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jaztastic · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:

To jaztastic, no he did not taste it because of the smell. its only been happening for about a week or so now, and its not every time I use the bathroom I smell it. But i did notice its often after I eat. I will try to change some foods and see if that helps. thanks for your advice.

MadameAwesome said:

and here I thought you were trying to actually be nice to me. No you can not call me anything other than what my screen name is.

and KKleigh you harassed me!

Hey dont type my name with those fingers!! Only lord knows where they have been.

jaztastic · September 2014

Not being able to go back to the beginning sucks...

thegoodpotato · September 2014

All I can do is roll my eyes. This is so obviously MUD. At least it was entertaining.

baileylove22 · September 2014

Thank you. I really needed this. Still laughing.

ckimberley14 · September 2014

jaztastic said:

Wait Wait... Okay. Im going to try to be for real. Okay OP, this is my serious type.

How long have you been experiencing this smell?

Had you pooped soon before or after the occurrence?

Did you BF taste it while he was giving "special time"? If so, can you describe the taste?

Do you smell it every time you use the bathroom? And are you sure you just dont have bad gas?

I would try changing your diet for a few days, and see if that helps.

:-&

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jaztastic · September 2014

LMAO... @ChickenOnSunday. Im actually glad I made it back today to see this!! Totally makes missing work deadlines worth it.

lizjennings81 · September 2014

I'm just thinking: How long have I been hanging out with you guys? I love you to pieces, but I still don't think I'd ask you to advise me on my smelly butt problem.

Some things should be kept between patient and doctor and off the interwebs, you know?

mrsherr22 · September 2014

I am dying right now! Butt smelling like Collard greens?

@jaztastic‌ best gif & response of the day. @kkleigh10‌ maybe she's confused of the definition of disgusting:

dis·gust·ing

adjective: disgusting
arousing revulsion or strong indignation.
"he had the most disgusting rotten teeth" or in this case smelling butt

synonyms: revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, unpalatable, distasteful, foul, nasty, vomitous; More

HailsMom · September 2014

I wanna see page 3!

ckimberley14 · September 2014

Yeah that sucks! Y'all missed some amazing gifs! I'm still laughing about them.

srcr2011 · September 2014

ChickenOnSunday said:

CrazyCornball said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

Why can't I view an earlier page? I'm trying to go back to page one and it keeps loading page four.

That's what the damn period does. In order to get to page one, you can click on the OP's name, go to her replies through her profile, and then get to it that way.

I've never noticed that happening before. I guess I've never wanted to go back to the beginning to give a second look to all the brillaance.

I have never noticed that either...

MaddScientist · September 2014

ChickenOnSunday said:

I'm not really sure I can add any more brilliance to this post although I did just have a thought. Didn't we have a Jaz disappearance and reappearance the same time a spammy post a few weeks ago?!?! It seems this has happened again. Is Jaz the collard butt bandit?

Personally, In my scientific opinion, I would like to think that both you and Jaz would have much higher MUD standards and AEs that would act appropriately in those veins. Like, you would totally give better OP and definitely post better responses - not just jump straight to the 'you all suck, don't be mean' response and DD after so little time. Make it harder to tell if it is MUD and string us along a little better before you blow it up. but thats just my opinion.

..and clearly I have put a little too much thought into this.

kefttsc · September 2014

I commented all over page one and can't go back to it now!

HailsMom · September 2014

@kefttsc you can either go to your profile and click on your posts from there, or use OP's profile. Also what @willvilljill posted works too. Jeeze willvilljill what a difficult name to type out!

erobbins09 · September 2014

Argh... I was proud of my responses today.. I'm usually late to the party on this stuff. I'll give her this.. At least she's a sharty pants... I mean smarty pants. Gah! Silly mobile bumping.

schnitz9 · September 2014

WTF I go to my A/S and miss this gem!!! Ugh!

jurassicrabbit · September 2014

Lurker from M15 here.

You guys are amazeballs. I'm laughing so hard my belly hurts.

And I thought we got all the crazies!

MrsH11710 · September 2014

willvilljill said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

HailsMom said:

@kefttsc you can either go to your profile and click on your posts from there, or use OP's profile. Also what @willvilljill posted works too. Jeeze willvilljill what a difficult name to type out!

Please note that I already said the wilvlkslkdjflwskellll name is gonna suck to tag.

@ChickenOnASunday, that is true, you definitely called it

will vill jill- that's how I look at it...just trying to help someone in the future.

MrsH11710 · September 2014

Just finished reading the whole thread and all I can say is......BRAVO!!!!!!

elephantsonpatrol · September 2014

New profile. Only post. Could it be?

MommyOfAMiracle · September 2014

At first she was like..

And then he was like...

And then her dog was like....

And then we were like...

kcbizme · September 2014

cougarette said:

Aw man, it skipped from page one to page five for me. I wanna see the funny gifs! And I can't try the awesome url trick since I'm mobile right now. Seriously though, we're being punked, right? Right??

I love your siggy pic! Where in SC are you from?

bhjones1980 · September 2014

Business travel is seriously messing with my bump time.... I am sorry I missed this, but bravo ladies!

srcr2011 · September 2014

MommyOfAMiracle said:

At first she was like..

And then he was like...

And then her dog was like....

And then we were like...

Hahahaha that's so funny! Best ever!

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erobbins09 · September 2014

I think M15 let one of their crazies loose on us...

srcr2011 · September 2014

CrazyCornball said:

MadameAwesome said:

My boyfriend says its definitely my butt... I already called the doctor and they told me to wash better. But that doesnt seem to work. I just want to know if anyone else has had this happen before. Why would you want to make a joke?

I really cannot stop laughing at this post right here. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE A JOKE OUT OF MY SMELLY BUTT?

WHY?

I love what the Dr told her. That made me LOL more than the "why would you want to make a joke" part.
just wash your ass and maybe you won't stank

ckimberley14 · September 2014

MommyOfAMiracle said:
At first she was like..

And then he was like...

And then her dog was like....

And then we were like...

Dead.

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mandi195 · September 2014

Another M15 lurker here. Thanks for the entertainment! I'm dying laughing... so hard I somehow now have hiccups.

srcr2011 · September 2014

MaddScientist said:

srcr2011 said:

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".

bwahaha - this just indicates the number of pages the thread currently is... the title is still . and it is now 3 pages long.

haha I had a durh moment. I'm loling at myself!

MommyOfAMiracle · September 2014

ChickenOnSunday said:

OH. EM. GEE.

I NEED to find this infomercial!!!!!

PikoPiko · September 2014

Oh my god. I was about to bitch about making me click on a damn period. WORTH the battle!!!! I love you guise. I couldn't resist and laughed out loud in my office several times at the office.

The OP needs to speak with my MIL. She went around telling all of us how her bf (who had colon cancer, poor guy) has skid marks in his underpants due to unclean butt wiping with excessive ass hair. She even educated us (all grown adults in our 30's) that we need to buy baby wipes and how we should wipe our asses with said wipes. Man, I really need to dig out her email on this topic, might save the OP.

jnowosielski · September 2014

erobbins09 said:

I think M15 let one of their crazies loose on us...

She caught us!

jaztastic · September 2014

Did we scare her off?

MommyOfAMiracle · September 2014

Spread knowledge, not OP's cheeks.

janda426 · September 2014

Damnit I can't read pages 2-5!!!

This is awesome. This chicks ass stinks and she's mad at you guys cause you won't help her. LOL

PikoPiko · September 2014

@janda426 - Quote the title of the thread (i.e. the damn period) in the URL just in front of the page number should fix the issue.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/"."/p1

Damn special characters always cause the links to go to sh!t.

chicagojackie · September 2014

Next we are going to get some MUD about retained foreign objects in the vagina. I feel like trolls haven't gone there yet.

Possible troll topics, now ruined (sorrynotsorry):

"I started putting in a tampon in my vagina because of the excessive Pregnancy discharge and now I can't get it out"

"my doctor put me on pelvic rest for XYZ condition and now I have a sex toy stuck in my butt"

"we thought we'd try (insert name of random fruit or vegetable that's phallic shaped) during sex to spice it up and now we can't find it, do you think the baby is eating/has eaten it?"

"You guys I had sex a few days before I feel like I went into labor with this baby and now I'm worried that the baby could be pregnant"

You're welcome @sugahcookie01‌

erobbins09 · September 2014

chicagojackie said:
Next we are going to get some MUD about retained foreign objects in the vagina. I feel like trolls haven't gone there yet.

Possible troll topics, now ruined (sorrynotsorry):

"I started putting in a tampon in my vagina because of the excessive Pregnancy discharge and now I can't get it out"

"my doctor put me on pelvic rest for XYZ condition and now I have a sex toy stuck in my butt"

"we thought we'd try (insert name of random fruit or vegetable that's phallic shaped) during sex to spice it up and now we can't find it, do you think the baby is eating/has eaten it?"

"You guys I had sex a few days before I feel like I went into labor with this baby and now I'm worried that the baby could be pregnant"

You're welcome @sugahcookie01‌

There goes all of my planned posts for the next couple weeks. Now my questions won't get answers!!

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srcr2011 · September 2014

chicagojackie said:

Next we are going to get some MUD about retained foreign objects in the vagina. I feel like trolls haven't gone there yet. Possible troll topics, now ruined (sorrynotsorry): "I started putting in a tampon in my vagina because of the excessive Pregnancy discharge and now I can't get it out" "my doctor put me on pelvic rest for XYZ condition and now I have a sex toy stuck in my butt" "we thought we'd try (insert name of random fruit or vegetable that's phallic shaped) during sex to spice it up and now we can't find it, do you think the baby is eating/has eaten it?" "You guys I had sex a few days before I feel like I went into labor with this baby and now I'm worried that the baby could be pregnant" You're welcome @sugahcookie01‌

OMG I had a pt once who had her first AF pp (not lochea) and used and tampon. Well, she forgot she had it in there and coudn't get it out after having sex. It was about 2 weeks maybe. She came in due to odor and OMG the smell, the sight, it was horrific. It was green and brown, slimy, gross and smell made me and the dr gag. Not only did the smell fill the exam room, but the entire office. One of the grossest things I have seen so far.

mandamoochie · September 2014

@srcr2011 that is BY FAR the most horrible thing ive ever heard ever. Ever. ever.

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