. I desperately wanted to excuse myself to the bathroom, but also couldn't do that so early in our relationship either... (To be fair, my 3yo just realized that mommy poops too about a month ago- I just don't do bodily functions.)

Other than that one, it's pretty much only been while pregnant.

hlm184 · October 2014

Yeah, the cops totally showed up while we were having sex in the back seat. Awwwwwkward.

Holljade · October 2014

I never fart in front of DH.

When I had DD there was no farting or pooping.

With vin I got the epidural and it was like a machine gun going off. And then I pooped while pushing.

Ugh I cringe thinking about it!!!!

J&NL · October 2014

I once pooped at a boyfriends house (in highschool) and somehow forgot to flush. Then his brother called me out in front of everyone. Hands down most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me.

steph1977 · October 2014

I don't do well with shots and often pass out during or shortly after getting them. Several years ago I stopped to get a flu shot on my lunch break. I must have passed out and totally pooped my pants. I didn't realize it until I woke up in DH's office (he worked at the hospital) and he was like, "What is that smell?" I had to throw away my poopy underwear, go commando, then call into work to tell them I couldn't come back. Not my best day.

christinanoelle · October 2014

Ohhhh have I got a good/bad one!!
I was in grade 5 and was walking home from the bus stop with my little brother.
The boy who gets off at the same stop as us ran after us because he forgot his keys so he needed to come over. He also happened to be my crush!
I gave my brother they key and told him to run ahead and unlock our door because I really had to pee..(can anyone see where this is going??)
My brother took his sweet time, thinking he was hilarious, and I ended up peeing in my pants!!!! To top it all off, it was February in montreal so there was snow outside and I was wearing brown suede boots.
They called me waterfalls for the next two years! Good think I've got a sense of humour and was able to recover from that..

christinanoelle · October 2014

@ksulli‌ @Holljade‌ I don't purposely fart in front of DH but I usually fall asleep before him. He says I fart quite a bit in my sleep - so embarrassing!

christinanoelle · October 2014

@AprilMay9‌ soooo did you use leaves?

acrookston · October 2014

christinanoelle said:

@ksulli‌ @Holljade‌ I don't purposely fart in front of DH but I usually fall asleep before him. He says I fart quite a bit in my sleep - so embarrassing!

The other night I feel asleep on the couch watching TV with DH. I farted in my sleep and it woke me up...I was very startled and confused and embarassed.

MommaY4814 · October 2014

Mine is a tad on the lame side.

On our honeymoon I got "honeymoonitis" and was miserable. Of course we wanted to DTD so I had to call my mom and asked her to beg my gynecologist for antibiotics since I couldn't go to the Dr. DH was my first, therefore it was super awkward and embarrassing to call my mom about it. X_X

christinanoelle · October 2014

@acrookston‌ that's definitely happened to me before!! It's so embarrassing!

steph1977 · October 2014

MommaY4814 said:
Mine is a tad on the lame side.

On our honeymoon I got "honeymoonitis" and was miserable. Of course we wanted to DTD so I had to call my mom and ask her to beg my gynicogist for antibiotics since I couldn't go to the Dr. DH was my first, therefore it was super awkward and embarrassing to call my mom about it. X_X

I've never heard of this "honeymoonitis." Please explain!

MommaY4814 · October 2014

@steph1977‌ lol! It's just a UTI. That's just a fun name for it

olenkapdx · October 2014

I've done so many embarrassing things that they don't even register as embarrassing anymore.

Puking on myself in a van full of about 15 people, three hours from our destination, was pretty mortifying, though. As wasted as I was, I still felt awful about it.

Also puked on the floor of a club in NYC where I was trying so very hard to be cool. I spent the rest of the evening sitting outside on the curb, mentally beating myself up.

Locking myself out of my apartment building wearing a pretty much see-through cami and really ratty boxer shorts, while stoned and also barefoot, was definitely a buzzkill. THough it was South Philly and I basically fit right in in that get-up.

knotty-girl · October 2014

In the third grade I was on my best friend's sailboat with her family, and her older siblings had accompaning friends well. For some reason the toilet that would ordinarily be in the cabin below was not in there and hooked up. Of course comedic (or unfortunate) timing would dictate that I get hit with uncontrollable diarhea while out in the middle of the lake with very little wind. We could not get to the shore in time and I had no other option but to be dragged beside the boat holding a rope while my friend's family made jokes about me "feeding the fish".

Jodash24 · October 2014

We fart In front of each other, it's an on going joke as mine are usually louder.

So glad it's just me who has had a no 2 accident. I've had a funny stomach for the last 2 weeks, I farted the other day and thought no more of it until I got up and my partner was like ' what's that on your trousers?!' Argh embarrassing !

ksulli · October 2014

@lia619 I feel like it's not fair to be embarrassed about medical issues, but totally get it. But I would assume that's how your DH deals with you- not your fault. And tears make sense because it sucks and is medical and can only be 'managed'. Sorry.

ksulli · October 2014

Two of my best friends have it (though they don't know each other- 1 from work, 1 from grade school), so I've learned a bit about how to support them. They're awesome.

UnofficiallyLO · October 2014

When I was in first grade I peed my romper because I couldn't unzip it myself, damnit Mom! My freshman year I was skipping school at the beach and one of my stacked padded bra concoctions came out and floated down the pass in front of everyone, who noticed but I'm not sure realized came from my now uneven chest (I stopped stuffed my bra later that year!). When I was super pregnant I had really bad reflux and was messing around with SO, when he finished I simultaneously threw up in my mouth! I somehow caught it all and made it to the sink, we laughed for 10 minutes and didn't screw around the rest of my pregnancy. Oh and my first pp period made it's appearance while I was sitting on a towel at the beach with friends, I tried to quickly cover it with another towel but I'm sure everyone around me saw it.

smushi · October 2014

*cracks knuckles*

When I was in the third grade, a friend of mine called my house to invite me over for a sleepover. This of course was the days before caller ID. I was so excited that this girl invited me over, so I asked my mom and she agreed. We loaded up and I arrived, knocked on the door with my pillow and sleeping bag (my mom drove away), and the little girl and I played for a while.

Then my mom came back and said I needed to go. I was really confused.

Turns out, I had thought it was my one friend that had called, but instead, it was a different friend (and they had sounded exactly the same on the phone, and 3rd graders don't do introductions on the phone I guess). The family I was with had called my mom to ask what was going on, and the actual family that had invited me over had also called my mom also to see where I was....

Color me mortified.

SoulTermination · October 2014

Only one I can remember recently is me crop-dusting my way loudly across Target running to get a jug of milk I forgot before our turn in the checkout line came. Stupid pregnancy flatulence hasn't left yet, and many heads were turned as I ran by...

janice9821 · October 2014

DH and I were trying to make a baby and we happened to be visiting my in-laws when I was ovulating so we snuck in a quickie. Well, MIL walks in to say goodbye to us because she was going to church, then FIL walks in to say goodbye too... and we're naked under the blanket. Instead of walking out they come over and try to hug us. I mean, it was a dark room but still, they must have known what was going on...

Holljade · October 2014

christinanoelle said:
@ksulli‌ @Holljade‌ I don't purposely fart in front of DH but I usually fall asleep before him. He says I fart quite a bit in my sleep - so embarrassing!

Omg I am terrified of doing that!

smushi · October 2014

Farts, poops, pees, sexy time... damn, I must have no shame.

Funny story, DH and I were dating, and we were at his parents' house one afternoon. We got up to leave, because I said I needed a nap. FIL says, "I hope you guys use protection during your 'naps'."

I got him back later, when during dinner he dribbled food down his shirt, and I said, "Uh oh, time to put him in a home."

My FIL and I have a special relationship.

Ashleypixie · October 2014

I went on a date with a guy and we really hit it off. The next day my friends and I took our boat out and anchored it close to the beach. And like all responsible 20-somethings, we were drinking. Well, if you're familiar with Lake Michigan, the water can be super rough and this was a serious white cap day. The guy that I went out with the night before spotted us and he and his friends swam over to us...JUST as I got sick and puked over the side all over him and his friends. They were just wading in puke water like WTF.

OliveOyl2014 · October 2014

About a year after I met DH, I was out with my friends and drank waaayyy too much. My best friend didn't know what to do so she called my DH and he told her to bring me to his place. He lived in a one bedroom apartment with his dad. By the time she drove me there, I had blacked out. My DH had to carry me into the apartment...past his dad...and a bunch of his dads friends, while I was completely passed out. I didnt find out until morning, and I was sooo embarrassed. His dad was cool with it, even teased me about it. I quit drinking after that.

Abcollins57 · October 2014

On our very first date, DH and I went for a drink then to a movie. As we were crossing the parking lot, I tripped on the curb I was trying to jump over and barrel rolled three times before laying flat out on my back. I tried to laugh it off but I was so embarrassed it turned to tears. My husband, sweet man that he is, laid down next to me and said, "how come you're the only one who can lay down in the parking lot?" I knew on the first date I would fall hard for him

edoliesmom · October 2014

Abcollins57 said:
On our very first date, DH and I went for a drink then to a movie. As we were crossing the parking lot, I tripped on the curb I was trying to jump over and barrel rolled three times before laying flat out on my back. I tried to laugh it off but I was so embarrassed it turned to tears. My husband, sweet man that he is, laid down next to me and said, "how come you're the only one who can lay down in the parking lot?" I knew on the first date I would fall hard for him

Oh my gosh that's so sweet!

lokimau · October 2014

The first time i ever got drunk was in high school. My boyfriend's mom was a single mom raising 3 boys so she was working a lot and never home. His house was the party house. I got so drunk that I blacked out, puked on his mom and took a shower with my clothes on. She never told my parents. We actually dated for 5 years and even got engaged for a little bit.

zazu13 · October 2014

Some of yours are way better than mine, but here goes. Just yesterday I was picking up some formula checks from a girl I don't know that responded to a post I put on a FB page for residents in my community. I knocked and her hubby answered. I told him what I was there for and he said he'd have to interrupt him wife on a conference call because he knew nothing about it. Ummm kay... I told her I was coming. He invited me in. I waited while he went upstairs then I double checked the navigation on my phone. The red dot was Across the street. What?! I was at the wrong house. The lady came to the door and was luckily super friendly. I apologized and thanked them for not being axe murderers or something. So embarrassing. They directed me to the right house and I hurried across the street.

Ashleypixie · October 2014

Ok, this is REALLY embarrassing. I had joined a gym years ago and really worked my ass off. I had put in a lot of effort in burning fat and strength traing. I was toned, and had perfect arms and a six pack. I was so proud of the way I looked! So one day I walked past these young girls at the pool and one of them loudly says "you have a really great body" and I just assumed because she was looking at me, she must have been talking about me, and I thanked her for the complement and how sweet of her to mention it. As I continue to walk away I could hear snickering, the girl was PROBABLY talking to her friend and I was so self important that I assumed it was TOTALLY ABOUT ME. It knocked me down a peg or too, and I was so humiliated that I never returned again

I'm so awkward!!!! In my industry its all about looks, in my defense...

Ashleypixie · October 2014

And has anyone had been in middle school, got their period all over the seat, stuffed toilet paper in your pants and went home?

michaelad3 · October 2014

The summer after 7th grade I went on a school trip to DC. One night I was in the shower and my roommates came in to say the fire alarm was going off, so I got out, wrapped in a towel, and headed down the stairs and outside with the rest of the hotel patrons and all schoolmates. In hindsight I surely could have grabbed some sweatpants or something as I'm certain I didn't enter the bathroom naked!

Keckers · October 2014

Ashleypixie said:
And has anyone had been in middle school, got their period all over the seat, stuffed toilet paper in your pants and went home?

Me, ugh! Except it got all over the seat in my best friend's mom's brand new car. I was so humiliated when I noticed after she dropped me off at home. I think I mumbled something and booked it to my front door. Even thinking about it now makes me feel sick.

irisheyez7 · October 2014

lia619 said:

And has anyone had been in middle school, got their period all over the seat, stuffed toilet paper in your pants and went home?
Yes! End of the school year fun day in 7th grade we went to a local place that has go karts and minigolf. I had my period and decided to wear white shorts (what a moron). That did not end well. Thank god my mom picked me up early and had a sweatshirt to cover my butt as we walked out. No one said anything. ETA: forgot to mention I didn't realize what had happened until my mom came to pick me up and rushed over to me with a sweatshirt to cover me up. I don't know how I didn't notice. So gross.

Yes! Same thing! 6th grade and I was at a younger cousins bday party at one of those crawl around in tube places and I also made the bad decision to wear white pants. So embarrassing! I spent half the party in the bathroom once I noticed with TP shoved in my underwear. Thank god my older cousin was cool found me crying in the bathroom and helped me out!

ambarnett1 · October 2014

In 9th grade, I decided to wear tan shorts and ended up getting my period. I was wearing a pad, but I guess that wasn't enough because blood soaked the front and back of my shorts. My male teacher wouldn't let me leave the room early, but I walked out anyways. Once I got to the nurse and called my mom there was a fucking fire drill and I had to go outside with everyone else. I had a sweatshirt to cover most of it up, but I'm sure some people saw. It was completely mortifying.

ksulli · October 2014

Oh I forgot the day I met my now ILs:

DH had organized a 5-K for the grad school we were in, and we were doing pre-registration the night before. All the goodie bags were jammed in sequential order in the back of his trail blazer. Being that I'm about 2/3rds of his size, it was my job to find people their bags. So I'm mid- expedition into the car when he sticks his head in the front, "Hey Ksulli, my parents are here". Sweet. So I slowly back my way out of the vehicle and greet his parents. Ass first.

Talltrees82 · October 2014

Another period story here! I was in grade 9 on the high school swim team and had just finished a race and had done pretty well. A bunch of my teammates were congratulating me when one of them whispered in my ear, "I think you need a towel because there's blood running down your leg". So I grabbed my towel and made a mad dash into the change room! After I got over my mortification, I was really grateful that the girl had let me know. It could have been so much worse!

hordol · October 2014

I don't get embarrassed much. DH and I are pretty open about farts and poops so I don't have many embarrassing stories about that...though I plugged the toilet once and DH had to plunge it cause I couldn't get it fixed...probably the closest thing to embarrassing I can think of right now...though I put my foot in my mouth all the time.

I drink a lot but rarely get drunk, and have never been drunk enough to puke in my life. So no puke stories either.

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