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mrsherr22 · September 2014

Not only did this make my day but for the first time ever DH understands why I love the Vipers in Feb15. He was dying laughing (tears & all) at all the posts. Not sure we will ever see Collard greens without laughing.

Did anyone find out if this was MUD? I hope she was able to get medical attention if it was true.

thejollyrancher · September 2014

Thanks @HailsMom !! Now back to reading...

AnotherSun · September 2014

I snagged my wife's phone because she was laughing about collard greens butt. As a man, let me give some advice that is tried and true: an eggnog enema makes every fart smell like Christmas morning.

cookinggirl15 · September 2014

I just came on for the first time in a few days, and this is by far one of the best things I have read yet!

I may never eat collard greens again!!!!

Mrs.EvilQueen · September 2014

I just woke up, and started giggling about " anal smell cream".

kefttsc · September 2014

I swear we cleaned out the fridge last night and threw away a Tupperware of collars greens.

jennjilljo · September 2014

sugahcookie01 said:

@Cythe said:
Super lurking here (hi Feb mamas), just your friendly TTGP lurker here. Amazing thread, but I got stuck on page 3 because of the DD. Anyway, I believe your mods can (mod abuse) change the name of the thread and it should open it back up. If your mods are down anyway

Ours get changed to [Deleted Discussion] or some such nonsense.

::Lurker out::
You da real MVP!!! It worked, ladies

Best. lurk. ever.

KiaE3620 · September 2014

I know its hard to find the humour in what's being said cause you are wanting and needing an answer and hormones. No you are not the only one. Idk but what I do is wear pantyliners which helps and use baby wipes to keep it clean. I think it's a part of being preggo and each is different, so try it out and see if it works.

MadameAwesome · September 2014

I decided to stop in at the Doc office today. They took some cultures. But the doctor I saw said perhaps I just didnt finish my poop that one day, and have been self conscious about it since.

I had to admit that some of this was funny, but my feeling were a little hurt in the beginning.

I didnt expect it to become a BIG deal or for the "MOD" to change my title so more people could come, laugh, and make fun. That seemed a bit mean... but I guess at least we can all laugh today.

jennjilljo · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:
I decided to stop in at the Doc office today. They took some cultures. But the doctor I saw said perhaps I just didnt finish my poop that one day, and have been self conscious about it since.

I had to admit that some of this was funny, but my feeling were a little hurt in the beginning.

I didnt expect it to become a BIG deal or for the "MOD" to change my title so more people could come, laugh, and make fun. That seemed a bit mean... but I guess at least we can all laugh today.

I'm glad you stopped at the doc. Hopefully it won't be a problem anymore.

jaztastic · September 2014

Hey you came back!! Glad you found the humor.... but about that whole pointing it out so others can come and laugh thing, ehhh let it go. Its what we do. And trust me that you will someday thank us for pointing you to some hilarious thread elsewhere on TB.

How's the BF doing?

HerHighness · September 2014

Yay im so glad you went to the dr. Hopefully the dr can find the cause of the problem so you dont feel so self conscious about it.

Im sorry you felt picked on but if you look at it and find the humor in it that is a good thing. Sometimes we all need to laugh at ourselves.... Especially during pregnancy. So much weird shit going on that humor is what keeps me going

kefttsc · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:
I decided to stop in at the Doc office today. They took some cultures. But the doctor I saw said perhaps I just didnt finish my poop that one day, and have been self conscious about it since.

I had to admit that some of this was funny, but my feeling were a little hurt in the beginning.

I didnt expect it to become a BIG deal or for the "MOD" to change my title so more people could come, laugh, and make fun. That seemed a bit mean... but I guess at least we can all laugh today.

Props to you for seeing the humor and returning. I hope the cultures give you some answers. My bet is that it doesn't have anything to do with poop, but rather with another kind of infection.

Stick around and have some fun with us!!!!

HerHighness · September 2014

jaztastic said:

Hey you came back!! Glad you found the humor.... but about that whole pointing it out so others can come and laugh thing, ehhh let it go. Its what we do. And trust me that you will someday thank us for pointing you to some hilarious thread elsewhere on TB.

How's the BF doing?

Is it bad that everytime i read BF in this question i think you are asking about BUTT FUNK and i giggle like a 5 yr old boy?

srcr2011 · September 2014

OP, I'm glad you came back. Sorry you felt attacked, this was just some funny shit (

) stuff.
I hope the cultures come back ok.

lizjennings81 · September 2014

@MadameAwesome, I'm impressed! Kudos to you for coming back and being able to laugh at the thread. I can see how you might've been hurt, but looks like you're strong enough to hang around on TB. Glad you went to the doc, too, to get answers.

Definitely join in on the spam thread. That's how we get to know each other!

mrsherr22 · September 2014

I'm glad you got some medical attention @MadameAwesome‌ way to stick around. I think lots of us thought this was originally a fake post.

Cookie0875 · September 2014

@kcbizme I am with you, go Gamecocks!!!

First, I would like to say that I am disappointed in myself for missing all this yesterday when I was lurking on J15. I missed so much fun!! But thanks @sugahcookie01 for fixing it.

:x

@MadameAwesome I'm glad you went to the doc to get some answers and also glad you came back and laughed some. I'm pretty sure fun will be had at everyone else's "expense" before this is all over, so you're not alone.

kcbizme · September 2014

@Cookie0875 WOOT! I'm also a huge Longhorns fan (being from TX and all) even though they are "rebuilding" this year (meaning they SUCK)! They never play each other so I never have to choose a side either! Needless to say, I'm super excited for Thanksgiving weekend!

vpeazy · September 2014

I'm absolutely about to piss myself laughing at this!

MrsTucker2011 · September 2014

Izzy0927 said:
I imagine the BF as like

(Yay for app update! I can post again!)

This gif had me laughing in tears!!!

kcbizme · September 2014

If I poop, will my butt smell like collard greens? For serious y'all!

Lurker from M'15

marigold32 · September 2014

Dear OP:

Alygohome · September 2014

I am so glad I have no idea what collard greens are or what they smell like!

ghostof5letters · September 2014

Paleomama · September 2014

Oh man this was some good stuff. This is what I miss when I am working too much. Super funny!!

twinklymama · September 2014

AnotherSun said:
I snagged my wife's phone because she was laughing about collard greens butt. As a man, let me give some advice that is tried and true: an eggnog enema makes every fart smell like Christmas morning.

Awesome husband, right there!!

mommaa1615 · September 2014

Wayyy past my bedtime but holy hell this went from ridiculous to hilarious

momthatlifts · September 2014

Lurking thanks to M14. Is it bad that I could really go for some collard greens now?

lizzybean · September 2014

Ssoooooo I've been way out of the loop but am so glad I just dedicated some of my time to this epic thread. I freaking love you ladies!!!!!!!!

michelle142 · September 2014

Izzy0927 said:

I once heard a story about a lady shoving a potato in her vag.

Went to the ER because it got stuck. Surprise!

True story.
@michelle142‌ I'm SO curious if we know the same person, because I've heard this story too! My friend is an EMT and I was grilling him on his craziest calls. He told me about an old woman who shoved a potato up her vag as "birth control." (I'm pretty sure the potato wasn't her only issue as she was well past child bearing years.) Anyway she left it there and it started to sprout and caused her pain, so she called 911 complaining of abdominal pain (never mentioned the potato) and yeah.... turned out that it was caused by that nasty old potato up there. That'll do it! I will never forget that story. I tell it to everyone when it even remotely comes up, and I make him retell it to me every few months like an old favorite bed time story.

LOL @Izzy0927 - my story came from an ER nurse, similar but apparently this lady used it as a sex toy...

kmvisioli · September 2014

Oh man, thanks for a good laugh during what's been a slow week over at M15! Keep up the great gif work

HerHighness · September 2014

michelle142 said:

Izzy0927 said:

I once heard a story about a lady shoving a potato in her vag.

Went to the ER because it got stuck. Surprise!

True story.
@michelle142‌ I'm SO curious if we know the same person, because I've heard this story too! My friend is an EMT and I was grilling him on his craziest calls. He told me about an old woman who shoved a potato up her vag as "birth control." (I'm pretty sure the potato wasn't her only issue as she was well past child bearing years.) Anyway she left it there and it started to sprout and caused her pain, so she called 911 complaining of abdominal pain (never mentioned the potato) and yeah.... turned out that it was caused by that nasty old potato up there. That'll do it! I will never forget that story. I tell it to everyone when it even remotely comes up, and I make him retell it to me every few months like an old favorite bed time story.

LOL @Izzy0927 - my story came from an ER nurse, similar but apparently this lady used it as a sex toy...

How the hell does one use a potato as a sex toy?!?!?!

michelle142 · September 2014

HerHighness said:

michelle142 said:

Izzy0927 said:

I once heard a story about a lady shoving a potato in her vag.

Went to the ER because it got stuck. Surprise!

True story.
@michelle142‌ I'm SO curious if we know the same person, because I've heard this story too! My friend is an EMT and I was grilling him on his craziest calls. He told me about an old woman who shoved a potato up her vag as "birth control." (I'm pretty sure the potato wasn't her only issue as she was well past child bearing years.) Anyway she left it there and it started to sprout and caused her pain, so she called 911 complaining of abdominal pain (never mentioned the potato) and yeah.... turned out that it was caused by that nasty old potato up there. That'll do it! I will never forget that story. I tell it to everyone when it even remotely comes up, and I make him retell it to me every few months like an old favorite bed time story.

LOL @Izzy0927 - my story came from an ER nurse, similar but apparently this lady used it as a sex toy...

How the hell does one use a potato as a sex toy?!?!?!

I haven't the slightest idea why. Crazies.

sh0709 · September 2014

Izzy0927 said:
I imagine the BF as like

This image literally made me pee my pants while laughing/choking/crying. Moving to the bathroom so I can finish the thread in safety...

erobbins09 · September 2014

michelle142 said:

HerHighness said:

michelle142 said:

Izzy0927 said:

michelle142 said:
I once heard a story about a lady shoving a potato in her vag.

Went to the ER because it got stuck. Surprise!

True story.
@michelle142‌ I'm SO curious if we know the same person, because I've heard this story too! My friend is an EMT and I was grilling him on his craziest calls. He told me about an old woman who shoved a potato up her vag as "birth control." (I'm pretty sure the potato wasn't her only issue as she was well past child bearing years.) Anyway she left it there and it started to sprout and caused her pain, so she called 911 complaining of abdominal pain (never mentioned the potato) and yeah.... turned out that it was caused by that nasty old potato up there. That'll do it!

I will never forget that story. I tell it to everyone when it even remotely comes up, and I make him retell it to me every few months like an old favorite bed time story.

LOL @Izzy0927 - my story came from an ER nurse, similar but apparently this lady used it as a sex toy...

How the hell does one use a potato as a sex toy?!?!?!

I haven't the slightest idea why. Crazies.

How? Unsuccessfully apparently. Bleh.

chicagojackie · September 2014

This thread is kind of like the time @jaztastic wanted something to be 10+ pages...haha

transplantedhawkeye · September 2014

Lurker from M15

Wow, just wow, I want to stay and read this whole thing, but I'll be late for work.

A thing of beauty and I am SO glad that a photo was not included.

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